• Robby G


    • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

      #3 #25 #27 please!

      • Milfhunter

        lets not loose sight here boys. they single for a reason? But good on all u beautiful ladies, just remember every hole is a goal and dont be fussy now that you single!!!!

        • bfm

          I have nothing against lovely ladies posting scantily clad pictures of themselves on the internet for everyone to see forever and ever, but as a man who likes his girlfriend to fall in the "sane" category maybe the ex boyfriends were on to something. Cardinal Man Rule #1: Sleep with crazy, don't date it.

          • bfm

            don't know how that picture made it in my post, but I'm clearly not talking about you. You're just crazy hot. let's go out sometime.

            • bfm

              *Yawn* At least get my capitalization correct if you're going to post under my name.

        • Bud

          …Or do

      • wimpy

        #3 is lying… no one would part with a red head that sexy. Those are too rare to toss aside like any other girl

    • Adam L

      #2……A lot of SC come through this site. A LOT! But this girl just may be the most stunning of them all! She's just got that look! Guys, you know the look!

      • ColaChiver

        We need more in SC. Haven't seen a single one here in Columbia.

    • http://www.facebook.com/luca.annoni3 Luca Annoni

      U win easily!!! I wanna meet you :ooooo

  • AnotherAnon

    Y'all are always welcome here in Houston!

    • Fall

      After reading a bunch of comments it makes me wonder, have any of youse ever gone out with a hot chick?
      Most of these girls are beautiful, but you know shot happens and some times you just get tired of their shit. Or plain an simple things don't work out.
      So why call all their boyfriends douche bags? Maybe these women are the problem.

  • Martin_McFly

    #14 Holy Mother of God!!

    • newscot

      She won't stay single for long. What a hottie!

    • JJJ

      honestly, there are all beautiful, but who the fuck would be stupid enough to cheat on #14?!?!

      • fabio

        I still believe that the reason they are single is because all of them are hot as weel are crazy

      • http://www.beneathcontempt.be Joris

        My guess he cheated on her with a guy.

      • arealcad

        No matter how hot they are, eventually you tired of their shit.

      • Loose

        After reading a bunch of comments it makes me wonder, have any of you ever gone out with a hot chick?
        Most of these girls are beautiful, but you know shit happens and some times you just get tired of their shit. Or plain an simple things don't work out.
        So why call all their boyfriends stupid? Maybe these women are the problem.

        • dood

          yeah thats true, but you dont break it off by cheating on them. That aint right

    • Vic

      Seriously need MOAR of this one!!

    • Hand of Fate

      Gotta agree, what a beautiful girl #14 is. And if she was wearing an outfit like that for Valentine's day, you know she wasn't some prude that wasn't putting out.

      Good luck in the hunt for a better man!

    • Matt

      #14, you win. And whoever he is, has committed the ULTIMATE fail.

    • agaultney

      Absolutely gorgeous! Unbelievable that someone would cheat on her. Guess you can never under estimate a person's stupidity.

      • Bob Lee Swagger

        No, it's the fact that you never have the option of dating girls who look like this, so you would latch on for dear life, rather than exploring other options.

        • Anon

          Or some people actually have morals.

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      Good God, you guys are ABSOLUTE LOSERS! This chick is a 6, yet just because she takes cell-phone mirror shots of her tits pushed up, you think she is some type of goddess. Calm down dorks, this chick is nothing special (just like the rest on this page). Go out and try to meet a real woman, because these comments are beyond pathetic.

      • https://www.facebook.com/danielevans2007 Daniel Aaron Evans

        Dorks? Say the guy who calls himself Bob Lee Swagger!

        • =-4

          wow. did you think of that retort all by yourself?

      • Bill Murray

        THANK YOU!!

    • Cjozz

      This is my ex and she is bat shit crazy, I did cheat on her but I only made out with a chick…and this was after 3 years of her thinking I cheated on her every night I wasnt with her. I never did up until a month or so ago. Have fun chivers!

      • john

        thats your ex? hook it up bro! ill fuck the crazy outta her

      • einstein

        "my girlfriend thinks i cheat on her. let me fix that by making out with a different chick," said douchebags everywhere

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale


  • alex86

    #9 I would plow that till next july

    • cruel

      so like a week? haha

    • CaptainInsano

      Stay classy Alex

    • HumpDan

      "I would plow that till next June"

      -Her last boyfriend.

