• Smalls

    Not gonna say it!!!

    • therealguy

      still a loser for mentioning it

  • TokyoFace

    #10 .. lol

    • Blue bronco

      Is that the owner of the Bunny Ranch?

      • Skwee

        its Rush Limbaugh

  • Huff and Dobak

    #3
    Challenge accepted.

    • MattKL

      Was gonna say that, but you beat me to it. Well played sir!

    • Girlhavenodik

      I'd just rest my dick in the middle of one of the pieces of tape. If I had a dick.

    • DB Conor

      Just think of Catherine Zetta-Jon…err think of Sean Connery weaving through those lasers in Entrapment.

      • MattKL

        No, I'd rather think of Catherine Zeta-Jones slinkily winding through those, thanks.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          It's gonna be a lot harder to aim if you think of Zeta-Jones. pardon the pun.

  • Un-chive

    Get rid of the iphone banner ads.. At least make them stop popping up after clicking X

    • Big_Curt

      I agree with you, but I have seen this comment on every post for the past week

    • Phil

      Stop using Internet Explorer and you won't have that problem.

      • Gary

        The iPhone doesn't use IE, but thanks for playing.

  • Pedo Bear

    #9
    WTF Chive? Is this a pedo forum now?

    • thetruth

      Well this site is FULL of desperate pedos now so thechive is just catering to its target audience.

      • dirtysteve99

        so why are you on here all the time you freak?

      • A.Maslow

        In my experience as a psychologist, those who scream "pedophile!" with little or no provocation are usually harboring some fairly abnormal urges and fantasies themselves. By making the accusation, they are attempting to deflect any suspicion which may be directed their way.

        • BF Skinner

          I have a habit of screaming 'Pedo!' and am actively a predator. Though, I've only been conditioned.

          • S Freud

            While you're urges tell you children, your unconscious yearns for your mother. Go kill your father and sleep with your mother, and call me in the morning.

            • socalmarti

              Oedipus. Is it always that simple?

        • Pavlov

          way to use your knowledge of psych 101 to deflect the fact thechive is steadily putting pics up of underage girls. Its not weird to bring up that you are made to feel uncomfortable by such pictures, but it is weird to dismiss someones reluctance to look at little girls dressed as madonna as active predators..just because their parents have projection problems doesn't mean we must oogle the kids and laugh. Oogling is going to fuck these children up further than their parents have. It is fairly abnormal to look at a 7 year old and think, "hilarious dirty joke." Unless of course she is covered in dirt.

          • Idius

            So you are saying we should look at how the Octomom treats her kids and laugh? You are one sick puppy…

        • Matt

          There is no way you're a psychologist, because that's bullshit pop-psychology. The fact is, posting a photo of a 7-year-old girl in the category "Get low and dirty and have yourself a good time" IS creepy, and frankly it ought to be called out. Objecting to it isn't "deflection," it's decent. Chive ought to know better, too.

      • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

        Hey, aren't you on that list?

    • Rob

      If that's turning you on than I guess you are a pedo. Or if you're like me, you look at that picture and wonder WTF their parents were thinking dressing their kid up like that.

      • S.Freud

        Exactly. There is nothing sexual at all about that image. . .unless the person looking at it makes it so. And if that person sees a little girl and thinks "sex", they should go jump in front of a bus and save society the trouble of putting a bullet in their head.

        • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

          Indeed!

        • Matt

          All that would be true if this weren't the category, "Get low and dirty and have yourself a good time." It's REALLY hard to post a picture of an elementary-school-age girl under that heading and pretend it's all just innocent, and the viewer is at fault for reading anything more into it.

          • Idius

            I read this title as advice from my football coach. Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time. I don't think there is anything sexual about the phrase, who agrees?

      • JohnMcClane_

        My first thought is exactly that: "WTF?". My second thought is that her parents should be beaten with a rubber hose for dressing her like that. And my final thought is to wonder why the fuck we don't require licenses to breed…just saying…

    • MonkeyMadness

      Some parents should just be shot on sight.

  • etcrr

    #7 #13 Cause damn

    • fuckoffetcrr

      GTFO you pedo.

      • pretty smile

        Not defending anybody but what is the difference between this dude commenting and any other perv on this site.commenting? Just a question.

      • A.Maslow

        You really need to learn the definition of "pedophile". Being attracted, sexually, to either of those women would not classify anyone as a pedophile.

        Ignorant moron.

    • fuck stan

      fuck off

    • Solitaire
      • beatitetcrr

        beat it Etcrr you fuck

      • S.Doo

        You, sir, deserve all the internets.

  • Smack76

    #9 #10 Are both equally disturbing

    • JoemAma

      Yet they're both fappable.

    • ya kent

      i think #9 is significantly more disturbing really

  • etcrr

    #2 someone call a plumber?

    • itsobvious

      Like your mom used to call them to fix her hole. I bet you never met your dad.

      • randy

        his dad used to play that "special game" with him…

    • Underbaker

      S&M and waterbeds don't mix.

  • Pueo chuck

    #17
    Good job man, this is super original.

