Yes, Taylor recently communicated to me that extra question marks mean shit to him.
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane
Oh okcupid. Thanks for the reminder of why I canceled my account.
No photos of all the ones that are married and admit to just wanting to cheat?
Brent
you look beautiful
http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger
These are the well thought out messages she probably received
DaddyD
True of most dating sites.
Shant1k
I just clicked on your name and found out you make great cupcakes. Date me? -this comment has been brought to you in part by OkCupid
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane
Depends, are you going offer to help me make the "cream filling" for the cupcakes like most of messages I got on that site did?
weldsoft
Lol cream filling. Sounds like you got a few doozies. Should have collected them and posted them somewhere.
Shant1k
I was hoping you'd fill me with your cupcakes, cupcake! -this comment is brought to you in part by Shant1k
LucretiusCarus
Martha's cupcakes are certifiably excellent. I have had them and they were outstanding. Honestly, get yourself some if you can.
I'll get you that Trader Joe's bag back one day, Martha!
eh.
No you didn't.
No, No I didn't, but I have a friend that… him and the cupcakes GOT IT ON!!
No you don't.
No, but you could imagine what it'd be like.
NcouthYouth
Yea.. your cupcakes looks amazing. I'm married.. and just want to cheat with your cupcakes.
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane
That's the beauty of my cupcakes. They're so delicious, it only feels like you're doing something sinful.
And thank you 🙂
Panigale
Martha you're such a jezebel. Im not married…and I also would like to eat your cupcake (s). Vanilla with cream cheese frosting. Maybe even carrot cake…I really love carrot cake….and Italian cream cake. I fucking love Italian cream cake. Do they make that in cupcake form? WakaWaka
Panigale
Ok…so u actually DO make cupcakes. I thought we were just fuckin around. I will place an order to your establishment. I love cupcakes…for real. The order will be made under the name John Smith. At that point I will rate your cupcakes on a scale of 1-10 based on taste, appearance and "mouth feel"….I will then post my results to the comment section of the chive in hopes that my review of your cakes will help future chivers know which cakes they should order. Good day.
muffins
what. the. fuck. ??
absolutcarcrazy
giggity….?? nah, never mind.
Panigale
#15 FYI…ThIS iS ME. lOVE mE?
Tobyelius
You should message me if… You like Chive posters with cool green frog avatars.. 🙂 ha
Seldi84
#19 And people say OKCupid is full of idiots.
http://www.facebook.com/johnweddy John Eddy
do you guys just repost everything from buzz feed?
Ethix
Coming to a website to complain about the content they display is a great usage of time! Now, excuse me while I go bitch at christianmingle.com for not putting up enough dating profiles of atheists!
TheBAMFinater
Exactly, I come here so I don't have to go to buzz feed.
brett
I agree. At least they posted there source. If they didn't then there is room to bitch
smh
Thought the same thing
Dick Salad
Do you hang out at all the cool places on the interwebz so you can come to TheChive and talk about how you saw it somewhere else? Geeeeeee golly wish I had as much time on my hands as you do! *fap fap fap fap*
The EXACT same pictures. Although Buzzfeed gives credit to the photo's source.
NcouthYouth
That's why there's that little tag at the bottom of the page that said "Source: Buzzfeed & OKCupid" You're right, no source at all.
absolutcarcrazy
Hell, I just come here for the comments. I was unawareIi should be looking at the pictures.
http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666
well you obviously know that not everything is from buzz feed (chivettes, bored at work, find her, etc.) so you're just being a sarcastic twat. Somethings on the internet get shown on multiple websites, people that complain about that are dicks. Normal people don't care what site posted a goofy dating profile pic first.
Brutal_Deluxe
I'm just upset they didn't post contact information
ten3six
I smell a TROLL
ale
Well, they are partners.
Taco_Depot
notice how they list Buzz Feed as a source? good lawd John Eddy
NebraskaGuy
If Buzzfeed is so great, then why do you come here afterwards?
Listen, here's a newsflash for you folks who complain that all these websites steal other's material, because they don't. How long do you think a website could be in business if they did that?
TheChive (best one IMHO), reddit, buzzfeed, lolsnaps, etc., all seem to have similar content (and sometimes they do) because all these sites are in the business of bringing you the freshest and newest 'stuff' for our amusement. But the Chive isn't just a website, it's a 'community'.
