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  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #2
    You love tube steak just as much.

    • HogEsque

      Pre lubed

    • Underbaker

      I was going to look up a really cool "I love bacon" type of picture, but I think that one pretty much covers it. Is it wrong to have the weirdest hard on right now.

  • AverageJohnnie

    I would love to see Jim Gaffigan's reaction to these pictures… YAAAA BACON!

  • LukeV

    Anybody else fapping to this?

  • emini

    i need that bacon/egg pizza recipe. would destroy that on a sunday morning

    • guy

      Ya. Make a pizza. Put eggs on it.

  • Acesevens

    #40 Nothing says "I love you" like the gift of bacon.

    • Vint

      blowjobs are nice too

  • MMA_PITBULL

    #31

    what the hell is sitting on that book?

    • Oltimey

      That my friend is the seal of approval.

    • esotericchuck

      My question exactly.

  • tv_paul

    #2 #18 #36

    Have you two met? And #36 must have.

    • http://baconsalt.com Baconette

      #2 should be sold as a box set with BaconLube (yes, it's real)

    • mikethemotormouth

      i have a jar of that sitting in my fridge…reminds me need to get more

  • http://www.facebook.com/haschen Alex Haschen

    the internet obsession with bacon have gotten a little wierd

    • fexley

      I like bacon as much as the next guy but damn the internet sounds like the dog from the beggin'strips commercial way back

      • figleaf

        "I like bacon as much as the next guy" — challenge accepted!

    • Flox

      ^This. I mean, there's nothing bad about bacon, but it's getting a little out of hand. Baconnaise? For real? If that's not the breaking point, that Bacon shake is.

    • Steve

      Agreed! thisn applies to cats too IMO

    • bill

      back in my day you would just eat your bacon and STFU about it.

      • figleaf

        In the past twenty years, (perhaps back in your day?) the price of bacon per pound has increased significantly over even that of gasoline per gallon.

        As the prized, temporary possession that bacon is – we cannot STFU about it for the above and a myriad of other reasons.

        Some on the internet drool for bewbs, others for diamonds.. bacon, too it would seem.

    • guest

      The internet has turned normal, everyday things into crazy trending topics. Bacon, mustaches, Toms, etc. I mean, I can only hear about this stuff so much before it just becomes white noise.

  • Bhodi

    Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.

    • AverageJohnnie

      Thank you for posting this LMAO

      • forever alone

        im bigger than average, anyway its massive.

    • tv_paul

      Burgess Meredith was so good in this.

    • http://baconsalt.com Baconette

      If'n you're drinking your dinner, you need all that bacon to metabolize the alcohol and delay liver poisoning.

  • Strongbhoy

    Just in time for breakfast….looks like I'm going out to grab some or bring it home or whatever.

    Fantastic idea.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Now my stomach's growling. Great!

  • MikeG01sf

    Fap…fap..nom..nom…fap..fap

  • ThatGuyMarc

    MMMMM BAAACON!!!

  • Panigale

    what happened to just eating a regular slice of bacon? All these hipster clowns want to put bacon on donuts, cakes and all different kinds of bs. Be a man for Gods sake. Wake up at 6am go for a five mile jog, walk in. your house and cook some gawt dam bacon like your supposed to with a couple of scrambled eggs and a cup of.black coffee.

    • https://www.facebook.com/hannah.fontenot Hannah Fontenot

      You have obviously never tasted the deliciousness that is bacon cupcakes.

    • Indiana Chiver

      Amen Brother. Amen

    • fibonacci5150

      they're not doing it out of appreciation for bacon, they're doing it for themselves

    • Lil John

      You damn skippy. Some of this is good but bacon on cupcakes? It's like it loses all meaning.

    • juztan

      Imon the road before 6 am that ain't early enough to jog 5 miles cook and eat I wish I could get up at 6 and have time to do all of that

    • bill

      you are obviously not gay, dear sir.

    • PapaB

      Dude that sounds so bomb. . . Great I'm not off until five and you've ruined every meal until I can do just that.

      P.S.- Ron Season style turf and turf

      • PapaB

        Swanson*

  • MattyDeuce

    #10 Pull the pin, that's exactly how I want to die!

    • mikethemotormouth

      exactly. i don't care if it does kill me, i would jump on that grenade in half a heartbeat

  • BarrowsBOY

    #16 Rhett what are you doing on the Chive?!

    • figleaf

      That's not what I pictured when I thought of the term "bacon thong" – which, the more I think about it…

      • Lucky

        haha Rhett and Link are awesome!

  • Tim

    I have your new post idea SEXY GIRLS OFTHE CHIVE…COVERED IN BACON

  • mikeltn

    #10 A grenade I would happily jump on any day of the week

  • Saunia

    i've tried a bacon sundae before…that shit is leeegit!

  • SadeShadz

    #19 #21 GIMMEEE!!!

  • guest

    No wonder America is home of the fat

    • Knowledge is Power

      Bacon is actually one on the foods Neanderthals ate and they were all skinny and never died of heart disease cancer or any of those. If you have never heard of the paleo diet then you probably didn't know that bacon and other meats actually lower cholesterol and force your body to burn more glucose(sugar and carbs) which makes you lose stored fat causing you to become skinner not fat. It is actually grains in excess that makes people gain wait.

      Basically what this means is Your a moron for believing that meats such as delicious bacon make people fat.

      • Then Get Some

        Sorry Mr. Knowledge is Power, I'm afraid you've failed… Quite epically I might add. What you call specifically bacon is actually red meat (bacon is a much more recent development.) Prehistoric man was simply more active, consuming more raw foods on a typically binge/purge cycle.

        And you should do a quick spelling and grammar check before calling someone a "moron."

        Regards

        • Knowledge Is Power

          Well then get some 1st Some people suck at spelling and grammar (can't be good at everything). 2nd you just said bacon was red meat and then said bacon was new so this just proves you sir are a dumbass. Cooked or raw, bacon is bacon. There for you point is invalid. And lastly the point is that meat is not the factor in being fat, it's simply portion control, high glucose, and high salt intake.

  • Dr. Fap

    I am sorry but #18 is gross. Bacon bras are not sexy.

    • Plurp

      I agree. At least this one is cooked. The raw ones are gross. Girl is pretty cute tho.

    • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Am I the only one who thinks this girl looks like Olive Oyl?

    • Dude Imbibes

      Bacon? Bra? Oh ok now I see it!

    • ckc

      Neither is the girl :/

    • Sara

      Especially when your skin has not seen the light of day.

  • Dude Imbibes

    "People in L.A. and New York think they're so cool. 'Hey I just saw Jack White of the White Stripes walking down Beverly Boulevard'. Yeah that's great, have you ever had BACON FLAVORED SPRITE?! Well the people of Ponca City, OK have and they have the eyelid boils to prove it."

    -Patton Oswalt

  • Bro

    #8 What's all the green crap doing near my bacon?

    • mikethemotormouth

      Sounds like something my hero Ron Swanson would say

  • whyme1973

    #2 Very nice.
    #18 I'd like to see this in a DD model, please.

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