  • kingsfan34

    #34 gotta get my bagel dog fix.What's that look like to you? Huh? Huh?

    • Si1entStatic

      it looks like Vin diesel wrapped in a bagel trying to wiggle free….. and enjoying it by the looks of it? why what does this gif look like to you??

      • Unfkngblvbl

        ^^doesn't get the joke.

    • _Moose_

      Ha, ha! Great movie.

      You know what I used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        "What'd you eat for dinner?" "was it cocaine?"

  • MattKL

    #26 Yes…dirty…

    • PvtDeth

      This is about half a mile from my house and it looks like that pretty much every day.

      • tralfaz

        And where is your house good sir.

        • guest

          Looks like waikiki, oahu

          • who cares

            That's what I was thinking, I was just there in January and it's the nastiest part of the beach.

    • Bad mutha fka

      u want dirty? Id stick my tongue so far up dat azz that I could taste her chewing gum…thumb away white people, enjoy missionary!

      • fact

        yes, white people don't like the taste of human feces. sorry, mr. black man.

        • jack of all trades

          Mayor Jacobey isn't going to like that.

        • Tommy Bahamy

          ur mammy does…trust me

      • dirtysteve99

        *disclaimer – this gentleman is likely a white teenager*

        • Anomanom

          likely so is Mayor Jacobey

  • AJ Rantz

    #14

    This is how you feel after staying at the families house all weekend, and when you finally get home to your own room…..blast off!!!!!!!

    • rich

      nah, I was in a "contest" once and this was how it felt right before i said, "I'm out".

    • thedude325

      These wrestling gifs are hilarious.

  • etcrr 129p

    #10 Thats me.

    • Ballin Thomas

      Are you the fat guy or the girl who can fit 10 dicks in her mouth?

      • etcrr 129p

        Am the fat guy ,the girl you described is a chivette.

  • etcrr

    I can even suck you all for a positive rating on my profile ,thumb me up for an oil change.

    • 11B68W

      Seems legit.

  • Mr Schneebly

    Penguins cannot fly. I cannot fly. Therefore I am a penguin

  • http://twitter.com/antcruz @antcruz

    #14 was my exact reaction to #13

  • John Kenny

    #15…Your choices are-
    A) Silent But Deadly
    B) Kamehameha!
    C) Divine Wind
    Vote Now! 😀

    • Big Mike

      You're an idiot.

    • twoedges

      tldr

    • it'sMurda

      Everybody was Kung Fu Farting……
      Those farts were fast as lightning……
      In fact, it was a little bit frightening…..
      But they farted with expert timing

      • Underbaker

        So that must be "Funky Billy Chen" and hey here come the Big Boss in the doorway.

    • Anomanom

      He's been eating senzu beans.

    • Si1entStatic

      I actually want to know where the Sumo wrestler comes into play at a kung fu dojo?

  • http://twitter.com/antcruz @antcruz

    #7, #30. I don't blame them. I don't blame them one bit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/the1j.reed Jonny Reed

    #13 thank you!! 🙂

    • Gary

      I want to me even more thankful. Moar, please.

  • Otter

    #8 – Purpose – To see what electricity does to a cat. Hypothesis – cats hate electricity.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #27 and #6 HOLY HELL!!!!!! MOAR!!

    • BabyFart Magizax

      Oops sorry, stupid phone. #26 and #7

    • Kyle

      Bahahaha, there is just not enough soap and candles on this website

  • jacknasty83

    can I confess to just not getting #35

    • justplaintravis

      That makes two of us.

      • Kyle

        I was hoping someone would post about this picture and explain it

    • misschris

      Yes, and thank you. Now I don't feel as silly for not getting it either. 🙂

      • https://www.facebook.com/chaoticbeauty6 Tatiana Campuzano

        ditto

    • Itsaatrapp

      Me too…

    • Dave

      I know. WTF???

      • Macro

        Agreed. I don't get it at all.

    • Lise

      Guilty ….

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      C'mon really, you don't get it, isn't it obvious…………………no clue…

    • UGTP

      This should be in the WTF! article.

    • Watevs

      Does it have to do with circumsiced vs uncircumcised penis?maybe?

    • Silas

      I think it's poking fun at all the thumbs up whores on Youtube that tell people to "Press ALT and like my comment and see what happens." People did that expecting some sort of Youtube Easter egg, but all it did was get some guy the top rated comment.

      • haardvark

        you guys were probably making the same mistake as me, I must have tried like 30 times and nothing happened….then I realized what I was doing it wrong, I was blowing the tail instead.

  • whyme1973

    #7 #13 Mother of God.

    • JOH

      Daveney Hall? is that you? #7

  • Insnsprtn

    #20
    *You're

    • dirtysteve99

      I knew someone wouldn't be able to resist the correction!

    • DB Conor

      I would angrily march up to the manager and complain. "What kind of a place is this! Don't you know there are kids around! It's You're!"

  • its_forge

    I love thechive so much that i can blow all the chivers and lick all the chivettes just to show my love. <3

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