Notice not once has any of those other sites (or their loyal following) have EVER done anything as immensely awesome as what the Chive and the Chivers have just recently done for Taylor Morris, and this isn't the first time, either!
Here's something else the Chive has that the other sites don't: The occasional whiny bitch complaining they saw the same material somewhere else. Who fucking cares. Enjoy it and move on.
PDiddily420
I bet you that Chivers didn't bitch about how all those other sites stole Taylor's story from the Chive. It's the fucking internet, shit makes its way everywhere eventually if enough people share it with everyone they know. That is the definition of something going viral. Go hang out on buzzfeed and feel good about it. Also, like others have said, they gave buzzfeed credit so you are extra stupid.
Adam
Hey how's living under your bridge you being a TROLL and all KCCO
whyme1973
Just wow.
arlo G
#22 literacy, why!?!
CowboyChiver
#24 Fuckin hilarious…
Underbaker
Is that Bam Bam Bigelow?
Eric
I thought Bam Bam Bigalow died
http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666
Vincent D'Onofrio is really letting himself go.
tongystunter
seems legit…
Littlet
I did not think that was even remotely funny. I think the chive could've skipped this one entirely…….
Ned Ryerson
i lost it on this one. so damn funny!
Elbie
#24 seems like a nice fella…
*shivers*
Brutal_Deluxe
He had me at 'scalp tattoo'
ChiveApprentice
#5 stop wondering, yes you will be.
#7 the best part is the girl is a 77% match with this class act.
Brutal_Deluxe
I don't know how the match percentages work, but for some reason I find it hilarious that there's an enemy rating
13Aliens
#7 – Perhaps the girl also likes Stone Double Bastard?
alex86
#23 He met Jesus the day Eva Longoria was born, if you know what I mean.
Shant1k
Maybe he gave birth to Longoria through his anus, named it Eve but later noticed the baby was looking an awful lot like Jesus so he changed her name to Eva if you catch my drift.
AnyoneForCoffee
Wait, did you think his "meeting with Jesus" was on Wiki?
Brutal_Deluxe
Why not? There are three separate articles about the day I kicked Jesus in the dick.
Jesus
Well, I just laughed so hard at that, I'm afraid I'm going to go to hell now.
Der_Joe
#25 seems legit….
Brutal_Deluxe
The man knows what he wants
canadianmedic
for some reason he reminds me of willy wonka
PrincessAnna
Looks a little like Nick Saban, they don't like lil boys at bama, unless they are relatives
Charlie
Come on, it's Huey Lewis.
Csully
scary thing is as odd has he is, thats one thing a lot of chivers have in common with this guy…..
Shant1k
#7 Bob, this guy is your match. Go for it!
Definitely
#2 Fun gun lol this man's a winner!
moogle
#6 he picked the wrong camo for that wallpaper
ChrisTheChiver
what the fudge is this!?!
RichMahogany
With great power comes great responsibility. – Cosmo Kramer
#21
kittygato
And they all wonder why they don't get the positive responces they hoped for.
uh...yeah.
Thanks detective kittygato! You've done it again.
leah_bee
Strong work there, Lieutenant.
SaltLakeChiver
#24 – At least he is honest.
zoom
True. If someone is looking to date a 3-time convicted sex offender, this guy should be high on the list.
SaltLakeChiver
They say that the most important part of any relationship is trust. Ha
ObiOne
BAM BAM BIGELOW!
Big C
Women can have equally shitty profiles on that site.
REVOLVER_KAZ
I want to see a post of those. Anyone else?
quak
I still want Chive to Find the crazy girl from yesterday's motivation post.
http://twitter.com/cjdegrave @cjdegrave
#24 seems like he has a great sense of humor…..?
Glaspotron
Takes a big man to make fun of himself……..?
I guess he is thinking fourth time is a charm…..?
Okay I gotta stop these are horrible
http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos
I smell Pedo Bear lurking in the bushes!
ITR
#24 – Looks like Ethan Suplee from American History X.
http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo
LOL'ing before I could read 'em all. Gotta go back. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA…
Shiguy
#24 bam bam bigelow is a sex offender….I'll be darned!
Brutal_Deluxe
And he passed away a few years ago. How do you stop a rapist Bam Bam Bigelow who's already dead?
socket2me
hahahah granted I'm tired, but that made me laugh a lot
Shiguy
Wow, so he is using the technology from the other side….scary!