Wearing a bra is 7 years bad luck (32 photos)

By: Leo

In: Burn Bra, Fuego, Hot Women, Hotness

Jun 7, 2012

Thanks to everyone who took the time to take your photo and submit. As usual we get many more submissions than we can actually use, but your photo may show up next week. One trick to get featured is to show your gorgeous face. To submit your Burnsday photos, click HERE and type Burnsday in the subject line. Thanks!

Category: Burn Bra, Fuego, Hot Women, Hotness

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Slightlykrazy

#10 you'll never be ugly.

guest

should be chiver of the week with that body!!
totes m'goat

imperfections?
Ruffneck

Totally agreed…. in my opinion hottest of the set
redbairn

Love the ink
Cooper

I wonder if she wants to go halvsies on a third child…?
http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

who doesn't love a milf? With all due respect, of course.
Kristi

Beautiful! Inspiration also! (to another mama of 2) Thank you!! 🙂

Jawbone

Why are pancake tits in the Burnsday Post?

https://www.facebook.com/SnowtoriousB.I.G Morten Der Alte Norup

Why are you breathing?

Guest

STFU morten. those are flapjack titties and you know it. fucking white knights.

mikey

i know those flapjack after pregnancy boobs anywhere… my wife had them. they take about a year to re-inflate. hahaha!

Underbaker

BYB = Burn Your Bra – no bra, don't matter what size the bewbs are.
FLBP = Future Lower Back Pain – big bewbs
SC = Sexy Chivettes – pics of beautiful ladies who visit the site and send them in
Hump = Nice asses – lots of sweet asses for those with differing tastes
MTG = Mind The Gap – Sweet pictures focusing on that space between ladies legs
TTB = Things That Bounce – A wonderful collection of bouncy things in GIF format (hasn't been seen in ages, hint hint)
Know your galleries people.

http://www.facebook.com/brandon.butler.50 Brandon Butler

#10 and #45 stole the show

scar1

no imperfections there! better than most women without kids. Moar pleeeassse!!
mike sanker

with 2 kids you look great MOAR

xman65

Your attitude rocks the gallery, as does the rest of you!
Mr. Moustache

i know you!!!! DAMN
exoTico_CH

i want to see your butterfly
Les

Nice Work!

Slightlykrazy

#34 #45 moar!!

That guy

#34 looks like she does not want to be there…but holy shit

passwordistaco

somebody get that girl a sandwich
Jon

I know nobody will read this because this post has been up for weeks now…but this "chick" is actually a guy. I think his name is Dakota…don't ask how I know this.

Fitzy

wait… what?

BenB

#46 moar

Derec

Seconded!!
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jag

#7 Could stare at all day long

derty32

Elizabeth Shue… Always gorgeous!

herpderp

really? thought that was rachel bilson.
Fish

Wrong Boy-O. I did a movie with Elisabeth Shue and this ain't her. Shue is just as hot, though.

That1Guy23

def rachel bilson and i also could stare all day

ray

first

bro

why you stupid fuck?
mike

fuck you

Everclear

#48 Now burn that jacket, too. ♥

https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

French-Canadian actress Caroline Néron – Ur welcome.

InvertedCheeze

late bewbs >>>>>>>>>>>>> no bewbs
Panda

YES!!!!!!!!! Not going to lie, I lost a little hope in the Chive today, but nevertheless, they pull through. Oh and #45…..damn

nate

this girl is only 17. she has a Facebook and a twitter

RyanTbo

problem being?
top

and a name i hope?????
Alex

I'm 17, so that's even better for me!
Tim

And how many years ago was that?
Doc Billy

way to be a buzz kill nate……. nobody likes a negative chiver!

http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

Pedobear approved.
Michael

But… 45 HAS her bra on!!!! CHEATEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR….
Lotus

Last week's burnsday was so much better, but then again it was probably the best burn your bra post they've ever put together.
Tim

Yep

Jimmer

Bonus Chive

Shane

You are extremely fine!!!

robbie_R

#45 More!

smartass

You spelled "moar!" Wrong.

Miro

Finally! Hello #45!

egoeater

MUST FIND CHIVE!

Blame_anxiety

#17 holy crap! Who is that? Moar

GingerBoats

I dont know who she is but I know the photographer is Jan Scholz.
http://www.micmojo.com

EMAW

#29 Oh how I miss the Little Apple. Where were all of the awesome Chivettes at when I was there?

ozzie

Agreed…though that picture makes me damn proud to be a Wildcat! EMAW!!!
Notmyname

As a Jayhawk, I must agree – #29 is a fine specimen. Them farm girls make great ChIvettes!
Willie The Wildcat

EMAW
ctrain

In Lawrence.

https://www.facebook.com/sccarmona Salvador Carmona

#8 yes. #45 hasn't burned it.
njchiver

#40 for the win. Ridiculous. (and I think #34 is a dude. Posted before…am I right?)

https://www.facebook.com/spacenugget Curtis Payne

negativea! go borrow someones victorias secret catalog….any from the past six years should do…..alesandra ambrosia…..never make that mistake again
https://www.facebook.com/spacenugget Curtis Payne

allesandra ambrossia….get a lingerie catalog, its not gay its brainstorming material

dave

dude, you've managed to spell her name wrong about 8 different ways
alessandra ambrosio
and I'm not convinced that's her, since those boobs dont look like hers, unless someone shopped it

Books

The shadows are all wrong. It's a definite shop job.

