• brian

    Can I say moar and less?!?!

    • blue_bronco

      Tight-Ass Dress Tuesday

    • DirtyArmySpecialist

      yes… there are a lot of hot guys in this post.

    • brian

      I almost forgot to say FIRST!!!

    • Smitty

      Robert Palmer would approve.

  • rick

    #28 I don't think she is wearing a dress…

    • joe

      nobody tell her!

    • Tom

      The dress is wearing her

    • BruceWayne

      #28 is fine.
      But What The Fuck! #12

      • BSmike

        Sophie Turner maybe? And looks a little shopped.

    • OhSomeEvil

      don't just look at it eat it!

      • Vent187

        Great line from a great movie.

    • Drew

      I think that's Dylan.

  • Tee

    I need to get laid. jeez

    • CDD

      Tried that. A lot. Doesn't work. Still looking at pictures.

    • Timbo

      story of my life right there

  • Fred

    I found Waldo's sister!


      Good enough for me!

    • Nishtai

      I'd lick her like a candy cane from heaven

    • Gnole

      Poor Waldo got fucked in the gene department.

    • Societyman

      Great! Now lets find her again!

  • Attaxia

    #28 Man feet ?

    • RealZoo

      Really? Is that what you noticed?

      • Attaxia

        Man feet = Man penis

        • random882

          Agree 100%… Also, yes it was the first thing I noticed.

          • 98434

            also agreed. the guys that don't notice things like that have probably hooked up with quite a few trannies in their time. just sayin.

    • JP

      Her name is Dylan. She can be found at http://mydylan.tumblr.com/
      You're welcome

      • mike

        definitely a dude

        • Jac

          close. a horse-dude.

  • Tom

    What kind of dress requires you to pull your pants down?

    • paco

      The one you wear in a fitting room…


      Pretty much all of these dresses made me pull my pants down

      • dahcj

        This is by far the funniest comment I have ever read on thechive.

      • JohnsShadow

        Funniest comment ever on The Chive.

      • nathan


    • Mdaddy


    • ChestRockwell

      The good kind!!!!

    • john long

      buy it! buy it!

    • George Zip

      I think she's wearing it as a top with the jeans; it's a Batgirl kind of thing — she's almost instantly ready to go out after work and fight Jokers and Riddlers.

    • John

      The kind where u shouldn't be complaining about a girl pulling her pants down

  • Wilson

    I would do the unforgivable to them

    • bob

      what, disappoint them sexually?

  • Ben

    Good. God.

  • Elbie

    love #19

    • Shearer

      Made me rise to attention.

    • like to eat that.

      I am suddenly craving mud pie.

  • Jak

    #15 good lord more please!!!

    • hotrippr

      Butter MILFster Duckface a new rare breed

    • Dan

      OMG ! Awesome has reached a new level ! My dream of what Heaven could be like in its most sublime moment…….

  • mattgonzo

    find them all!!

  • RealZoo

    #24 I prefer brunettes but exceptions can be made.

  • Rollout25

    #3 I think we found Waldo's hot sister!

    • Lucidity

      where's walda?

  • SmileAlready

    #4 Can you slip into the outfit hanging behind you? Just asking…

    • rikshaw ricky

      Tan skin and a yellow dress….perfect!!

      • KO617

        Go0d eyes! MOAR with the black number behind you please.

    • Dylan

      Jessica Burciaga (or something like that)

    • Guest

      Hands down the winner today! Dayum!!

  • Rollout25

    #10 When she said, "KISS MY ASS" one of those girls became Legen…wait for it

    • Pow!

      Girl on the left goes to rutgers. Name is Natasha

      • wolfpack

        Girl on the left needs to submit some pictures! Wow!

      • DoomsDayDub

        Screw the troll doll. Who is the one in the middle. You must find her!

    • ColaChiver


    • Thatguy

      MOAR of the middle one…nice ass

  • mooseknuckle907

    #3 #9 #21 #29
    Thank you…you beautiful women

  • Giants Fan

    Mmmmm yoga pants, butt for the body!

  • trevorcorey

    #24 what a smoke show, #29 rear entry?

    • etcrr

      This "smokeshow" term has got to go. Stupid.

      • Insolent Behavior

        While I agree with you, I refuse to give you a thumbs up due to your name.

