Wearing a bra is 7 years bad luck (32 photos)

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  • Slightlykrazy

    #10 you'll never be ugly.

    • guest

      should be chiver of the week with that body!!

    • totes m'goat


    • Ruffneck

      Totally agreed…. in my opinion hottest of the set

    • redbairn

      Love the ink

    • Cooper

      I wonder if she wants to go halvsies on a third child…?

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      who doesn't love a milf? With all due respect, of course.

    • Kristi

      Beautiful! Inspiration also! (to another mama of 2) Thank you!! 🙂

      • Jawbone

        Why are pancake tits in the Burnsday Post?

        • https://www.facebook.com/SnowtoriousB.I.G Morten Der Alte Norup

          Why are you breathing?

          • Guest

            STFU morten. those are flapjack titties and you know it. fucking white knights.

            • mikey

              i know those flapjack after pregnancy boobs anywhere… my wife had them. they take about a year to re-inflate. hahaha!

              • Underbaker

                BYB = Burn Your Bra – no bra, don't matter what size the bewbs are.
                FLBP = Future Lower Back Pain – big bewbs
                SC = Sexy Chivettes – pics of beautiful ladies who visit the site and send them in
                Hump = Nice asses – lots of sweet asses for those with differing tastes
                MTG = Mind The Gap – Sweet pictures focusing on that space between ladies legs
                TTB = Things That Bounce – A wonderful collection of bouncy things in GIF format (hasn't been seen in ages, hint hint)
                Know your galleries people.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.butler.50 Brandon Butler

      #10 and #45 stole the show

      • scar1

        no imperfections there! better than most women without kids. Moar pleeeassse!!

      • mike sanker

        with 2 kids you look great MOAR

    • xman65

      Your attitude rocks the gallery, as does the rest of you!

    • Mr. Moustache

      i know you!!!! DAMN

    • exoTico_CH

      i want to see your butterfly

    • Les

      Nice Work!

  • Slightlykrazy

    #34 #45 moar!!

    • That guy

      #34 looks like she does not want to be there…but holy shit

      • passwordistaco

        somebody get that girl a sandwich

      • Jon

        I know nobody will read this because this post has been up for weeks now…but this "chick" is actually a guy. I think his name is Dakota…don't ask how I know this.

        • Fitzy

          wait… what?

  • BenB

    #46 moar

  • jag

    #7 Could stare at all day long

    • derty32

      Elizabeth Shue… Always gorgeous!

      • herpderp

        really? thought that was rachel bilson.

      • Fish

        Wrong Boy-O. I did a movie with Elisabeth Shue and this ain't her. Shue is just as hot, though.

    • That1Guy23

      def rachel bilson and i also could stare all day

  • ray


    • bro

      why you stupid fuck?

    • mike

      fuck you

  • Everclear

    #48 Now burn that jacket, too. ♥

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      French-Canadian actress Caroline Néron – Ur welcome.

  • InvertedCheeze

    late bewbs >>>>>>>>>>>>> no bewbs

  • Panda

    YES!!!!!!!!! Not going to lie, I lost a little hope in the Chive today, but nevertheless, they pull through. Oh and #45…..damn

    • nate

      this girl is only 17. she has a Facebook and a twitter

      • RyanTbo

        problem being?

      • top

        and a name i hope?????

      • Alex

        I'm 17, so that's even better for me!

      • Tim

        And how many years ago was that?

      • Doc Billy

        way to be a buzz kill nate……. nobody likes a negative chiver!

    • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

      Pedobear approved.

    • Michael

      But… 45 HAS her bra on!!!! CHEATEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR….

    • Lotus

      Last week's burnsday was so much better, but then again it was probably the best burn your bra post they've ever put together.

    • Tim


  • Jimmer

    Bonus Chive

    • Shane

      You are extremely fine!!!

  • robbie_R

    #45 More!

    • smartass

      You spelled "moar!" Wrong.

  • Miro

    Finally! Hello #45!

    • egoeater


  • Blame_anxiety

    #17 holy crap! Who is that? Moar

  • EMAW

    #29 Oh how I miss the Little Apple. Where were all of the awesome Chivettes at when I was there?

    • ozzie

      Agreed…though that picture makes me damn proud to be a Wildcat! EMAW!!!

    • Notmyname

      As a Jayhawk, I must agree – #29 is a fine specimen. Them farm girls make great ChIvettes!

    • Willie The Wildcat


    • ctrain

      In Lawrence.

  • https://www.facebook.com/sccarmona Salvador Carmona

    #8 yes. #45 hasn't burned it.

  • njchiver

    #40 for the win. Ridiculous. (and I think #34 is a dude. Posted before…am I right?)

    • https://www.facebook.com/spacenugget Curtis Payne

      negativea! go borrow someones victorias secret catalog….any from the past six years should do…..alesandra ambrosia…..never make that mistake again

    • https://www.facebook.com/spacenugget Curtis Payne

      allesandra ambrossia….get a lingerie catalog, its not gay its brainstorming material

      • dave

        dude, you've managed to spell her name wrong about 8 different ways
        alessandra ambrosio
        and I'm not convinced that's her, since those boobs dont look like hers, unless someone shopped it

        • Books

          The shadows are all wrong. It's a definite shop job.

