• mikeraw

    is #5 overly attached GF?

    • Yipthatsall

      only if this post read 'newly single chivettes that prefer to lick their girlfriends'

      • Guest

        Most of these are over attached! You broke up for a reason, use it! Don't try and get your ex back. Move forward. Not back

  • https://www.facebook.com/GnomieJ Mitch Japczyk

    #25 Marry me

    • SAChiverSteven

      I prefer a girl that's more into World of Warcraft or Battlefield 3 / Modern Warfare 3
      But for her I'll look past the Skyrim thing πŸ™‚

      • Adam

        WoW eh? So you prefer your women from a distance and never talking to you?

      • https://www.facebook.com/GnomieJ Mitch Japczyk

        I will buy this girl all the horses in Tamriel. *Engage nerd boner

        • Lick my nuts

          OMG I play skyrim I am so super interesting! I probably also have tattoos to mask the fact that I am indeed boring as shit and exciting as a toaster!

          • Average Nerd Chick

            and I'm liek such a nerd! i have a batman shirt, and i know that Batman is actually alfred or jarvis(or whateves that butler guys' name is). and i gots glasses with no lenses that i wear with my mini skirt, because nerd girls are hawttt!!! my biggest crush is captain kirk from star wars! <3<3<3

    • Dan

      I have extra crimson nirnroot to help you along.

      Also could i have just one hair from your golden head?

      • Epitomizer

        That creeped me out bro.

        • Dan

          If you're nerdy enough to like Skyrim, you're nerdy enough to understand the reference.

          • windowlicker

            So Skyrim is pretty creepy then.

          • Captain Crunch

            skyrim was a financial blockbuster. much like Batman, Spiderman, and Star Wars, it is not nerdy.

      • FoolOfATook

        LOTR reference too?

        • SamwiseGamgee

          I can't carry the ring, but I can carry you Mr. Froto

          • Damn Right


            • Samantha B

              I do play MW3, just prefer Skyrim πŸ˜‰

              • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

                Awesome πŸ™‚

              • Tru Chiver

                i'm obliged to think this is awesome, because i have no idea what an actual nerd is, and therefor am inclined to believe any chick who plays videogames and knows who Spiderman is must be OMG SUCH A GEEK GODDESS WHO MUST MARRY ME!!! KCCO

              • JustAnotherGuy

                I'm still rocking Black Ops πŸ˜€ but the Skyrim thing is awesome. I do have to ask though since no one else has, what did you do to your wrist?

    • JESSE

      she can still use lefty to jerk me off

    • #25

      stop being such a beta-male pussy worshipper who asks random women on the internet to marry you, then we'll go from there.

      • https://www.facebook.com/GnomieJ Mitch Japczyk

        Where are you getting pussy worshiper from? Because I think a girl who plays a game is cute? Yeah you sure got me.

      • ky boy

        She speaks her mind.. nice number 25 and your beautiful you wont be single long

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.ingram.758 Christopher Ingram

      I'd fight over the Xbox with her.

  • Oltimey

    FOOLS….All of their ex's FOOLS I tell ya!

    • Preston

      Right it wouldn't be possible that they are all bat shit crazy…..

      • jared

        behind every hot chick is a guy somewhere who is tired of putting up with their shit!
        some guys are idiots but then alot of girls are crazy too

      • meh

        And quite whore-ish as well obviously.

    • John Wayne

      it's no ball having ass kissers like you that give women the impression they can act like such vapid attention whores. booooo, you suck.

      • Gurf

        Likes to look at half naked chicks then calls them attention whores

        • Tim

          so then they're both attention whores. the chicks are still attention whores.

    • The Gronski

      No matter how hot they are or appear, somewhere, someone is tired of their shit!

  • tv_paul

    #15 Whatever town you move to the guys sure are lucky.
    #36 Birthday/holiday breakups are really a dick move.

    • Vic

      damn #15 is awesome!

      • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

        I hope she's moving to San Diego

    • Epitomizer

      I'm sure her brother can't wait to see her partially exposed boobs from Afghanistan. He'll be so proud.

      • hwath

        #15 Please add MOAR for FLBP. For the love of Chivers everywhere, MOAR please!

  • Oltimey

    And did anyone else giggle when they noticed the 'tap it' button under the chivettes????

    Tap it?!??! Yes, yes I would!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003957329034 Chris Candel

      Apparently you're not that old yet, good eye. Had to scroll back and yes, guilty of giggling and of tapping it!

  • Fuhrer D

    Number 1/ 29, is so fine. Moar of here.

    • Fuhrer D


      Darn you auto text, oh and first (never said that before).

  • Jeff

    #4 your ex is nuts! You look superb!

    • Vic

      hell ya #4 is good enough for me!!

      • KYLExGOOD

        No face, no judgement. She could have "kid rock" forehead for all you know.

    • oughtnot

      Looks aren't everything ….

    • Devil Ad

      Assuming she talks… She might be a bitch. Althought he might just be a prick and she's an angel. Either way, smoking hot body!

  • Drock

    I don't trust anything without a face … And #7, hello!

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I am loving the golden snitch necklace

  • RF3

    #38 Incredible eyes

    • Beaker

      Got a little bit of Scarlett Johansson to her…boing!

      • Jake

        I freaking wish.

    • John Daniel

      incredible DSL.

    • Barf

      MOAR please.

    • Scott

      I thought #14 had the best eyes, but maybe that's just me.

  • BigPup

    #15 I have a feeling you wont be for long!

    • habsfanx

      ??? Why would her bro want to see a pic of his half naked sister ???? creepy shit

      • windowlicker

        Completely creepy. Along with 99% of these comments.

      • Ak137

        #15 my brother doesn't chive know this for a fact

    • Johnny O

      I think we need to hang out very soon.

    • matt

      please tell me youre moving to DAYTONA FL

  • angel envious

    I would treat you all as angels..your all AMAZING!!!

    • nate33uc

      until they all turn out to be like the rest of the chicks in the world…at least in this day and age. Not complaining or saying that all of these girls wouldn't be an amazing catch, but chicks are needy, bitchy, and like to complain. It is what it is. And #8 #17 #24 #29 could bitch and moan to me all day long.

    • windowlicker

      Dude, that's pretty creepy. And so is your name.

    • TulsaSmartassChiver

      You're *

    • 4398u

      you're the problem with men today. no balls. put women on pedestals. even women hate that shit, they play you losers for the attention, but never actually give you any. lol

  • Al Bundy

    MOAR #19

    • FunKiller

      I have to agree, those eyes are amazing!!

    • Jeff

      Here kitty, kitty!

  • Jeff

    #28 great hump & a fan of a great football team! Keep calm you won't be single long!

    • BrownieElf

      I wish my brownies were good enough to make it a rivalry again πŸ™

    • Max

      Go Stillers!!!!!!

    • AAC

      Nice to see a Pittsburgh girl for any reason.

    • Mr. P. Manning

      Yeah it must have felt real good when Tebow beat the great Steelers πŸ˜›

      • http://twitter.com/pghchivette138 @pghchivette138

        I'm sorry, "Mr. Manning," but how many superbowls has your team won? Wait, NOT six?

        • Jake

          Jets Jets Jets. Although, I'm a Texans man at heart.

    • Steelerman247

      Steeler Nation and a hottie, it don't get no better.

    • Jeff

      Steeler girl, can we have MOAR? And can we see how beautiful you are next time? Maybe for MTG Monday?

      • http://twitter.com/pghchivette138 @pghchivette138

        I'm also in today's Hump Day post. And even though someone commented that I need a bikini wax, I can assure you that it's just a shadow. There hasn't been anything down there in YEARS. Also, you're always welcome to follow me on twitter.