      • dub

        agreed. these dudes watch too much spike tv.

  • http://www.GremlinPrince.com GremlinPrince

    #24 DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tim

    #10 when you see it you will be dirty like me

    • Ubdilly

      Can you say Jail bait

    • pile0rocks

      i also am dirty like you 😉

      • Jay

        Yeah, once you look around the photo you can see the desk is placed quite oddly between them.

    • troof

      White dress is a future BBC worshiper, no question

      • sqott

        One in the middle is money

  • CaNaDaaa


  • StupidityAlwaysWins

    ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE CHIVE, please, everyday I see these so called beautiful women. We all know that the only perfect girl is Paula. Yes these girls are pleasing to the eye but they all lack the integrity of a woman, a strong and confident woman like Paula. She may fart the answers to nobodies questions, she may sit on a throne of the all the lost children of Atlantis, but she has standards. Paula is the reason why I wake up every morning and am free to dump my waste of last night mozzarella sticks in peace..PAULA GALLERY PLEASE

    • Reggie Noble

      Who the heck is Paula?

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Damned if I know.
        Btw I can't get John to post my galleries no matter how much they suck. I've tried… So I get back to him by hiding his Kleenex on friday mornings, BOY does he hate that… Dunno why, might have something to do with the "Sexy Chivers Selection Process", as he calls it. Dunno what it is, but it happens behind a locked and soundproof door.

        – the busy thing in the basement.

    • Rhodricc

      I'm curious as to who Paula is too. And I'd like to hear her fart an answer to a question I'm not asking.

      • Jammy

        Paula is a tranny I think… Either that or part Yeti. Either way not much to look at.

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Wrong, I've made hump day and burn your bra several times and got plenty of good happy comments. I'll be damned to point out what photos of course, I need to be elusive.

          – the one you love to fap to

    • pile0rocks

      To those who ask
      Paula: the troll Chive keeps in its basement that sometimes escapes and wreakes hilarious havoc all over the comment section

      adored by (very) few, hated by many

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Your last statement is completely logical; yet your tiny brain probably doesn't see it.
        – I have a large army of minions (Chivers, mostly).
        – all my minions love to hate me.
        – hence: 'hated by many'. See meow, minion?

        – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad"

    • SockMoney17

      Paula is a GUY..Everyone knows this.

    • Foofoo


    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      It makes me a little sad how many people voted down this comment. C'mon guys, if you take Paula seriously, you may need to lighten up a little.

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Btw I'm never eating your cupcakes again. Last time I did I woke up in a ditch and my ass hurt like hell. Ironicaly that somehow reminded me of how I dump my roofie drinking Chivers… weird huh?

        Oh and for some weird reason I found your wristband up my ass… How the hell did that get there!?

        – kinda confused right meow

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          Me? I didn't send you cupcakes… but come to think of it, I did get a "special" order request from Mac the other day…

          • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Did that request involve round white tablets meow?
            I don't trust Mac, but he's pretty

            – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad"

    • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

      Look at all these noobs asking who Paula is! its funny and yet a bit saddening! Everyone needs to know Paula!

      • _wayfarer

        And let me guess, you also thnik that a chiver must have a BFM or KCCO shirt? Saddening is thinking the chive started and ended the moment you got into it. KCCO dude.

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Aggh, what do YOU know… you've new here.
          I'm a Chiver, but I don't have a Chive shirt. See meow?

          – Fan testimonial: "I was almost impressed you managed to include two whole testimonials and still beat all the other trolls to first. – MarthaJeane"

  • joe

    #29 classy and sexy. This has gotta be one of my favorite gallery. I will be having a forever boner tonight.

    • Jeff

      Well, if it lasts longer than 4 hours make sure you seek medical attention.

    • Assman

      Best gallery!

  • b3nje909

    I would let #9 date me

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I would let 19 date-rape me

      • Guest

        #19 no need to scroll up.

      • A Gentleman

        i'd date rape the fuck out of her

        • Dax

          and that is probably why you can't get a date. At least I hope you never get any…..cause you're a offensive prick.

  • Mac

    It's a shame so many of these are shopped…None the less… Fapety fap fap fap…!

    • littleebird

      Hey now, mine is completely un-shopped! (:

      love, #20.

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