Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Trippleye333

    Good Morning Chivers! It's Friday!! #35

    • Hypno

      Who dat?? She purdy.

      • Ander

        dude! Jennifer Love Hewitt!

        • FarmBoy

          How long ago? Looks different, or i'm just a dumbass.

          • ChrisDG74

            I think it's from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, 1998, not 100% sure though.

            • Urethra Franklin

              I think its from party of Five…damn im old

        • bob

          completely different girl, not jlh

    • JJJ

      please see #21 and tone down the excitement…;)

    • guest

      I think that's Kat Foster, not 100% sure though

    • Jamie

      It sure is!


    • assman

      that little flash of angry sexy intensity at the very end is SO SEXY, like the way she would be saying yes as I'm pounding her into oblivion…in my spank bank, slideshow: she's on it.

  • Someone

    #25 Pulled girl's pants down, she thought it was cute

    • Bubba

      This kid is awesome!

      • Texan

        Awesome kid is Awesome

    • just4fun88

      doing it right!

    • Oltimey

      The force is strong with this one. We must take great care not to let him turn to the douche side.

    • chiver

      thanks little buddy

    • Jeff

      Too bad someone gave the poor kid a mullet.

    • hehaha

      you mean pulled mom's pants down, she thought it was cute

  • Vic

    #5 i could wake up to those often…

    • Jon

      Cats and breasts… 3 of my favourite things!

      • $am

        Sweater kittens.

    • Epitomizer

      I bet that's not the first time those breasts have had a close encounter with a pussy.

  • scotology

    #3 Cool grads don't look at explosions

    • Crichton

      the guy in the purple dress is freaking me out

  • tim

    #14 this kid knows how to do it at an early age!

    • Nick

      If you mask of the left side of this gif, it looks like a really nasty porn

      • redsolocup


        • chiver

          yep…just another black guy shooting all over a white chick

      • DickTickle


    • Art

      kept waiting for the Brazzers logo to pop up

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      They never want it in their face….

      • CaptMike

        Yes they do

    • SouljaBoyBlows

      Super soak dat hooooooo!

    • J. D. Rage

      money shot!

    • digitalpimp

      yeah, until he pokes her eye out with his belly button

    • hehaha

      its okay he is adopted

  • KOrigin

    #29 What am I looking at here?

    • bigdinla

      Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil. Red neck style!

  • Deadpool

    #17 True.

    • JJJ

      Hate to say it, but doesn't the female flow-chart need some sort of loop back to the original story where she says 'what was I talking about…? oh yeah, that's right" and the whole process starts again?

      • https://www.facebook.com/hope.blakely.7 Hope Blakely

        Yes, yes it does 🙂

    • The Bacon Chronicles

      Look, not all of us women do that. I had a boyfriend back in high school who used to tell me to just get the story going and that I didn't need to give a back story on all the people involved. He totally cheated on me though with a girl who had a mullet. Serves him right that she cheated on him and got knocked up by some other guy. Anyway, I like to give a back story on everyone involved so you know who I'm talking about. Especially if that person is a major dickhole and everyone knows someone like that. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, that's right. Look, not all of us women do that.

      Bonus points if anyone actually read all that garbage:)

      • FunKiller

        …..I did…..and thank you, I think?!?!

    • sito1002

      How cool can it be to have Mr. Wade on the chive…? \m/

    • Dman

      The one I get a lot is when women are telling funny stories to their friends giggling uncontrollably in the middle of them. Somehow they can all understand wtf she's saying but to me it just sounds like a hyena telling a story.

  • Chris

    #53 is awesome

  • awhite2020

    #20 I wonder what they were renting?

    • Deadpool

      Sister Act

    • burt reynolds

      I think it's nun of your business what they're renting.

      • Bubba

        Your comment ma de me laugh. Thanks!

    • dusty0601

      They rent from that machine every week. It's a habit.

  • Stupid Monkey

    #14 she's a natural!

    • Whatever

      Except she doesn't like it in the face. She'll never make it in the industry.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #25 He knows what we like Humps on Friday, thanks kid

  • Christian

    #25 that kid is going places in life

  • MattKL

    #27 I never thought I'd approve of someone disrespecting Shark Week, but this is pretty cool.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #1 That's either Mac's desk or someone else has a cat fetish

    • DarkRonnie

      Have you explored the possibility that Mac has a cat fetish ?

    • Ispeakchive

      Is everyday cat Saturday now? Is this the Berry?

      • FunKiller


  • Derektx

    It might be because I am still THAT drunk, but this is one of the best DARs I have ever seen

    • babe winkleman

      You are so fucking cool, HOW drunk is THAT drunk

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Bra i once had six beers in one nite technically thats a binge
        I wreck my body i fuckin ruin meself

        • Billy

          Fuck you're stupid. I mean that in the nicest way possible.

    • goon

      You are. Because its not.

    • Will

      This is the Daily MORNING Awesomeness….. It is indeed, NOT the DAR.

  • RichMahogany

    #1 Mac's desk?
    #20 Their redbox habit is probably nun of our business..

  • Gursch

    fuck it's early, but cats #34

  • minz

    #31 respect! cashier taking drive-thru to a whole nother level

    • Rusty Shackleford

      Fuck that, how hard would it be for those assholes to scoot over an extra three feet?

    • SaukFox

      I agree with Rusty. Fuck that. Whenever a customer does that to me, I just barely stick my hand out and make them get out of their car. Why the fuck should I have to extend my whole body out of the damn window when they are too retarded to pull closer. I dont get paid for doing that shit.

      • You suck

        Hahaha…your big career move involves wearing a name tag.

  • imjake09

    #27 Good to know there are those out there to defend us from the sea raptors.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Fresh delaware runoff crabs

  • YourMom

    #6 "alright who's the asshole who put a cock in my beer?!"

  • jasgat66

    #20 "Dam it… I know Magic Mike is here"….

  • Chester

    I love big loose boobs.

    Think cantaloupe in a tube sock.

    • Dr_Zoidberrg

      the negative nancy's are out this morning. great comment sir kcco

  • http://www.facebook.com/brock.ramsey.5 Brock Ramsey

    #23 lmao Gaddafiiiiiiii

    • ShawnK1704

      i immediately started laughing at this and also saying oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

  • jchenabc

    #3 there goes their high school ….

    • fuckoffetcrr

      f u etcrr

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #23 What you got in there???

    • morebeer

      clearly a dick punch

    • Haywood Jablowmi

      Didn't everyone have a 'friend' like this? Douche…..

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