• https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #81 OMFG WOW, stunner! Where can I get one!??

    – the one you love to hate

    • joe

      I want to watch

    • TheBAMFinater

      I can't believe I am replying to you, but if you find out let us know, I'll take two.

    • jeff

      They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I could behold her for a very long time.

  • jmthibs

    #81 ……amazing!

    • SL,UT

      how did you comment w/ the picture like that? plz and thx ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Token Black Chiver

        You're obviously new so just type the pound key (#) right before the number, followed by a space and whatever else you want to see. Example #81 Is gorgeous or I like #22

        • SL,UT

          THANK YOU! #72 Cubs suck, Go Cards!!

  • hump

    Saw a dude at the bar Saturday night with a KCCO shirt on. He was alone the entire night. I would have said Chive on but he looked like he enjoyed being alone. cool story huh bros?

  • tv_paul

    #8 But does she give mustache rides?

    • jmthibs

      we must FIND HER and ask.

      • heehee

        dude that is creepy

      • http://www.facebook.com/oscar.tequila Oscar Havoc Tequila

        I agree!!

      • TexanChivette

        CHIVE ON:)

  • JLay

    #74 I want to be on you.

    • fendermallot

      Let me fix that for you… "I want to be in you." There, fixed

  • etcrr

    #1 #7 #26 #27 thank you for your service KCCO

    • valley

      um thank you for serving, but i am not worshiping you.

      if you are in Afghanistan or Iraq, ok cool, but y'all murder civilians. Then you think your shit don't stink. Sorry you couldn't get into college so you had to enlist, but ok whatevssss

      • Marshall

        no one asked you to worship any of us soldiers. just give us a little respect and treat us fair. youre probably upset because you wasted money on college (Maybe, not sure you went because since your commment is so stupid.) and now you do nothing with your life. ill look back on everything i did and be proud of all of it. every minute. and do you think that we are murders? thats fine, if we all stop doing our jobs theyd be sitting in your front lawn killing you and your family. yeah we just kill innocent people….youre so corrupted by the media that you are beyond ignorant. i feel sorry for you. and of course they enlisted cuz they couldnt get into college? is that so? lol you are so wrong…most have college degrees you tool and if it werent for people who didnt want to go to college and would rather serve right away, there might be a draft or even worse all the terrorism would be knocking at our doors in the us. think about what you say before you say something so dumb.

        • Dude

          I read until "wasted money on college"…

        • omni

          It doesn't matter if you're killing to save your family. It's still taking a life. Which is the very definition of murder. There's always justification for every action however horrible or righteous it is.

        • 'Merica

          Oil wars are not a matter of keeping terrrrrrists out of the country dipshit.

        • U.S.A.

          Marshall, Just remember that this is an international site so the morons who tell you, That you are murdering innocent people are just saying so to tweak you, they are morons and trolls and who knows who else just ignore them, We the citizens of the U.S.A stand behind you and totally support you. God bless you and the job you do to keep us freed and safe

    • eddie murphy

      um thank you for killing innocent civilians

      • tv_paul

        You're right, they shouldn't have to risk their lives to protect trolls like you. I for one am always grateful to the few that put others needs in front of their own.God bless you for protecting our country. And BTW many join the military to get funding to further their education.

        • Marshall

          finally someone using a brain. thank you!

      • Turbodude
    • Coniah

      To: valley and eddie murphy – your both idiots and ignorant.

      As for the coasties. I would be on edge if any of them were tryin to rescue me! HaHa

      • heehee

        it's you are, or you're

        not your

        • tv_paul

          You can't read.

        • Coniah

          Yeah you're right. My bad. I had been up for over 24 hours working for the MILITARY!

          • tv_paul

            Sorry I thought he was commenting on my post. I was answering hee hee not yours. Sorry if there was any confusion.

    • heehee


    • Matt

      I love our Military, our country is so blessed to have guys like you protecting us. Thanks Guys! KCCO!

  • etcrr

    #81 Hot Damn, Dylan is still looking fine

    • windowlicker

      And you're still annoying.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      Dylan has one of the best tush's on the chive…. her and pinky

      • Tjw

        Pinky vs. Dylan? Now that is the million dollar question

        • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

          would be an epic post

  • Master_Rahl

    #2 Chivin' On at Fenway, wooooo!!! #11 Looks kinda like Ghostbusters HQ

    • GB 3

      That's because, it is!

      • Master_Rahl


  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Thanks for the mammaries!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

      GTFO Troll !

    • Jimbozo

      Find her!

    • Jaba

      Tits like these do not exist on Lummi Island. Only fat lazy pigs. Must have come from B'ham or Seattle.

  • Chivin' Dutchman

    Stop annoying everyone.

    • penis

      DO NOT REPLY TO SPAMMERS! Your reply keeps this shit visible after an admin deletes it.
      Just click 'report', say: SPAM, click 'report this'. Thanks!

  • Martin_McFly

    #72 As low as it may seem… I would have faked some sort of medical emergency for this one – preferably resulting in some scandalous "resuscitation"…

  • zip92

    #42 gigem

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    How fucking cool is that?

  • Master_Rahl

    #71 Congrats! And welcome to the Chive, Mila ๐Ÿ™‚

    • heehee

      great another future stripper and attention seeker

    • sexymonkey

      They're beautiful ๐Ÿ™‚ hope u have a great life mila ๐Ÿ™‚ all the best… good luck KCCO

  • Guest

    The bunny on this shirt is wearing a foot/penis around it's neck: http://www.thechivery.com/products/lucky

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    A fresh tacos comment would be too easy. The young lady on the right gets 1st Place.