    • Joe

      You are gorgeous baby! I would take care of you!
      Ps- I am hot!

  • TanLinesRule

    #21 – He's missing those amazing tan lines… Think we need a few more pics!

    • Dan


      • newscot

        ^ gay

        • oh my

          probably not gay, just a huge douche who has never touched a titty…bag of sand?

          • HatBomb

            Well played.

        • Red

          gays are the best at identifying other gays. fact.

    • Kev

      That's Maria Cardi. Thank you google image search.

      • BeenHad

        Yeah it is. WTF Chive?

      • st33

        I just found 4 others that are fakes as well….Then Chive deleted all my posts. Classy move.

        • thatguy

          Which other ones are fake? Oh and well done.

          • st33

            #21, #7, #13, #3, & #26

            • BeenHad

              #3 was in last Valentine's Day post too with a different caption.

              • 4098

                yep. tried to point out the same thing but when i tried to submit my comment, it said "Your comment must be approved by the site admins before it will appear publicly."


            • thatguy


    • KCCO

      I don't know how you guys found that out but I laughed pretty fucking hard. Mainly cause the Chive made that up and for some reason felt the need to mention the toilet paper.

      Nice work Chive, curveball.

      • Brian

        Could be people submitted these to the chive. How are they supposed to know if it's some fat virgin dude sending the pics?

        • st33

          Good point, but they could do there due diligence with a simple Google Image Search to see if the picture already exists.

          • Matt

            Funny how Chive deletes those posts (and some of mine, too, even though they weren't anything improper), but that annoying "Chive is Racist" guy's posts linger around forever. I sure hope #14 is real, though, because in my world I want to believe someone like that exists in the "normal" (non-internet-modeling) world.

  • synnful

    Need to find some New England single chivettes!!!

    • jhnny d

      yeah!! where are they!! also we need some more info on where these gorgeous woman are!! not exact addresses but at least the state!

      • thatscreepy

        watch for jhnny d peepin in a tree near you

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      Why would you need this info, you dorks? None of them want to hook up with guys who woship them just because they saw them on the internet,

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    What, did he discover he likes penis instead?

    • newscot

      That would be my guess. This girl is cute as hell.

    • tranny surprise?

      Or maybe he discovered hers!? hahaha
      seriously though you're gorgeous, I was only kidding

    • oralpolice

      She must not like giving oral. That can be a deal breaker!

      • jtt414

        Show me any hot chick and Ill show you the dude who is sick of her shit.

        • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

          Time to retire this comment.

      • xxx

        girls like giving oral? i thought that was just a trick to lure you into their pussytrap

        • WhatTha

          It is.

    • John

      Wow, I the guy must be brain dead and blind…. she is Beautiful!!!!

    • Ned_Ryerson

      i'd make my girlfriend newly single for her! that smile and those eyes….wow!

      • Ned_Plimpton

        You added the pic… Awesome, dude!!

    • Loose

      After reading a bunch of comments it makes me wonder, have any of you ever gone out with a hot chick?
      Most of these girls are beautiful, but you know shit happens and some times you just get tired of their shit. Or plain an simple things don't work out.
      So why call all their boyfriends gay? Maybe these women are the problem.

      • slmlmn

        Amen bro! They know they can get any other guy if you dont put up with their shit.

    • Franklin1138

      Maybe she's a contract killer and the dude just didn't want that on his conscience.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rick.comer.353 Rick Comer

      Pick me

  • Martin_McFly

    #34 "Any Takers?" you ask.. Pfft.. like asking "Do Chivers like bewbs?"

    • InvertedCheeze

      "Is it cold in here?"
      -Austin Powers

    • biggles

      Booty call, that's all.

  • Bro

    #34 most certainly, i would love to be considered a candidate.

    • duh

      not that we need to see more to make a decision but
      ps 9 months is a long time ….. and there is a long line of ppl waiting for you.

    • The Lybians


    • Notknowing

      Bewbs like that? sign me up.

    • TheJesus

      This is her second stab at this…the fact that he hasn't pulled the trigger after 9 months should be telling her something.

  • C C

    And to think before this post, these women would have had easy rebound sex as a confidence booster.

