• orly

    #13, #29, #30

    my thoughts exactly

    • Dutchmaster

      Goddamn liberal hippies with their vagina scissoring are gonna turn all our kids in to queers.. They probably hail from San Francisco with the rest of the homos ruining 'merica by swinging for the same team

      • Kristen

        Exactly. They can't recreate, so they recruit.

        • Dr_Batman

          Like neither of you have never jerked it to lesbian porn. Fucking hypocrites.

          • Dutchmaster

            nope. never have. true story.

        • catfishblackbelt

          man;chive on with it. two chicks can't spawn? really? all they have to do is jack of a homeless guy and then it's lesbians, & lesbians, lesbians, & lesbians, lesbians, & lesbians…totally can feed them all too! cuz boobs.

      • Birdhaus32

        Who says a straight woman can't have a girl crush??? That doesn't make her a lesbian. Even if she is who gives a shit?!

      • Just Sayin

        Being against vagina scissoring is what is ruining Merica…the world would be a better place with more vagina scissoring and less of you.

    • Booger

      By the way KCCO Black can be had at the moment. Hurry!!!

      • Booger

        And gone.

        • Booger

          And back again.

          • Tru Chiver

            and gone again.

      • KyleGamgee

        I still can't figure out how to find the Black KCCO. I'll keep trying.

        • The Chivery

          Let the shit storm begin. Everything went live early. Good luck to all.

        • Booger

          Find the couch and you can find the Black. If I tell you anymore details it would just ruin it.

          • http://www.facebook.com/cloddeke Cale Loddeke

            well that made it easy… but yes, gone

    • yuuup86

      BFM looks so good with his 3D glasses on right now…

      • Dedicated

        Just got one!!! Wooohooooo in your face other Chivers. Not lame enough like me to wait with multiple windows of Chivery open so I could click add to cart on each 15 seconds before 12PST

        • Walker878

          Easy buddy. Not very Chive like.

          • Tree


          • suck me dry

            suck me dry

    • Skermitt

      Can I haz boths preez? Kthankz

    • buttercup

      ikr XD

  • high school


    Chive meetup, in my bedroom.

    the 'rents are out of town

    • JPL

      you still live with your parents? LOL!

      • high school

        I'm in high school…….

    • MylesofStyles

      Because there's nothing more attractive to a woman than a boy who lives with his parents.

    • Societyman

      Yes, because we're all 12 year old girls who would be impressed by that. You fucking loser.

      • Luke

        Leave him alone guys, his mom has an awesome basement.

        • Almost worthless

          I don't live with my parents anymore, but they do still pay for my rent, car, insurance, food, utilities, tuition, chive shirts, entertainment, and everything else. Love you Ma n Pa!

          • ColaChiver

            Quit being a bum and get a job you hippy

            • Almost worthless

              Don't be jealous that my family is rich. Bitch.

              • USMC8654Justice

                fuck that im jealous lol. i bust my ass for everything i got. and it may not be much but i earned every bit of it.

            • Calling you out

              I resent that, I am a hard working hippy. I would also like to say that I enjoy the comments in this site almost as much as the pics. And I love how many of you chivers have screen names that suit your personality. Thank you

    • thechevron

      Spring break WOOOOOOOOOO

    • sujeet

      yes i want to meat u
      call me now 09956956694

    • Matt

      1. lol
      2. You don't say you're still in high school and that you live with your parents, especially since this would never happen anyway.
      3. People of both sexes are very wary of statutory rape and won't take the risk, not that this would happen anyway.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/JessCDoyle dontmindmyfreckles

    Twitter keeps crashing, but I'm finally following these two lovelies. They're just as sweet/entertaining as they are goodlooking!

  • awhite2020

    I support and approve of everything going on here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mark.poli.7 Mark Poli

      I second this!

      • https://thechive.com F3n1x187


        • Barf

          Now they need to make a burn it duo and hump as well.

    • https://www.facebook.com/justin.duffy.37 Justin Duffy


    • awhite2020

      I can't get over the awesomeness in #16!

    • BillsPicontheShelf

      3D anyone?!?!

    • Booger

      KCCO Black. Hurry!!!

      • awhite2020

        Will KCCO black be available?

        • BFM

          It already is if you know how to find it!

          • awhite2020

            what you talkin bout?

            • thatguy

              It was available for about 5 minutes. Maybe it will be back if you know where to find it.

              • Booger

                Back again.

        • Booger

          It was there for a short time. I got one in my cart.

      • TopHatJoe

        I have clicked the link but it says it's unavailable.

        • BFM

          It was there for a while. Sorry dude. Maybe it will come back. Good luck and KC&CO!

          • TopHatJoe

            No worries, already got my KCCO Black the last time it came out. Good Luck to everyone trying to get the shirts!