    • Sceptic

      I must get a t-shirt like this one

    • The Woim

      I agree with the hotness on the right. She also knows how to take a great pic in that you will notice how she moves her drink out of the way in order to show her awesome button stress testers.

      • qwert

        they look real and spectacular… or fake and spectacular… spectacular and spectacular

  • Master_Rahl

    #47 That's a happy couple, right there. You guys look great together, congrats and best of luck.

    • heehee

      lame, and bald

  • ummm

    why the fuck should i worship American troops. I respect them, but all you really do is bastard-ize foreign countries, because you couldn't get into college you think the world owes you

    • Brandon

      Because the troops do what they do you have the right to say that. The people who bastard-ize the countries are the politician's who send the hard working solders who fight and die for your freedom. I wish you had the marbles to make that statement to the face of any of our active duty member. Instead of behind a fake name on the Internet.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      I'm not sure i know how to respond to this… but here it goes. 1) No one is forcing you to worship anything so that statement/ question makes no sense (I'm thinking you meant it to be a question but i'm not sure). 2) Are you trying to say we give birth to countries that have no fathers? 3) Officers have to go to college to become officers and while it is true that some service members don't go to college the majority use the assistance the military provides us, i.e. tuition assistance to further our education by going to college. 4) I serve in U.S. Navy and i can speak for myself and my shipmates, we don't think the world owes us anything. if we did we would be demanding free health care as veterans for the rest of our lives, but we don't. 5) i don't see the respect for the troops that you clame to have in your troop bashing statement. have a good day "ummm"

      • 'Merica

        Navy's Gay. Go Army
        Oooo Ra

        • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

          Don't be mad just because Army never beats Navy in football, and our spec ops group is the best spec ops group out of all the U.S. Armed Forces

    • Annoyed Chivette

      I am shocked that anyone would be so ignorant. Troops aren't overseas fighting because they have a personal vendetta against whatever country they are deployed to. The men and women giving up their lives, and the families of those men and women, deserve our respect – and they certainly don't deserve to have ignorant statements such as "ummm's" made about them. Please go be an ass elsewhere, very few of us at the chive have time for your bullshit.

      • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

        you. are. awesome

        • Annoyed Chivette

          Will you put your penis in my vagina?

          • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

            hahahaha you're so funny you faked being someone and said what you thought i wanted to hear as a respons to what i said! lol dude… so funny

      • heehee


    • stonewall_79

      So what are you waiting for..get the fuck out of here.

    • bigstud


    • James

      I wished you would be a man and say that face to face to my friend who is a marine and did 2 tours in Iraq. I'm sure he would love meet you. You ungrateful prick

  • Russ

    Maybe not the best thing to draw on your daughter's cast…

    • Ricky

      how would draw a broken humerus bone (arm bone) on a cast?

    • gravgp2003

      scissoring sacks…

    • joe

      lol i was thinking the same thing… damn my dirty mind!

    • jon

      i think its a bone



    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      she's in Houston…find her yourself and stop yelling.

      • DUSTIN

        caps are always on at work.. sorry bro. i just havent found any chivers here.

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=801859061 Vince-Kristin Aleman

          I'm a chivette and I'm in Houston!!! Getting my black KCCO shirt soon keep your eyes out!

          • DUSTIN

            Thanks…when I find you, can I put my peter in your hoo-hoo?

            • DUSTIN

              its always nice when someone acts like you…..

          • DUSTIN

            what parts of houston.. ive been looking just havent found any out there

          • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.lane.79 Dustin Lane

            We need to put together a Chive party here in Houston!!!!

    • Anon

      She is definitely cute!

  • You Twat

    Tosser, STFU

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      DO NOT REPLY TO SPAMMERS! Your reply keeps this shit visible after an admin deletes it.
      Just click 'report', say: SPAM, click 'report this'. Thanks!

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        yeah, it's been deleted…so…..not visible anymore. nice theory though.

        • agent 147

          isn't Paula just spamming by not asking us reply to spam.? quite funny really

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Sigh, it disappears without a trace IF there are no replies to it…. Get it meow?
          So that's why you should never reply to spammers, that 'racist' asshat etc..

          – the one you love to hate

      • QuickLikeFrenchToast

        Wow, a quality post from Paula!

      • WhyVess

        Well played Paula, well played

      • st33

        Check out Paula getting thumbs up on back to back comments.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Love your son's smile. It is awesome.

    • https://www.facebook.com/rgormady Ryan Gormady

      Thanks man.. he is my pride & joy!

  • Chivin' Dutchman

    http://www.headlineshirts.net/ Are these dudes stealing your shirts?

    • http://twitter.com/slackersavvy @slackersavvy

      Actually theChive is selling their shirts.

  • oh my days!

    oh be quiet would you.

  • Josh

    Chive Everywhere is my favorite post! Yet to see any Chivers or Chivettes out and about here in Raleighwood but my day will come and when it does, I will feel as though I made it. KCCO all.

    Thanks Chive for all you do.

    • Tjw

      I know how you feel bro, I've lived in port charlotte fl for three years ain't seen a single Chiver/chivette. But guess we all gotta KCCO and wait

    • figleaf

      I, too, am a big fan of "Chive Everywhere" posts.

      It's great to think of all those folks KCCO'ing so far and wide!

      Thanks Chive!

    • rushl

      Are most of these Chivettes finding Chivers made up to sell shirts?

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