        • Jeff

          Holy hell Lea what a body, I just saw your hump day post! I'm originally from a suburb east of Pittsburgh but I'm now stuck out here in Bungle country! Once again, you are quite a beautiful woman & I know you won't be single for too long!

          • http://twitter.com/pghchivette138 @pghchivette138

            Thank you. πŸ™‚

    • Zack

      I'm happy to see hot Pittsburgh girls chive let's see three champion teams this year

  • BigPup

    #29 have mercy, you are amazing!

    • Jay

      Nice hump there.

    • Flip

      amen to # 29!! That is beauty at its finest….

    • AssClown

      I'll dip my ivory in her ebony :ifyouknowwhatImean:

      • traffic

        dats jus sik wtf as rhino gota do wi it


      Kelly Rowland look-alike?

    • jun

      #29 – your ex was an freaking moron. His loss, you're stunning.

      • tee

        dime piece. Enough said.

      • burt reynolds


        • steez t

          you must have bad taste sir !

    • Maverick

      Wow. Not going to be single for long. Especially if I met you.

    • Quinn

      I would move heaven and hell to see MOAR!

      • Xander

        Unfortunately you weight 115 lbs and couldnt do either.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      what a gorgeous lady, has it all

  • Jeff

    #27, I just lost my senses seeing your hump!

    • panama99

      Girl, he got rid of you and you keep hoping that he will come to his senses……if he does it will just be to have sex with you then dump you again.

      Listen to me, move on. Find another guy who is going to appreciate you for who and what you are. In the long run you will be happier.

      Good luck.

      • Jeff

        Amen Panama.

      • Filbur

        Agreed! Call me?

  • Jason

    First!!!!!!! lol lets bring that back

  • iRu

    #6 his loss indeed. I'd date the flying fucks out of you <3

    • Lookin 4 Mike Hunt

      I'd date the fucks that don't fly out of you <3

    • Tru Chiver

      i'd worship you and make you my goddess! marry me! MOAR! so i can give her my balls to carry around in her purse! KCCO

  • Hubert_Cumberdale

    #29 LOVE me some HOT chocolate!!! MMMMMM!!!!

    #38 You can just tell she's out of her fucking mind, crazy.

    • FunKiller

      The crazy ones are the fun ones!!

    • baasic

      why is she crazy?

      • Hubert_Cumberdale

        You can see it in the face/eyes.

        • #38

          That's stupid. She's making a funny face in it. If she was smiling would she be crazy? Probably not. You obviously know how to pick them.

  • Fuck da bitches

    A new crop of attention-starved, newly single whores who probably deserved to be dumped.

    • SAChiverSteven

      There is a saying: No matter how beautiful she is, someone, somewhere is full of her shit.
      You're still an asshole

      • Chuck

        I believe it's 'tired of her shit', but. same difference.

        • SAChiverSteven

          I noticed that after I posted, some people won't even notice πŸ˜‰

          • FunKiller

            This guy noticed…..

      • luke

        Can we retire this please?

    • WTF

      Right on.

    • windowlicker


    • http://www.facebook.com/dee.linderman Travis Linderman

      what the hell are u gay…… and most of them post pics to still feel good about them selfs cuz ass holes make em feel like there nothing and the others just post em cuz they can if they got they going flaunt it nothing wrong with that

      • chivette

        this is the exact truth this is whty i did it thank you

      • Chuck Norris

        god forbid they develop some damn SELF-ESTEEM. there's a reason it's considered unhealthy to rely on other people's opinons of you. but no, everyone wants to be told how special/beautiful/unique they are without bringing something to the table. instead it's "ooops, i just happened to be shot with nothing but panties on and an apron, after rolling out of bed with my hair and make-up perfectly done, and decided to make bacon like i do every day". then you idiots oblige with "OMG WHAT A GODDESS! MARRY ME! MOAR! HER BOYFRIEND WAS OBVIOUSLY A GAY BASEMENT DWELLING FAG!! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A FAG!!

        it's pathetic, and they basically play you losers out for the free attention while you're left with another date with Pamlea Handerson. *Now back to your regularly schedualed programming of "Anyone doesn't put pussy on a pedestal is obviously Gay".