    • vulvasmash

      no shit CC, all just fishing for compliments. our gain I guess.

      • =-4

        how are being subjected to half-naked attention whores that you could readily find on google images(which at least a few of them ARE from google images), "our gain"?

        • vulvasmash

          Well I generally don't peruse Google images for hot women pics, so I will have to take your word for it. As for "our gain " what I meant was because of these ladies lack of self esteem and their desire for compliments and attention from men we get to see pictures of them in their underwear.

  • Busy B

    #34. I'm in!

    • Richard

      Me, I'll give it a go

  • Scott

    #27 those eyes are amazing!

    • OleSprouty

      I was thinking "you can see bat shit crazy in those eyes" but to each his own

      • Unfkngblvbl


      • press

        Agreed. Hide the kitchen knives when she's around.

      • JackDiesel

        That's the only explanation because there ain't no way any straight guy would not appreciate that body or those eyes.

    • John

      I agree those eyes are amazing and her smile… wow !!! Why would anyone let her go? makes no sense to me she is beautiful.

    • Big McLarge Huge

      for every beautiful woman, there is some guy tired of her shit. This chick looks fucking bat shit crazy !

      • italiansare faggots

        Big, you are awesome! and maybe he loved her body, but was tired of her shit… girl, your boyfriend is a MAN

        • http://www.facebook.com/salden.hund Salden Hund

          Tired of her FACE! Face

    • theG_Man

      You guys are a bunch of asshole's. This woman is beautiful and her ex clearly and idiot. Also her eyes are gorgeous.

      • ljjjjjjjj


      • Caroline

        Thanks G_Man. If we ever meet, I'll let you put your penis in my butt…I really like that.

        • theG_Man

          Wow!, I'll def keep that in mind! AND kudos on peacing out on that bum. We all need acknowledgement and appreciation especially from out significant others and if it's not coming in, "deuces!"

      • Bob Lee Swagger

        No "TheG_Man", we just don't all put pussy on a pedestal like you.

        • theG_Man

          "Swagger" ( I'll leave the name alone because that would be too easy), if openly acknowledging a woman's attractiveness means I put pussy on a pedestal then clearly you're a dumbass and a child. Please DON'T let me know how that works out for you, I already know.

          • Bob Lee Swagger

            There is a difference between "acknowledging a woman's attractiveness" and creaming your jeans over a picture of a girl who is a 6.5 who you will never meet or know in any way. Please tell us more about how we are "asshole's" and how "this girl is beautiful and her ex is an idiot". Your lack of skills or experience with women is easily visible in your sad, pussy-worshipping posts. Christ, can you be any more pathetic??

            • PDummy

              Th g man is probably sniffing his hand about now

              • theG_Man

                You boys are really funny and please by all means keep proving my point, it's very rare that I find someone that can both entertain me whilst prove my point FOR me.

                Carry on boys…

                • Daniel_Tosh

                  G Man,
                  Ask me how I know you've never been with an attractive woman (hint: you worship marginally attractive women and get mad when anyone doesn't bow to them like you).

                • Jessica

                  i'm starting to feel bad for you. go out on a date, and just be quiet.

      • Caitlin

        way to go man. women love guys who act like they don't have any balls.

    • ray breshears

      whoever dropped this one is a retard… She is absolutely stunning.

  • http://twitter.com/joe_pec6014 @joe_pec6014

    #1 Hands down

    • Mike B

      Picture taken at The Stage in Nashville, I believe.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tom.doty.9 Tom D

      She is amazing! Who would get rid of her.

    • hwath

      Love the curly hair!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Dear Viktor,
    You shit the bed on this one pal.

    • Bud


    • Lenin

      Dear Viktor, I vill crush you like Mother Russia crush capitalism!

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Not smart, Viktor…. No smart.

      • Just Askin

        Ned, you are here all the time, what do you make of these fakes? Is Chive trolling us or is it trolls submitting?

        Ex: #21

        • Ned_Plimpton

          I don't care about fakes or trolling because bewbs.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Agreed. He blew it, but why do they shed the weight AFTER a break-up?

      • reaperMEDIC

        I'll take care of myself while I'm single…

    • Victor Dumbass

      Russian Men are very arrogant, especially if they have some money in their pockets

      • BBB

        what if they have a wocket in their pocket?