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcy.vegas.9 VegasMarcy


  • neilll

    #2 #5
    I love those boobs too

    • asdffas


      • Evil Dung Beetle

        It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,

        Pendular globular fun!

    • Birdhaus32

      You forgot #12 SCHWING! SCHWING!


    #12 I really am enjoying not working right now to stare. o.0

    • Dom

      Yeah good call on buying that…Sweet Jesus 😉

  • mark

    #29, #5

    I like everything about what's going on here

  • Ruck_Over

    MAKE OUT!!!

  • Angel

    21 gets the job done

    • Kristen

      You're a fucking idiot whore Angel.

  • curtis

    #7 just made my day a whole hell of a lot better!

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    Tag Team Chivette Champions .. well done ladies

  • workaday


    the chive is crashing twitter? 🙂

  • http://twitter.com/LAChivette @LAChivette

    I'm saying COTW times two!! Fly these girls to the Chive office!!

    • https://thechive.com F3n1x187



      I second that motion, fly them down to the offices.

    • leafsfan2005

      I support this motion.

    • usmc_chiver

      And then fly us in to watch?!?

      • Kip

        fap outside the window???

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #28 Besides her terrible choice in beer she seems wicked awesome

    • Misplaced Northerner

      Any time some one from Boston says wicked I can't help but thumbs up!

    • Ben affleck

      How's about fuck Boston and fuck Sam Adams

      The rest of 'merica

      • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

        I love when people randomly feel the need to bash on great cities like Boston, New York and Philly (to name a few).

        Boston is a small city which is at the forefront of science, technology, academics and of course sports.

        And if you want to order a Sam Adams you should just call it a Sam.

        • PHappy

          When I am hankering for a Sam Adams I chew on a pine tree and wash it down with moose piss

          Abita is turboGod

        • Dr_StrangePants

          I'm a Shiner man myself.
          But Bostonians know how to Microbrew

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          There's a chiver that works at the Sam Brewery in Boston too. I met him when I went with my KCCO shirt on and see him pop up in Chive Everywhere a ton. He'll give you a few extra free samples of beer for being a chiver. That's Boston spirit. Even if you don't like the beer, hey, it's free.

          • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

            It's sad that we need a limit of how much free beer can be given to us since we have no way of controlling ourselves apparently.

            • ZacHart96

              Beer is beer as long as it's not Mike's, Zima, Smirnoff, Beast, Natty, or the Stone… Take your preference and chive on!

        • Ben afflack

          Boston isn't at the forefront of anything except for dudes blowing dudes


      • Osgood

        Yes, Fuck Boston, Blue Moon is good, Rolling Rock is piss.

      • Beer is good

        India Pale Ales or nothing.

        • The_Dood

          My favorite style as well, but I enjoy just about any beer that has flavor. But I'm completely fine with the majority of people I've met not liking IPAs. The more people that don't drink IPAs the more HopSlam there is for the rest of us…

        • Dr_StrangePants

          Someone's gotta drink 'em I guess.
          IPA's aren't my first choice, so damn hoppy.
          But I know a lot of effort goes into them too.

    • The_Dood

      Better than anything with light/lite in the name… but I totally agree.

      • tv_paul

        Yeah, Rolling Rock is a Hoover Beer for sure…it's damn near water.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          the devil is that?

      • adam

        Sam Adams, Guiness, Amstel Light, Heineken, New Castle, Shock Top are all great beers

    • andreasencj

      She's a Husker fan man, of course she is wicked awesome.

    • Tony

      I have to agree. Rolling Rock? She is from Nebraska so as a corn-based beer it might be accepted out there.

  • Gmoney

    #5 I wanna motorboat those funbags!

  • boobman

    #5 almost couldn't go on!

  • Larry Longarms

    Yes, because bewbs.

  • Rocky

    #14 #17 My brain is having trouble breathing right now.

  • Mike

    Meaghan J. Please don't go! We need you on our team. Another smokin hottie goes to the other side. Dammit

    • KyleGamgee

      Maybe she's just visiting?

      She can come and go as she damn well pleases, I say.

    • sfb101

      Maybe she's a switch hitter!:p

    • http://twitter.com/tcutt2006 @tcutt2006

      she already said she is straight, so thank god for that. there is still a glimmer of delusional hope for you.

    • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

      I'm a fan of males, don't you worry!

      • VTChivette

        I got you, Meaghan J.! I have some major girl crushes :), including you! You're beautiful, and your smile is genuine.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        So…no hanging out with brunette megan?
        I think a lot of people are equally disappointed by that.

      • Wood

        I want to have 8 kids with you asap!

        • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

          I actually don't like kids, sorry.

          • https://www.facebook.com/adam.runcie Adam E Runcie

            You just got another 1^Up in my book from this comment. Kids will be the death of me.