      • chivette#2

        Actually, my picture was posted on here, and I wasn't the one to post it, so maybe the ones that don't have text written on the pictures aren't necessarily attention-getters either.

    • RMB

      I somewhat agree. too bad alot of the pretty girls do not have the attitude to match

    • true story

      Amen brother.

    • 4398u

      100% agree.


    #37 Win!!

    • Kim

      #37 were in mass??

      • MA_KCCO

        Leominster, for me.

        • MA chivette

          Medford for me

          • MA_KCCO

            So when is the unofficial MA Chive meetup?

            • MA Chivette

              Haha idk. Any ideas??

              • MA_KCCO

                Aug 31 in Worcester?

                • Tru Chiver

                  kewl. i'll bring the buckets of lube, butt-plugs, and cock-socks. KCCO

                  • MA_KCCO

                    No need, they only allow products purchased on site at the Golden Banana.

                • Hutch

                  I'm in Worcester

  • That Guy 13

    I dont want to sound greedy but #13 or #31

  • Pedrorules


    • Laina137

      Already made it to sexy chivettes today πŸ˜‰

  • Jeff

    #8 I'd love to help you minding that gap!

    • Epitomizer

      Nice hiney.

    • joe

      Hi sweetie your beautiful text me some time 585-506-7923 πŸ˜‰

  • Izzy

    #33 i'd date;)

    • Skid

      I just don't under stand why fuckin beautiful

      • Ron Swanson

        when you graduate high-school and start dating, you'll understand.

    • Yup

      She's probably high maintenance…


      She should be at the top!!!

      • McSmizzle

        totally agree.. hottest one by far

    • FunKiller

      I'd mate……date, I'd date her too!!

    • Really??

      Date? Are you serious bro? That's a big statement to make from a pic. I'd f*ck for sure. When are some of these chivers on her going to understand that there is more to a relationship than looks. And just because a guy broke up with these women dosen't mean there crazy. Sometimes people just don't work out together. If it were so simple everybody would be married before their early twenties.

      • wimpy

        there is something more than physical attraction?

  • Fact Man

    Next, please make a post about how crazy each of these women are. Contact their ex's and find out why they dumped them. That would be hilarious. Every girl is crazy, that's a fact, but every girl is not a total crazy psycho bitch (there's an excellent chance many of the girls in this post are).

    Remember, behind every attractive single women- there's a man that got totally sick of her stupid shit and told her to GTFO.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.herbert.35 Brian Herbert


      • Jake

        If you guys truly believe every girl is crazy, you're dating the wrong type of girls. I'm not sure I've dated a single crazy girl or dumped her because I was sick of her; we have just broken up because we move on.

    • Da_Boz

      A-Fucken-Men… Used to date model type girls all the time due to being somewhat shallow and more into looks… It wasn't until I started dating a beautiful young lady, but not a model for sure, did I realize that unless they started out ugly, personality has a much harder time developing if you have always been hot and treated like a goddess…

      • Pat

        "used to date model types" what a fuxking loser

        • Irony is king


          Learn to spell, you fuxing loser

          • Epitomizer


          • Tyno


          • Heathen

            Oh boo hoo!

      • Da_Boz

        Not saying that is the case with these beautiful women, but the ugly duckling that turned beautiful has thge whole package.

      • Tim


        • Tru Chiver

          i know right? it's totally impossible for anyone to get a chick any higher than a 7. it's IMPOSSIBRU!!!! KCCO

      • TheTruth

        You're a tool.

    • Interstate78

      Indeed it makes you wonder. When your woman is such a looker why you'd go and dump her

      Oh but maybe they are mostly the dumpers and not the dumpees

      • chivette#2

        YESSS.. thank you

    • ZenkTheTanK

      Ya… Keep telling yourself that because they are single and hot they must be crazy… great logic

      • Triditru

        makes about as much sense as the idea that "because they're single their exes must be gay". no, actually it makes less.