    • hampsterstand

      i dont know, a girl who calls a guy out after she loses the weight obviously isnt over it… craazy lady. hot, but crazy.

      • InvertedCheeze

        first thought that came to mind … "she's a crazy bich"…. lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      yes, yes he fucking did!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Look at her face (if you can), she looks about as smart as a bag of rocks.

      • Guest

        Bc faces clearly define a person's intelligence.

        • Red

          that would be why he said "LOOKS" and not "IS". dumbass.

      • John

        Every once in a while even smart guys like a women purely for one thing and that isn't her brain….likely Victor had his fill of physical attributes and moved on, perhaps to a less pretty girl, but one who is less dumb or less crazy……I say Next guys turn

    • Beau Brady

      Are you from 'Days of our Lives'?

    • poke

      Viktor isn't real. chive added the caption. true story.

    • Jusi (CH)


    • tooscoops

      yeah.. vik… 10 lbs? don't think that would have done much to that body. but then again… it must have been something other than the body to make him go

  • Superman

    There are some dumb ass boys out there.

    • Passerby

      Yeah, every time I see these posts I wonder… either there are a lot of crazy hot girls out there (which I don't think is true given the caliber and personality of some of the Chivettes we've gotten to know) or there are a lot of really lucky d-bags out there who end up breaking hearts.

      To all the single Chivettes: They say crazy is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. So if it looks like d-bag, talks like a d-bag, and walks like a d-bag then it will probably cheat on you, judge you, or break up with you via text, email, post-it, or Twitter/FB. You deserve better, so expect and demand better.

      • Shut up

        Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Nobody cares about your novel of a post.

        • Passerby

          Yet you comment on it. Thanks.

          • Don Quiote

            yes. believe it or not, it only takes a few seconds to comment on a post. doesn't mean you give a fuck. try not to let that blow your mind, francis.

      • http://www.facebook.com/bill.wald Bill Wald

        that's the definition of "insanity", not "crazy"

  • BigDumbViking

    #27 – The body is amazing but the eyes are out of this world… Your ex is a bonehead.

    • spidey sense

      Gorgeous eyes and hot body but based on her caption I suspect she only cares about herself and wants to be worshiped while she treats you like shit.
      If you buy the ticket, take the ride.

      • italiansare faggots

        nice lenses btw

        • Italian

          I want to fuck you in the ass.

    • Sean

      I'm sorry but I have to say it. I think her left eye is lazy.

  • peter brazen

    #21 Can't believe the cheap bastard took the frigging toilet paper! He def must be a LOSER to walk out on you. You're sexy and can do BETTER. Maybe with me? Time to get a MAN and enjoy him appreciating what you have to offer in every way.
    Peter Peterbrazen1@yahoo.com

    • Martin_McFly

      Good Call, bro, with the email address! That will surely work!

    • Enough Said


    • Honest

      I see a lot of spam porn coming your way in the near future!

      • Jack Sparrow

        Every chiver has an obligation to sign this bone head up for never ending spam mail

    • ComeOnChive

      And she's certainly not a chivette. Maira Cardi, a brazilian celebrity.

      • Maira Cardi

        WTF Chive. Not cool.

      • Really?

        Yup, surprise half these photos are taken from the Interwebs and then the Chive shops some sappy lines about deadbeat boyfriends on them so Chivers can drool. Wake up guys. Not everything you read on the net is real.

        • James

          what seems more likely to you? that chive surfs the net for hot chicks, then adds some sappy line trying to trick us, OR some dbag dude sitting in his parents basement made them and tricked chive into thinking their legit?

          • Mike D


          • =-4

            the first one.

    • Joe

      pretty brazen move.

      • Really?

        found 4 other f-a-k-e-s….

        • dhsgreenwave

          You think Chive is doing this or Trolls just submitting fakes? What others?

          • KCCO

            No man, its the Chive for sure, they use that exact font, the Berry uses it as well. I think its jokes. Like a master troll.

            • Kris

              I _did_ find it kind of weird that tons and tons of Chivettes post with the same font over their pics

              • Vinny

                Cause no one who submits photos is capable of using the same font they use…

              • Woop

                Uh, when you submit photos, you get to add a description. If a photo is submitted without text on it, the Chive adds it on for you. Thats why the font is the same on some – cos people are too stupid to use paintshop to add the text themselves.