          • Leddy420

            I don't like kids either, but making them sure is damn fun!

        • http://twitter.com/tcutt2006 @tcutt2006


  • Trav1121

    One word for this situation: Awesome! Good luck with whatever happens!

  • KCJake

    I don't think the Chivers need to weigh in at all. I think #30 says enough.

    • Ben Dover

      Kiss and post lots of pics of it!!

    • guest

      gay is gay

      • Tru Chiver

        agreed. carpetmunchers are just as bad as cock-suckers. very unchive like.

      • Rucas

        And Stupid is stupid. I'm lost on your point. I think they would make an amazingly hot couple. Chive on.

  • CW Muse

    This is officially stored in the spank bank

    • Darth Vader

      you actually masturbate to this shit? lol what a loser

  • https://thechive.com F3n1x187

    Chive you need to get these girls to the chive office

    I freaking love em, they are awesome!!!


    They need to get together, burn those bras, show us them humps and gaps and then #30

  • theViRUS

    Big fucking deal. Two 5's at best and the interwebz goes crazy. You guys know I can hit up 99% of the internet and not have to see a partial nerd (no special edition dvds?) try and relationship it on up but I can see two aids infested 10's do naughty naughty things. Bring back thethrottle, stupids.

    • ben

      ah, you must be new here. now gtfo

      • theViRUS

        good bye

      • Vin

        nah dude she doesnt have any special edition dvds

    • bogger

      gtfo mf

    • frogg

      fuck you buddy, fuck you!

      • theViRUS

        Nah, I'm not new. I come here and see svatily clad chicks and the same reddit photos all the time. I wish I lived my life vicariously through a bunch of photo hacks (please gimmie a tshirt!) Boo on all of you. You're better than that.

        • theCuRE

          ^penis wrinkle.

        • Randy

          hahaha That was some funny stuff! KCCO

        • http://www.facebook.com/evening.s.barron Whiskey Rose Knight

          Oh dear. You don't get laid often do you? KCCO

          • Ginger hater

            Oh dear you don't have a soul do you? Then I guess that makes your opinion invalid

          • Tru Chiver

            chive logic: the guys who allude to spanking it to partially clothed chicks on a humor website are the ones that get laid often. seems legit.

          • Ron Swanson

            Yeah. Shame on him for having an opinion that goes against the grain. How will he ever cope with all the thumbs down he's garnered as well as the many negative comments? Oh, he should also prepare for nasty comments from people that are somehow offended that he doesn't share their automatic +1ing of anything with boobs.

          • http://Tube8.com Simon_Phoenix

            I am totally digging your user name!!

        • Captain Obvious

          I think out of all the "Chivettes" that are on this site, maybe 10 – 20% are legitimate. The rest are photos downloaded from who knows where. I didn't know that using MS Paint to type KCCO! over a picture counted as proof that it came from the subject of said photo. Talk about gullible.

          • RakishLass

            While I do think this guy is being a bit of a dick, I agree with you. I'm more inclined to believe the ones that have handwritten notes or are wearing chive swag. This has been my opinion all along. I do, however, think both these girls are adorable.

        • Dr_Batman

          You're going to miss everything cool in life and die angry.

        • https://www.facebook.com/Apollo2276 Colin Barnard

          Trolling much? GTFO jotnar

    • Kodos

      how was that stage production of "The Wiz", SissyBoy?

      now fuck off

    • Captain Obvious

      Careful. You're having an opinion that goes against the grain. This will garner you many negative comments and thumbs down. Oh, also prepare for nasty comments from people that are somehow offended that you don't share their automatic +1ing of anything with boobs.

      • Indeed

        We also don't like people that copy and paste the same comments over and over.

    • harold

      A 10 with aids?? And you think these women are 5s?? Are you nuts, or gay?? If you cant do better than crap like that gou need to find somewhere to be than the chive.

      • Scott

        I agree I feel like aids instantly knocks at least 7 points off, "The Virus" is dumber than a dried cum stain……with aids.

      • harold

        Of course i'm a pathetic loser who lives in my mom's basement and proudly faps to anything with bewbs

      • Jesus

        Trust me, they're nothing special. Okay, I'll admit a girl who can appreciate beer and sci fi and all the rest of our man-crap is pretty cool. But that doesn't make her any hotter. They're okay. That's it. If you're throwing that much of a shit fit over him not considering them hot, I think it says more about you than him.

        • Mohatama

          100% this. Of course, to The Chivers, that just means you're gay/a basement-dweller/bitter/can't get laid……

    • Craig

      Last time I checked no one forced you to come to this site nor to look at the posts. Seems like an uttter waste of time for you to do something you don't like. They have medication seek help you find something that makes you happy without raining on other ppls parades. Or stay miserable free country. The rest of us will enjoy what we see and KCCO.

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