Found: Ellie Gonsalves (21 Photos)

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  • flybirdsfly

    #16, She's pretty but please eat something.

    • swimfishswim

      You're observant, but please go play in traffic

    • Burt Reynolds

      I've got something she can eat…. HEY-OH!

      • FunKiller

        A cocktail weeny?

        • jmoasahkua


    • zzzzzzzzzzz

      can we stop with the "eat something"… she is in shape and not obese. yes, not the norm in the US, but not unhealthy.

      • vegasnites

        Totally agree.. was definitely looking for the "eat a burger" comment.

      • bob

        no but she is nearly anorexic.
        an extra sammich wouldn't hurt.

      • Lotus

        Can't agree with the in shape comment, definitely under weight and an unhealthy example

      • ps86

        agree 100%. don't get me wrong i love this country but if there's one thing we suck at it is nutrition. it's gotten so bad that Americans see healthy people like this and think that there's a problem because she doesn't look like the rest of us.

    • Jack Heroff

      #25 #32 This Chick has got it all….Smokin Hot and drop dead sexy…I'd punish that all day long.

    • Luar


    • Nick

      Are you serious!? Eat something?? She is perfect. If you like fat chicks go to another website

    • leroyjenkins

      Amen dude

      • Longpoo

        ANOTHAR CLONE!!!!!!

    • Rooster

      Are you fucking serious?!?! Nice haircut.

    • shoe

      i can't believe i'm actually shocked that americans have adapted to find thin unattractive…no wonder our obesity levels have soared

    • Tito1223e

      It's Called Exercise, Ever Heard of It??

    • Mr.NastyTime6

      she can eat me anytime

    • guest

      I got some sauseege for her, ova here!

  • DudeMcAwesome


    • McG

      Sweet Baby Jesus!!! Now that is deserving of a Chive page….Wow…

  • Dinger

    Guess what I just did for the last 4-7 minutes

    • Salt

      Look for it?

      • http://twitter.com/dbumbaco @dbumbaco


    • Dave

      You were practicing counting to 10 without using your fingers?

    • Macro

      Played with yourself for 20 seconds and then sat in disgust for the remainder?

      • Asolare


    • Condemned

      Pfffft, 4-7 minutes? I did it in like, 40 seconds. I win!




    • goglas

      watched gay porn?

    • Bill Boner

      Fa p to her nose.

    • Chris

      This was what I was watching in that time

      [youtube x8YgKBhnVuA&feature=player_embedded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8YgKBhnVuA&feature=player_embedded youtube]

      • Jon

        Pause at 3:05 πŸ˜€

        • ChurchoftheFonz

          BONUS! She's an Aussie!!! TOTALLY HOT!!!! PERFECTION. PERIOD
          (nice pause @ 3:05, Jon–sometimes ya gotta stop and smell the roses….)

  • emini

    nose job could really take her places

    • YouDouche

      Because I'm sure you have traveled far from your moms basement. Go away from here.

    • jewnicorn

      jealous beeotch!

    • hwath

      I think you should stick to trying to get 4s and 5s before you start even talking about 9s and 10s.

    • CareyH316

      You noticed her nose?

    • bob

      body- 10, face – 5

    • Mavis Bacon

      This is The Chive, we don't shame chicks here. You need to spend more quality time your mother.

    • ChurchoftheFonz

      STFU, emini!!!!!!!!!!!

  • MOAR

    #4 Giggity

    • Shenanigans

      Is that… Hair gel?

    • Jack Wagon

      something about Mary?

  • orangebanana

    I'll grab the spatula and the spray gun, you get the make-up and the fake tan.

    • Fall

      Thanks for pointing that out sir. I cannot understand how people can think those fake tans are sexy.
      It looks way weird n just plain bad.

    • EwC

      She lives in Australia.. I think she's nicely sun kissed

  • E=MChammered

    #8 They are all hot

    • Person

      I literally just fell in love…is that possible? You may not think so, but it happened.

    • Prick

      The brunette in the middle, 2nd from the left. Hottest

      • BOOM!

        This is the first time I will agree with a Prick

      • Pete

        her name is BECKY LAMB. also from Australia. search her up on Facebook/google.

    • Dustin

      I almost wish I was diagnosed with a deadly illness so the make-a-wish foundation could give me 1 day to hang out with the 4 of them.

    • K-9

      Hi. I'm rich. Who needs a ride home?

    • Aussie

      They're Australian, what do you expect?

      Chive, do an Australian feature on our girls?

  • O Simpson

    She's lucky i couldn't find my other glove!

  • Txheat81

    #33 WOW… please get to to be chivette of the week!

    • Kyle429

      If you can't tell that's not her, you need your eyes checked. Chive, not like I mind at all, but why the random Marisa Miller pic? This post is supposed to be celebrating that hot piece of Aussie perfection.

  • Guest

    #33 is definitely Marisa Miller

  • beef

    She's so perfect i cant even stand it!

    • RDS

      agreed. what I wouldn't give for just one minute with this goddess

  • ppssuu013

    How Can you say nOse job? She is hot. There is no need for that comment

    • imeanreally

      yes there is. and the fake tan and make are so think i bet they fall off in slabs every night.

  • Yeahitsme

    She's not the only thing that 'sploded!

  • Yup

    Whatever it is that you are doing…. Your doing right !

  • MOAR

    #33 are you sure about this one? Looks a lot like Marissa Miller.

  • Suckit

    Call the lumber jack, ive got wood!

  • ckron247

    #32 now that's my kind of girl!!!

  • stonewall_79

    #32 I love you!!!

  • jimctu
  • dcarroll1216

    OH My Lanta!

  • http://twitter.com/dbumbaco @dbumbaco

    #23 and #25 ZOMG!

    • Bangerang

      I was going to come up with a "down under" joke but I can't think straight.

  • EasternCanuck

    OMFG… She is one of the hottest woman i have seen on here….

  • whyme1973

    #11 #16 #33 Fuck.

  • architectmosby

    #3 #6 #17
    wow, perfect 10.

  • Wannamaker

    Sports bra….Check
    Gap…. Check
    Tight dress…..Check
    Middle of Nowhere….Check
    Tan Lines…..

    Oh, so close.

    • complete


    • donuts

      i like to assume that she tans naked.

      • imeanreally

        She has to or the tan would get all over her clothes.

        • whiskaleafa

          i mean, the chive said somethin about austrailia, and yea some of the pics looked orangr, but that could be the flash, but what do i know, im just a stiner..

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