    • Jay

      I agree….even if everyone says this so called alessandra ambrosio really is a girl, I think she look like a guy….. so no thanks. i'll go with #45 though

    • yeah

      #34 is definately not the victoria secrets model and is definately NOT a guy. if u think this incredibly hot woman is anything but all woman u need glasses lol.

  • Mason M

    There I was, wandering around my town aimlessly wondering where Burn Bra was. Then, in a search of desperation I checked for the Chive one last time, and there it was. Thank you Chive. Thank you so much.

  • Joshy

    I need moar of #45

  • wabash

    Go State!!!

  • ttyler

    Find #34

    • Cutta

      I'd pick that up on the highway! the missus would have to sit in the back seat though, or the missus could drive and we could sit in the back seat!

      • https://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

        I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this statement.

  • Mike

    Is that a nipple I see #10

    • bones

      at least the start of one!

      • pefas

        It's an areola. Know your anatomy.

        • ?¿?

          Whats the difference?

          • Hutch

            about 1/4 of an inch

  • tru2thefew

    #45 All day long! Fap Fap Fap. MOARRRRRRRRR!!!!

  • anywho

    #10 Doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks

    Hides face from picture

    • Lobedawgs

      Amen – she's a tool

  • CBR600RR

    #10 caption is retarded…I think she worked hard because she WAS worried about what others thought after she forgot to take her BC pills twice or believes vertical sex can't get you prego…I think there is a correlation with more tattoos= more stupidity.

    • Dirtbag925

      Ur an idiot stupid is just stupid tats don't play into that at all

      • dale

        try making sense next time

    • jables

      you sir are a bag of duesche

      • guest

        ma'am, what's a duesche?

        • B_lil

          a German douche?

    • https://www.facebook.com/spacenugget Curtis Payne

      i think there is a correlation between your brain and stereotyping

    • shoe

      You all are missing the point…I'd hit it.

    • zgl

      when u have the opportunity to build someone up, why tear them down?

      • S.Freud

        People who thrive on tearing down others are usually harboring an intense dislike of themselves or fear that they are not as perfect as they believe themselves to be. Their lives suck, so to make themselves feel better about their pathetic existence they seek out others to belittle.

        • DDT

          Hmmmm. This statement seems to tear someone down by saying their lives suck and they have a pathetic existence. Interesting.

        • C.Jung

          I thought it was "People who thrive on being complimented by others are usually harboring an intense dislike of themselves or fear that they are not as perfect as they believe themselves to be. Their lives suck, so to make themselves feel better about their pathetic existence they seek out others to give them compliments by uploading half-naked pictures of themselves on the internet".

    • Joe

      Dbag… She is the mother of two kids maybe she doesn't want the hole world to associate her face with them titties. Well done Chivette you are beautiful.

      • 8==>

        Yeah. Cuz nobody will be able to identify her by those tattoos.

    • ouchie

      or, you're just an immature dumbass. What if she's married and intentionally had children, yet busted her ass to get that bangin body back. Bravo, Chivette, Bravo.

      hey, CBR600RR, GSXRS are faster. KCCO tool

    • Havaard

      Judging by your assumed correlation between tattoos and stupidity, I assume you mean to say that Winston Churchill and Teddy Roosevelt were also stupid?

      Think before you troll, there are a lot of great men and women with ink.

    • Andyb117

      Pull your head out of your hole please…
      She has a rocking body and them tattoos are awesome 🙂

    • Paul

      She "doesn't care what people think", yet she posts this with a caption designed to draw compliments. Don't be a phony, just ask do you like it or not.

      • Latley

        Tattoos aren't a sign of stupidity, they're a cry for attention, just like her post. Clearly this girl wants attention and she cares very much what other people think. So I'll give her a hand. And then I'll give myself a hand while looking at her. Honey, you got the body right but the kids ruined the bewbs. Look into getting them lifted. You'll feel better and your guy will be happy.

        hand myself while lookinga t her. .

        • Doug

          craving attention is human nature. Tattoos are attention drawing, yes, however that doesn't mean she cares what people think about her… Two different things entirely.

        • mr. moustache

          wow you are a dick

    • 3sixtyprod

      I would bet my paycheck you fat and lonely

    • Lobedawgs

      I'm glad you posted this…I thought I was the only one who thought it. If you don't care what anyone thinks then why post a pic of yourself online?

    • pizzaman

      She clearly does care what people think. She contradicted herself all over the place. Regardless, slammin' body.

  • CLTHomebrewer

    #11 #12 #14 Wow the Chivette's never disappoint!

    • Elmer

      I hope one of these is brave enough for chiveafterdark 🙂 also #30

  • Phil

    33 it'd be better burned!

    • yodaddy


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