                • TheSimonizer

                  beat me to it. It's funny to see the thought process of some peoples lol

                • Adam L

                  Well that's three of us on the same page!

                  These guys getting upset about the pics are most likely the same douche bags who talk through a movie about how unrealistic everything is! Just shut up and enjoy! Whether the pic is not genuine when saying the girl is newly single or not, they're still smoking hot!!

                  • Matt

                    I see the point, but if we're supposed to "shut up and enjoy" I'd rather enjoy the pure picture rather than one cluttered with unnecessary gaudy text all over it. The text only clutters up the picture, and all to prop up a stupid gaffe.

                  • Wuttt??

                    then why bother with the text at all?


      Are you sure your last name isn't Bluthe? Because you just made a huge mistake.

  • Martin_McFly

    I like #8 a lot. She just kinda seems like an awesome badass.

    • Iceman2509

      Agreed. She is my favorite.
      She probably wouldn't like me at first being that I am a Cardinals fan.

    • http://www.facebook.com/dangatlin Daniel Gatlin

      Plus she has awsome taste on a baseball team. I say MOAR!

    • Guest

      Can we see your face? (Without shades)

    • Kodos

      love them Texas ladies…

    • http://www.facebook.com/rareadinger Andrew Readinger

      #8 You're cute.I was going to take a buddy to the Rangers Rockies game on Saturday but I'd rather take you, wanna go?

      • NotATrap

        Of course I do! You are super guy lets meet behind the stadium tonight at midnight, I will give you the head you super guy you

        • NotATrap

          That was lame.

          • NotATrap

            Big hands I know you are the one

      • Meh...

        Rangers fan and a Bud Light in her hand. Hands down the best girl on the list.

        • Vent187

          Go Angels and Coors Light!

    • Tito

      She's a Rangers fan… She won't be single long

    • SockMoney17

      If I were a lesbian, I would search her out. She looks hot

    • Daniel Tosh

      Yes Martin, she must be "an awesome badass" because she has aviators and is drinking a beer! Fine personality profiling skills, genius! Tell us more!

    • dirk_diggler

      i love you


    much love to #18, lots of love for blonde canadians 🙂 moar pics please, show him what he's missing

  • SUPer4Life

    #21 You can use my toilet paper any time you like….

    • Ima Whore


  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Key word in that sentence is 'boy'.

    • Rascally Rabbit

      Women of the south call their guys boys, not necessarily an indication of maturity, However that said It looks to me like she's needs a man to take care of her not a boy

    • plk4

      keyword is "fake". the story is fake.

      • Rekoj

        Why so serious?

        • ohboy


  • aNDREW


    I'm single. I'll appreciate you

    • John

      I would appreciate that body !!!

      • Her ex

        We know, Jonh. That's because you're a dweeb who doesn't have other options, unlike her ex-boyfriend.

  • jmdmn

    #14 and her cute smile will not be single long…

    • http://www.facebook.com/travis.hargrave.3 Travis Hargrave

      if she stays single longer than a week I would be suprised.

    • http://www.facebook.com/luca.annoni3 Luca Annoni

      I really love her :oooooooo

  • mutant26

    thanks for the pics. I am all for sexy hot chicks,but how many would fall in the crazy bucket?

    • Honest

      Like they say "no matter how hot they are, somewhere some guy guy is sick of her cr@p"! Though, the guys could just be dumb@sses and think its greener on the other side.

    • ZRT6

      All of them, of course, but who cares?

      • Tru Chiver

        obviously not us desperate basement dwellers

    • Kodos

      there is no gain without risk…

    • Dhsgreenwave

      Like my good friend Larry says, "Crazy in the head, crazy in bed."

      • http://www.facebook.com/osiris916 Ricky Harris

        Tell Larry he's my hero

      • Dave Stephenson

        tell Larry he needs to stop watching so many movies and porn, and go out and actually get laid.

    • MAGSGQ

      I'd tolerate some Prozac and Cymbalta 🙂

    • vulvasmash


    • Jean Deaux

      dude, I'm right with you. I'm checking out the photos and you can see that some of the chicks have issues. but who cares, they are lovely to look at.

      • Bradyized

        "Men are from Mars, women are from Crazy."

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