• jking

    No to this whole thread

    • yeah

      jerkoffking…try the Berry… it's more your style…

    • Lex

      no to you sir

  • awesome1


    • BabyFarts Magizax

      congrats, what do you want? a cookie?

    • therealguy


    • dag nabbit

      U get first because u clearly have nothing to do. How unfortunate for u that is the highlight of your sad day. Successful people don't get " first" because they are too busy making money and banging chicks. Lastly , if you have to put awesome in your name, you sir, are a douchbag.

    • ellen page fan

      you all are missing the point here . . . ellen page is the cookie!


    One of my Top 5!

    • anony


      • Dancing Can

        by giving it to her twice? JK, made me smile.

  • Bilbo Braggins

    #11 is a FANTASTIC movie! Super

    • krypto092108

      Yes, it sure was!

    • Bud

      Really? I can't be the only person who thought that movie blew ass. I consider myself a movie optimist and wanted to like that movie but It was terrible.

      • http://twitter.com/beagleracing @beagleracing

        It wasn't a Box Office hit, but it was weird/disturbing/trainwreck/cool and it had Ellen Page, which gives it two thumbs up, albeit crooked thumbs.

      • Budd

        Clearly Bud has no understand of literary or classical film devices and how they were used and manipulated in this film to create a solid and meaningful message…just throwing it out there, I am an English and Film major, and this movie is awesome (without and essay or reasoning to back that up).

        • http://twitter.com/Timm4h @Timm4h

          I just think it's funny you used "and essay" after touting your English prowess.

      • tcja4

        You're not alone. I that movie too.

    • Token Black Chiver

      In my opinion… This is the only time she has really came off as "SEXY"

    • Poke4Life

      somebody help a brother out. what movie is this??

      • JDB85


        • Poke4Life

          Doubtful. she wasn't in x-men 2

          • JDB85

            ?is that sarcasm? I would also like to know what movie that is from…

          • tv_paul

            As others have already said it's from "Super" . It was X-Men: The Last Stand she was in as Kitty Pryde.

      • ThatGuy


        • Poke4Life


    • spartica

      too bad she got her head blown off in that movie

  • justin

    His old is she

    • Dan

      She's in her 20's.

    • JLay

      You see, there's this thing called "Google" and in the time it took you to post this message, you could've found that out, plus every nip slip and bikini picture the web has to offer.

      • Steve

        You see there is this thing called sarcsm, let me help you. I believe Justin was refering to Ms Page's boderline prepubescent body type. While Ellen certainly has a beautiful face I think Justin's comment was a jab i.e; Sarcasm

        • justin

          Thank you Steve for clarifying that. I guess some people don't realize that she looks 14

          • Yomomma

            Dear Justin & Steve,

            You make an adorable couple, I'm excited that Obama supports you two getting married. I'm looking forward to the wedding, and anxious to see which one of you will be wearing the dress.

            Sincerely, Me

            • Rye

              Ha fucking hilarious bro.

            • Steve

              So the guy who thinks a woman who looks like13 year old girl is hot is calling me gay lol I would hate to see how you would do with a woman like Christina Hendricks. But then she is probably too old for you eh Pedob…. err Sorry Yomomma

        • ben

          Well, then Justin should have been more clear with his use of sarcasm, since this is the written word, not spoken, and there are audible clues when someone is sarcastically speaking that aren't conveyed through text.

    • stonewall_79


    • captain obvious
      • sixdeadelves

        that was hell'a cool, do it again!

  • tinyonwirk

    Way to thin!

    • Ellen

      Thanks. I try my best.

      • dirtysteve99


    • Matt

      "too". Ehhh, thems just werds! Who cares!

    • Spelling Police

      *too. Stay in school.

      • Witchlover

        She looks like she's eleven…… NEXT!

    • Guest

      You must just be FAT

  • Marc Stewart

    Aye i would

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #18 lovely woman

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      And you choose the only picture where you can't see her gorgeous eyes and face?

      • sixdeadelves

        i know, i think shes adorable

      • BabyFarts Magizax

        i love it all 😀

    • https://www.facebook.com/likemikey69 Mike Przewlocki

      All I have to say is…


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    Needs FLBP's Too small

    • stonewall_79

      Agreed man she looks like 15 years old girl

    • hwath

      I third that notion. I always give a thumbs up to boobs.

    • its_forge

      Yes, all women need the biggest tits possible. So cannot wait for this attitude to die off.

      • Cali_Dude

        I am a California boy, and I agree. If I never saw another pair of huge fake boobs again I would not be in the least upset.

  • Chiver

    #13 No way Dwight!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Ned?! Ned Ryerson?! Is that you?

  • Chris

    I prefer to date women that look legal.

    • Kris

      I just prefer to date women that are legal. From your statement, it seems you are okay with dating a 16 year old as long as she looks legal. Good luck with that.

    • Canada

      Shes 25 douche

      • carl

        yeah, but she doesn't "look" legal.

        • Chris

          Glad I'm not the only one that thinks she doesn't look 18. Wait, she kinda does. #8

          • Less Leo

            I agree with these people, she looks like a kid. I'll pass.

            • Lotus

              She's probably neat in real life, but its hard to find these pictures attractive, she looks like she's 13.

              • Canada

                How old do the women in you location look if a 25 year old looks 13? Or are you just into women with walkers? I'm sure there is a site for that…

    • twoedges

      Seriously. I think that anyone that finds her attractive would find a 12 year old attractive and is thus a pedobear.