Jay

I agree….even if everyone says this so called alessandra ambrosio really is a girl, I think she look like a guy….. so no thanks. i'll go with #45 though
yeah

#34 is definately not the victoria secrets model and is definately NOT a guy. if u think this incredibly hot woman is anything but all woman u need glasses lol.

Mason M

There I was, wandering around my town aimlessly wondering where Burn Bra was. Then, in a search of desperation I checked for the Chive one last time, and there it was. Thank you Chive. Thank you so much.
Joshy

I need moar of #45
wabash

Go State!!!
ttyler

Find #34

Cutta

I'd pick that up on the highway! the missus would have to sit in the back seat though, or the missus could drive and we could sit in the back seat!

https://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this statement.

Mike

Is that a nipple I see #10

bones

at least the start of one!

pefas

It's an areola. Know your anatomy.

?¿?

Whats the difference?

Hutch

about 1/4 of an inch

tru2thefew

#45 All day long! Fap Fap Fap. MOARRRRRRRRR!!!!
anywho

#10 Doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks

Hides face from picture

Lobedawgs

Amen – she's a tool

CBR600RR

#10 caption is retarded…I think she worked hard because she WAS worried about what others thought after she forgot to take her BC pills twice or believes vertical sex can't get you prego…I think there is a correlation with more tattoos= more stupidity.

Dirtbag925

Ur an idiot stupid is just stupid tats don't play into that at all

dale

try making sense next time

jables

you sir are a bag of duesche

guest

ma'am, what's a duesche?

B_lil

a German douche?

https://www.facebook.com/spacenugget Curtis Payne

i think there is a correlation between your brain and stereotyping
shoe

You all are missing the point…I'd hit it.
zgl

when u have the opportunity to build someone up, why tear them down?

S.Freud

People who thrive on tearing down others are usually harboring an intense dislike of themselves or fear that they are not as perfect as they believe themselves to be. Their lives suck, so to make themselves feel better about their pathetic existence they seek out others to belittle.

DDT

Hmmmm. This statement seems to tear someone down by saying their lives suck and they have a pathetic existence. Interesting.
C.Jung

I thought it was "People who thrive on being complimented by others are usually harboring an intense dislike of themselves or fear that they are not as perfect as they believe themselves to be. Their lives suck, so to make themselves feel better about their pathetic existence they seek out others to give them compliments by uploading half-naked pictures of themselves on the internet".

Joe

Dbag… She is the mother of two kids maybe she doesn't want the hole world to associate her face with them titties. Well done Chivette you are beautiful.

8==>

Yeah. Cuz nobody will be able to identify her by those tattoos.

ouchie

or, you're just an immature dumbass. What if she's married and intentionally had children, yet busted her ass to get that bangin body back. Bravo, Chivette, Bravo.

hey, CBR600RR, GSXRS are faster. KCCO tool
Havaard

Judging by your assumed correlation between tattoos and stupidity, I assume you mean to say that Winston Churchill and Teddy Roosevelt were also stupid?

Think before you troll, there are a lot of great men and women with ink.
Andyb117

Pull your head out of your hole please…
She has a rocking body and them tattoos are awesome 🙂
Paul

She "doesn't care what people think", yet she posts this with a caption designed to draw compliments. Don't be a phony, just ask do you like it or not.

Latley

Tattoos aren't a sign of stupidity, they're a cry for attention, just like her post. Clearly this girl wants attention and she cares very much what other people think. So I'll give her a hand. And then I'll give myself a hand while looking at her. Honey, you got the body right but the kids ruined the bewbs. Look into getting them lifted. You'll feel better and your guy will be happy.

hand myself while lookinga t her. .

Doug

craving attention is human nature. Tattoos are attention drawing, yes, however that doesn't mean she cares what people think about her… Two different things entirely.
mr. moustache

wow you are a dick

3sixtyprod

I would bet my paycheck you fat and lonely
Lobedawgs

I'm glad you posted this…I thought I was the only one who thought it. If you don't care what anyone thinks then why post a pic of yourself online?
pizzaman

She clearly does care what people think. She contradicted herself all over the place. Regardless, slammin' body.

CLTHomebrewer

#11 #12 #14 Wow the Chivette's never disappoint!

Elmer

I hope one of these is brave enough for chiveafterdark 🙂 also #30

Phil

33 it'd be better burned!

yodaddy

#33

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