    • http://twitter.com/beagleracing @beagleracing

      must *everyone* always quote the most overused b.s. statement about hot women? Ever think that guys are just idiots? Women do mature quicker than men. fact!

      • Professor Squeegee

        Girls mature faster than boys and are generally more intelligent than boys when you compare them at the same age. After puberty Men are generally slightly more intelligent than women. You can actually research this topic instead of blindly wielding " overused bs ".

        Now KCCO


        Smile already.. πŸ™‚

        • Chivette

          Then maybe you should research this topic more in peer reviewed journals. Look into intelligence test designs and biases based on gender and sub-culture because you, my friend, are misinformed.

          • Scott

            Actually Honey, it's you who are vastly misinformed. And by the way, who let you out of the kitchen anyway?

            • Deez nuts

              Haha he makes an excellent point

              sammich: now.

              And stop trying to sound super smart and shit.. "peer reviewed journals" my ass, what did you and your girlfriends review them?

              • Chivette

                Yes, I just graduated with my Psy.D. this year. I'm the one who researches and administers cognitive batteries. That's why I'm not in the kitchen.

                • Still no sandwich

                  Didn't think they gave out Psy.D.'s in the kitchen, exactly which kitchen are you in hunny?

                • Alex

                  Nobody cares what you graduated with. Really, you could be lying too, this is the internet after all.

                  I like mine on whole wheat with bacon and turkey. Thanks πŸ˜‰

                • A degree? NO WAY!

                  A piece of paper that says you went to school and got good grades? *slow clap* A degree shows nothing of intelligence, it shows you know how to digest information and then regurgitate it when having to take a test. KUDOS!

            • The Gronski


          • Ron Swanson

            yeah, 'cause it's not like 90 something percent of overall contributions to mankind were made by men…….

          • Professor Squeegee

            This is not my first time posting a comment on subjects that I am no expert. It's not shocking to me that one gender matures quicker. Quite frankly, I would except women to mature sooner. Biologically it's just makes more sense for the women to get a head start, because for the love of god it takes them forever to get ready. Plus boobs! win win.

            But what does a squeegee know? I am here for the humor, not debate.

    • Kylie J.

      funny, i'm on this, my husband CHEATED on me, we were separated due to the military, and all i ever did was raise our child, clean, cook, massage his feet, back, and hands, have a beer ready for him when he came home, and I caught him, I was willing to try and fix it, he just didn't love me any more, now he is begging for me to come back. nope!

      • Wow

        I was in the military and a lot of the wives were cheating on their husbands while they were at work or deployed..claiming thy were "lonely" I guess your first idea was to pose on chive?? Hahaha

        • Kylie J

          Actually. I never did one single thing. I'm 100% faithful. When he kissed my friend. When he said he would marry his ex. Oh bless his heart. I never posted until now. And I'm fully dressed. I have dignity and respect for my body. πŸ™‚

          • Nice

            Kylie, which pic??

            If he cheated on you after you were doing all that for him he's a dipshit. Just my opinion.

            • windowlicker

              Smooth my man! Smooooth! Keep it up! I think that you're seriously about to score!

            • Kylie J


          • NTG

            I'm sorry you went through all that.

            But I have to be honest and say you sort of set yourself up for it if you ignored his actions like kissing your friend and saying he'd marry his ex-girlfriend. Those were pretty clear signs as to his character, and you should've had more self-respect than that.

            • Kylie J

              He did it all while we were apart, when I caught him I confronted him, he ran outta the house, while I was standing there bawling. He came back saying I want a divorce, and now he is asking for me to come back! No can do my good sir!

              • NTG

                Oh I see. Those details change things, I suppose! I just gave my opinion based on what I read, so I take back what I wrote.