      • LessLeo

        I agree with this gentleman.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mark.loehrer Mark Loehrer

        Opinions, opinions.

      • Tatts

        Do some research on what attracts a male to a female and you won't find age. This is often synonymous with development however that's not even close to a hard rule. It's based mostly on breeding features such as strong hips and large breasts. Personality is a trait that plays into the attraction for humans more than animals but it's significant. If you're saying that you aren't attracted to girls that are too young legally or by any arbitrary age that's either bullshit or you're gay. Being attracted to women and even underage girls is natural, just don't fuck them if it's illegal.

        Regarding Ellen Page specifically, I think she's hot and she seems like she'd be a lot of fun. But I'm glad you're basing attraction solely on looks; hope your partner does the same since you seem like less fun that a cracked tray of smallpox.

        • f0urd3gr33s

          "less fun than a cracked tray of smallpox."

          I think I love you now.

        • yup

          All he is saying is that she looks a little too prepubescent… but you knew that… so do you feel better after this rant? Smart and witty even?

  • Virjay

    #19.. What kind of Animal is that?

  • Dan

    #11 I was wondering if this pic would make it in. Great movie! The scene just following this was very interesting, as well….

    • John

      I'm all squishy!!

  • Falthor

    her best movie by far is "Hard Candy" I'm guessing she was pretty young when she filmed it and that is why there are no pics from it here?

    • https://thechive.com F3n1x187

      She is vicious in that movie!!

      • yeah

        That castration scene was a hard to sit still through!

        • https://thechive.com F3n1x187

          yeah, pretty f'ed up!

    • https://www.facebook.com/GhoStedar Joel GhoStedar Pankratz

      The special features said she was 15 when she filmed Hard Candy

    • f0urd3gr33s

      Yeah, any time I see her, I think of that movie. She was fantastic, just brilliant.

  • carl

    I just sneezed and farted..at the same time.

    • HatBomb

      Just be happy you didn't shit…

    • dalesq

      hairy arms = jungle down below. ick.

    • JDMagee

      its called a snart! lol

    • jerry garcia

      Snarted lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/reo.ortiz.7 Reo Ortiz

    i think i figured it out………………she has SUPER hair arms

    • http://www.facebook.com/reo.ortiz.7 Reo Ortiz

      come on people look at her arms!!! other than that and her boobs she hot as hell

    • Henry IX

      Not into mammals, I gather?

  • tv_paul


    Ellen Page makes me want to "Whip It".

  • United State of ME

    she's a lesbian

    • Dan

      I don't know that I've seen her "romantic" side at all, in public. I think she's very private when it comes to that stuff.

    • Adam

      And I am sure that all the girls you could never get with were also lesbians.

    • amrith777

      Me,too…I have been waiting for an Ellen thread for a long time and finally got it–in HQ no less!! Would have loved a few more pix from "Hard Candy" though…but it's all good.
      Now all TheChive needs to do is to get on the Gillian Anderson HQ thread.THANX! 😉

    • jay

      She is, known fact in Halifax

      • Hali-Pride

        True saw her one time leaving video difference while drinking at freeman's on Quinpool hand and hand with another lovely woman

    • ellen page fan

      does it really matter what her sexual orientation is? She is a great looking girl and a fine actress . . .

  • yeeepp

    she is simply… amazing.

    • da kid

      No. She is simply average.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mark.loehrer Mark Loehrer

        Compared to the drunk bimbos that usually get posted on Chive, she's a refreshing face.

    • ellen fan

      Yes. . . . absolutely love this girl. She's the best . . .

  • Master_Rahl

    She can be really pretty when she wants to, but unfortunately, not a single curve on her little body. Very similar to Kristen Stewart. She does have pretty good comedic timing, though.

    • Chiver

      Kind of a slap in the face to compare here to the Twilight chick. Not cool.

      • Guy on a Buffalo

        Agreed. She knows how to smile and be happy. I believe Kristen Stewart is devoid of happy emotions.

      • Master_Rahl

        Hmm, you and Buffalo definitely make valid points. You don't see Stewart smiling, ever. Plus, I just watched a clip from Super, where Libby takes advantage of Frank… gotta say, Ellen makes for a sexy superhero. Still too thin, though.

    • Freaksngeeks

      I'm not sure how people cn think that crackhead-looking kristen stewart ever looks good

    • its_forge

      Except she's far prettier, actually has a pretty cute figure compared to stick-figure Stewart, has acting ability and doesn't go to public appearances and act like she'd literally rather be doing anything else in the entire world.

  • Trav1121

    She is kinda hot but, after seeing Juno, I want nothing to do with her.

    • Dork

      Ummm – you do understand that in Juno she played a fictional character – right?

    • j_rizzo

      I hope you let her down easy, she must have been devastated

  • I have a feeling

    Give it a few years. She'll come out of the closet.

    • ChivetoSurvive


  • Alperen

    #3 haha look at coco.

    • ArticJester

      Ha! Where's his other hand?

    • figleaf

      #3 SOON!

    • f0urd3gr33s

      Yeah, that face needs to be the next "dat ass" or "me gusta." I laughed quite a bit at how wrong he's looking at her….not that I blame him. 😛

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      training droid from Star Wars?

  • jasonsapunka

    #16 That "something" might be that she's a beautiful girl who most people know for playing Juno, who was and undeniably awesome character.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ValleyFornia Robert Velasquez

      Looks like Justin Bieber here lol

  • Scottyboy16

    I think she is very attractive

    • god

      She is an attractive woman, objectively.

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