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Chiver arrives at theCHIVE offices for an AXE® Hair makeover (video)

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A few weeks ago we placed a callout on theCHIVE asking for Chivers who might be willing to donate their locks to charity and help us shoot an AXE® Hair makeover here at theCHIVE offices. Steve is not an actor, the former Brown football player was a great sport. Enjoy his spot…

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  • samantha

    He does look much nicer imho

    • ColaChiver

      "I'd have sex with that guy" – She's Out of My League

    • Annie

      Sadly… We don't get to see many hott chivers…

      • KyleGamgee

        There's always Hot Men of The Berry.

      • Andy

        Here's the thing, Annie. For a girl to snap photos of herself being sexed up is a normal, natural thing. But for a man, despite how handsome (I/he) may be, (don't/doesn't) want to take pictures of (myself/himself) because it's gay. Only time you'll see me on here is if some random chivette decides to instagram a photo with me at the bar and sends it in because one of us was wearing a chive tee.

    • Annie

      'Cause I'm so manly I can't go an entire thread without something to fap to.

    • Pinky

      Agreed. Made me relize what a bunch of ugly loafs the chivers are.

      • Spelling police

        Pinky

        Realize* – and loaves but loafs is also acceptable.

      • SirBoobsalot

        wow, if a guy makes comments like that about chivettes he's get some serious thumbs down!

        Shame on you ladies!

  • Will

    Teddy bear is a nice touch

  • Ashley

    "I only slept 12 hours last night" that's rough man, I feel your pain.

    • HumpDan

      Haha I didn't even catch that. Maybe it's a normal though for me.

  • some hairy dude

    I'd let you shave my back if I could go to the chive offices

    • 2257

      Hell, I'd let them shave my wife's vagina, if I could go to the Chive offices.

      • Wet_tosti

        The lawnmower big enough for that job still needs to be invented!

  • HannahP

    He's f*cking hot

    • Craigery

      I'm a dude, and even I think he looks hot post-haircut. No homo.

      • SoCal Dude

        Your proclamation of "no homo" following a statement that you believe another dude is sexually attractive does nothing to hide your gayness.

        • jim_wood

          You clearly don't understand the power of "no homo"

          • Wantomas

            I don't want to sound gay or nothing….but fires are romantic.

            • MikeyP

              I don't wanna sound gay or nothin…but I think unicorns are kickass

              • https://www.facebook.com/ryan.fox.3745 Ryan Fox

                I don't think too many people caught that one lol

                • Josh

                  I did thumbs up

        • Craigery

          "Your proclamation of "no homo" following a statement that you believe another dude is sexually attractive does nothing to hide your gayness." FYI: My proclamation of "no homo" following a statement that I believe another dude is attractive was a joke. Seems like everyone got it but you.

          • Fail

            It's called gay love.

          • 0938

            or you all could stop being so unreasonably insecure in your masculinity over the internt. crazy, i know. serious business.

            • Texas

              I read GQ magazine- no homo.

              • dan25

                i watch gay porn. No Homo.

        • http://www.facebook.com/NickKosul Nick Salty Kosul

          Coming from SoCal Dude….

    • JillLeah

      Mmmm… Yup. Yup.. that he is.
      Lady boners unite !

      • st33

        Lady boners. LMAO

    • https://www.facebook.com/Dweppler08 DeAnna Michelle Weppler

      I thought he was decent with the long hair, but after it was chopped, my mind went, "damn!" 🙂

      • blueberry

        I thought he was decent with the long hair, too, but after he took his shirt off, my mind went "hot damn!" He could shave his head and dye his scalp puke green and still be hot, as long as he had those abs.

    • justin

      I am also "no homo"(except for my love of interior decoration), I also found him to be quite handsome in a seedy bathhouse kind of way. again, …no homo.

  • oxy

    how long did it take to grow that mane?

    • guest

      only 2 years!

  • Sammy

    They cut thors hair!

  • BerryGIRL

    Ummm why isn't he on HMOTB??

  • SuperDanMan4290

    I need to workout more….yeah

    Best,

    ~Superdanman

  • fanguy

    isn't that the source of all Thor's power? send me the locks, I'll cure world peace with them

    • Craigery

      You're thinking of Samson.

    • JDB85

      Cure world peace… that's gold.

  • David

    I see they put his hair in a ponytail before they cut it, so I'm assuming they donated it. Nice touch!

    • NcouthYouth

      Assume away. Or read the text below the video.

      • http://www.facebook.com/evening.s.barron Whiskey Rose Knight

        What text? There isn't an explanation below the video. I seem to remember something about them donating the hair when they posted about this to begin with?

        • McBoogerballs

          It's those words placed in a specific order so that they form sentences. Literally right below the video.

  • DudeBro

    That hair girl is pretty hot, i have done it to

  • Gersbermps

    The stylist is in fact hot. Good call.

  • Dick Salad

    Just gonna go on a limb and say…. gay

    That shit is gayer than a dick salad

    • observer

      and i noticed your name is Dick Salad so….

      • Craigery

        You get jokes? Me too!

    • yoyo

      Dude crushes box.

  • just a grrrl

    He's HAWT, sorry there are girls on this site too, boys 🙂 <3

    • no doors

      well i am a guy and…yep you're right he is hot…fuck

      • Craigery

        You forgot to say "no homo"!

        • no doors

          is it weird if I don't mind forgetting that, just this once?

        • no doors

          believe it or not, i'm secure enough in my masculinity not to give a shit.

        • Drunky

          LOL sry after reading those other comments that made me laugh really hard

      • Sampson

        I have a man boner for him

        • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Uh, you share too much.

          • dkellyb

            Sharing is caring. 🙂

        • Fail

          It's called gay love.

          The sooner you admit it the happier you will be.

          • McBoogerballs

            Boner

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      If i were a chick, i'd let him get it in!

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        I agree, women come to this a damn lot Chive 😉 thanks for this hottie post for us

  • let me in

    chive needs to throw a party at their office. it's like the virtual playboy mansion now I hear

  • Naya

    That white boy was hot before an after! Whooo!

  • Cassopea

    DUDE! What did you do?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Sampson

    I like his teddy bear.

    • Chivette

      I'd like to be his teddy bear 😀

      • McBoogerballs

        I'd bang his teddy bear…..no homo

  • Edge

    Hell Yeah.

  • Justin Cider

    You'll regret it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ciera.schoen Ciera Schoen

    Holy Shit HES HOTT… can you have chivette tryouts for him!?! good looking chivettes deserve great chivettes…

    • http://www.facebook.com/ciera.schoen Ciera Schoen

      lmao no homo… i ment chivers need chivettes

      • Rosol beat Nadal!

        Good looking stupid people deserve other good looking stupid people.

    • FarmBoy

      Can we have Chiver tryouts for you?

  • Sade

    He's hot – with or without!

  • Jessica

    OMG! Can we have more pics/videos of him please?!? He looks good with any kind of hair!! theBERRY needs to get some of him 🙂 haha

  • JOE DOE

    bastard… im off to the gym I will get back in shape

    • Jezdezpez

      You needed a douche bag from a commercial to realize this? You've got to be kiddin' me… this is a new level for stupidity

    • furburger

      Are you JOHN's brother?

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