                You're a very attractive woman with a nice smile, so I'm sure others will agree with me when I say: I hope you find someone very special soon.

                • Kylie J.

                  Oh I understand what you were meaning. Trust me! I should have worded it better! But thank ya kindly darlin!

                  • NTG

                    You're most welcome.

                    • The Gronski

                      Meanwhile, in Metropolis……

      • sorry

        Kylie – I'm sorry that happened to you… If I wasn't VERY happily married with my own little people I'd make sure you were!

        • you should be sorry

          translation: if it wasn't for my wife and kids, i'd marry you. nice.

      • Turkey Sandwich

        real american hero, GI JOE!

      • JEN

        give him a chance! you don't know if he changed

      • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

        Don't take him back. Ever.

    • rsjem1979

      There really should be a rebuttal section of these "Newly Single" posts. Simply being hot isn't reason enough to stay with a girl.

      • Rue

        You def said it!

    • windowlicker

      Attention whores.

    • Ghost in the Machine

      Seriously, if your woman is acting crazy, it's probably because you're either a bad judge of character in the first place or a twat. Nothing wrong with a woman if you know what you're doing.

    • ANDY7290

      thank you for posting about the crazy factor i was getting ready to do it until i read yours.

    • Thank you.

      A -fucking-men!

    • kevin

      Truth, if my ex was on here people would think she is bangin but I laugh at the next fool to try date her.

      • Tru Chiver

        no. chive logic dictates that you're either lying, gay, or a gay liar because it's impossible to get with a chick any better than a 7. no exceptions. KCCO

    • Retired Navy

      Remember beauty is only skin deep!!!! I have to agree w/ Fact Man somewhat. It actually goes both ways. Some men are knights in shining armor. Some are retards in tin foil!

    • Buffalo

      Either that or there is a lot of stupid men out there who don't know what they have….i agree most women are crazy but, they probably got there due to a stupid man. I would think that any man would put up with some pretty crazy sh*t to be with any of these chicks just because of their looks if nothig else. I know beauty is only skin deep and lots of good looking chicks are hell to put up with however I didn't see a one that I would not try real hard to be with at least for a while πŸ˜‰

      • Sig Ep Chiver

        or maybe the men got fucked up because of the crazy bitches they had to deal with. but whatever, it's always men's fault these days. reverse-sexism is in vogue right now.

        • Jen_eh

          Not on the Chive

        • CompuNerd27

          Reminds me of the pic that was on TheChive the other day. Bitch meets nice guy who takes advantage of nice guy and turns him into an asshole, who then meets a nice girl and treats her like shit and turns her into a bitch, who then meets a nice guy… etc.

          Long story short, it's a 2 way street. Women, don't be super-jealous psycho freaks, and guys, don't be chauvinistic assholes. If you feel like you have no choice but to be any of these things, go to Jersey Shore where you belong.

    • IceColdBuddhha

      that is the smartest thing i've ever hear anyone say about anything!!!

    • Juice

      Dead on

    • The Gronski

      Nailed it!

    • will

      In the meantime, I volunteer to assist anyone of these ladies with the physical withdrawl they may be suffering from their recent loss.

    • chivette#2

      I dumped my last boyfriend because he didn't treat me that well, and he was hung up on me… why do all of you assholes think that the guy is always the one that got sick of the girl's shit? Stop being so arrogant and realize that maybe we get sick of your guys' bullshit, then tell you to gtfo.

      • Camas Krusher

        Exactly! There is no way that a blanket statement can be made. Every relationship is different, and so are the people involved. The fucktard that started this whole mess should be smacked upside the head.

        • chivette#2

          Exactly. 100%.

    • Kara

      Im number #14 – my ex cheated on me with his best mates girlfriend, reason was because i was "Too perfect", i have no idea how someone can be to perfect, but it broke my heart

    • Mazz

      your point is?

      every girl is crazy in some way. and guess what! you are too!

      it's just a matter of which crazy fits which crazy better!

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