Summer is here and we’ve gone Country Girl (17 HQ Photos)

I'm proud of you dude, you only mentioned your wife once in your last post. It is utterly laughable that you act like my comment prompted you to write a biography about your "26 year old, red headed, smoking hot with a sweet ass, wife" in the comments section of a website. I'm hardly making assumptions about you dude, firstly you come increased your douchiness by trying to hand out spelling lessons, secondly the fact that you are more than willing to incessantly post link after link (especially when no one asked for it in the first place) of your wife proves that you are exactly what I said. A cynical douche who tries to be condescending about an obviously beautiful girl so you then have an excuse to try to one-up the post and plaster the comments with links of your wife.

beauty isn't obvious, it's subjective……

you're absolutely right. i guess thousands of people love gawking at cg because she's got a killer personality.

Pay attention, this might be difficult for you to grasp. Let's recap:

1) A bunch of us say that this isn't her best photoshoot, and that it's average at best. My first comment was "Yeah not her best at all. The LA shoot and her first shoot were much, much better."

2) You get your panties in a bunch because someone has dared to say that your internet crush didn't take a good set of pictures, saying "You guys are a bunch of cynical douches… This girl is gorgeous and you would all probably fall all over yourselves trying to talk to her."

3) I reply that I am not a cynical douche, and I have no problem talking to women. Unlike most idiots on the web who say crap like "I get women like her all the time," I tend to back myself up. And two links isn't endless, sparky.

So let's review: a few of us talk about how it's not her best work. We don't insult her, don't say that she's ugly– just say it's not her best. Then you start calling people names for not thinking that this is the most amazing shoot that we've seen in our lives. Get over yourself– you don't need to start calling people cynical douchebags because a few people didn't like CG's shoot.

And you have no fucking idea if she has a killer personality. YOU DON'T KNOW HER. All you know is a few posts on a website and on a Facebook page. So next time you want to KCCO, try doing so by not calling a bunch of other Chivers a bunch of cynical douches that can't talk to women.

Are you really that fucking thick that you don't understand sarcasm? You really think that people would gawk at her pictures because they think she has a great personality? Please tell me you're not that stupid and you took what I said at face value. I was being what we with a sense of humor like to call "facetious". I'll save you the trouble of googling it and post the definition here: Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant. Allow me to break it down for you. Coeir's last post proclaimed that "beauty isn't obvious, it's subjective" which to a certain extent is true, however the circumstance that we have here, where hundreds if not thousands of people scroll through these pictures to gawk at an attractive girl proves that in this case beauty is obvious. Thus, when I claimed that people peruse her photos because she has a "killer personality" is unmistakably and blatantly (at least to people who aren't complete schmucks) derision. Do you see what I did there? It's called irony.

As you so cleverly pointed out, I don't know this girl, and I never claimed that I did. I don't subscribe to her Facebook page, nor do I go out of my way to seek her out when she's not on the chive. In fact, you seem to know more about her than I do. She had a photo shoot in LA? As far as this post is concerned, you may not have realized this, but it was not called "please post pictures of your wife", and even one moronic and unsolicited link of pictures of your wife just makes you look like some attention desperate fool who is trying to prove that "his wife is hotter". A simple view of your previous posts shows that this isn't the only page where you throw out links of your wife like an overbearing mother trying to show off pictures of her kids to people who just don't give a shit.

Finally, I find it really hard to believe that this is the first time you've been called a douche, and it probably wont be the last, so how about you take some of your own advice and get over yourself. Then maybe follow that up drinking a beer, taking a shot, or smoking a bowl or something. Here's an idea maybe get that aforementioned wife of yours to give you a blow job because you need to lighten the fuck up chief.

You're a douchebag.

Nu uh! My wife is hotter than yours!

Stfu.

Considering how it was your dumb ass that started this whole thing, and also considering that about 300 Chivers gave your original "meh" comment a thumbs down, I see that as a pretty clear sign that you should stfu.

lets see how close we can get to the border!

i didnt start anything at all buddy. all i simply said is meh. who cares for a thumbs down, any monkey can click a button. the people who actually took time to reply agree with me. you started because you felt like defending her. and you go on and on and you start calling people names. stfu and troll on some other comments because you lost here.

Whatever helps you sleep at night Carona… However you try to rationalize it, ten guys agreeing with you does not balance out the 312 "monkeys" who disagreed with you by giving you a thumbs down. You guys keep whining about me "calling you names", grow up. What are you, five years old? Sometimes you get called names dude, you just have to clean the sand out of your vagina and move on with your life.

I knew you'd come back. And you talk about moving on? What a loser.

Says the dipshit who writes his post first thing in the morning. Lose a lot of sleep coming up with a good retort? I didn't credit you with an overabundance of brains, but you are pathetic. Let me introduce you to a little something called hypocrisy.

Carona: If you continue to comment on this post, you're a loser.
Anyone with common sense: But, isn't that exactly what you just did?
Carona: Oh yeah, but….

A little more friendly advice, don't link your facebook account to your profile on the Chive, its really hard to come off like a bad ass when your interest in music is Katy Perry. Finally, since having the last word and feeling like you "won" is probably the only thing you have to look forward to in your pitiful life, feel free to post whatever you'd like in reposnse, I'm done.

Win.