• at home


    When I play video games, my view is typically blocked by my mother or my half-idiot kid brother


    • Falcore


    • dorn

      good lord those turd cutters are perfect!!

    • Adam

      Yeah, you know something John? My life is pretty freaking awesome too! But you don't see me snapping pics and rubbing it in the faces of thos less fortunate!

      As a kid, I wanted to be a superhero. As an adult, I want to be John Resig.

    • Evan

      call me a homo, but the controllers are turned off in every picture. just sayin

    • photoshop?

      tell me, how can photo #1 and photo #19 be the same ass?

      • AB

        DAT ASS

  • toby


    So John was just getting a private tour of NASA with the chivette of the week and now, well, this…

    I can't even hate. Live the dream

    • SteelHorseCowboy

      I can, damn you John…. Damn you to hell….

    • Epitomizer

      I mean, god dammit, these girls are amazing. I just can't believe how hot they actually fucking are. Holy Shit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/marc.dannunzio.9 Marc D'Annunzio

      live the dream.. every mans dream… you are a god among men…

    • FreddiLee


    • Mark

      Definitly can't hate, but can still be friggin jealous 😀

      Maybe I should just move to the states, pictures like these make the 'American Dream' a lot more plausible.

    • Dave

      Agree! How he doesn't have a boner in this picture I will never know.

      • northerner

        Yeah, just knowing the absolute gorgeousness/hotness of what's pressing on the back of your neck in that pic would send me over the edge…PSHHHHHHHH!

    • Hoss

      John, I'm sure you get more ass than toilet seat. Way to be.

    • TommyKnockers

      You are the blue collar Hugh Hefner….

  • Grlzcntplay

    Girls cant play video games.

  • Travis

    #18 *drool

    • Makes No Excuses

      that blonde…. her hotness level is epic

      • tony74

        Nikki she is amazing…

    • Beev

      That is what the girl in the bottom left corner is doing

    • McSmizzle

      That sure doesn't look like that ring is supposed to be on that finger there….

  • tarp


  • JeffyBoy

    Screw your life, John

  • back2worknow

    Thank you John for saving the Chive today. We can always count on you!

  • KeepinCalm

    #24 I'd pay good money to be the back of john's head

    • ps86

      #9 i'd pay good money to be that couch

  • Kasey

    # 16 ….makes me proud to be a Bronco fan. Just wonderful

    • Kasey


      • Skermitt

        WOOO! Go Broncos! And this sexy brunette!

  • Tramp F. Artesian

    #1 – On the right, your ass is glorious.

    • okjhhgigf

      both are

    • Lou

      Yes….definitely yes

    • dreamweaver

      a little enlarged with photo shop, but hell so are most boobs and they too are extremely boneriffic

    • mtd

      now thats a great ass

  • Ben

    John…I wish us Chivers could walk in your shoes for just one day at the chive office…..
    *sigh*….one day…..

  • MrUpp07

    #1 I've never cared about Madden less in my life…

    • bob

      My god that is epic ass!

    • http://www.facebook.com/benjamin.j.english Benjamin J. English

      That's what I was thinking. This doesn't make Madden "Sexy." The girls were already sexy. They just happen to be playing Madden, which I find insipid, boring, and frankly, a little gay…

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      What's Madden?

  • Frank

    #8 Megan is still the hottest one in the pic.

    • Kevrhutch

      I love this pic!! It's awesome!!

    • https://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      Poor Mac hes always in the back……

      • Mike Ditka

        8 is da best

        • Jenny

          I like the subtle touch of the statue guy pondering on the table…

  • whyme1973

    #2 Mother of God
    #8 I know the feeling…pure awe of the ass.
    #22 That's what I'm talking about…keep going!

    Thank you for this.

  • kevin

    i got 2 things to im to old for video games and so are these chick but if they want something to really play with they can grabb on to my joystick anytime

    • dtownklinik

      Good god, what sort of grammatical nightmare shit storm is this?! I highly doubt any of these women would want to grab (with one b…it's the one that makes a "buh" sound) your semi-literate joy stick.

      • timbo


      • timbo

        Also, you misused your ellipses.

  • Oscuh

    #22 Chargers Win. Broncos Suck.

    • Aaron

      I don't think it was a coincidence that the best part of this whole shoot was done in a Bolt shirt. Donkeys can suck it!

      • YOYO

        I would take a 70% healthy Peyton over a 200% overrated Rivers. Just Saying!!

        • MJKIVP


        • MeisterMon

          Overrated? I don't think so! Never been overrated… now Manning is another story… great QB, one of the best! But the Bolts have OWNED HIM the last few years…

          But I digress… both women are beautiful!

      • hjdjdfs

        you can suck it fag

    • AtwaterHisAss

      This will be the Dolts only win over Denver this year…..and somehow…I'm completely ok with it!

  • Chad



  • chicago

    #18 next door office worker enjoys the view as much as I do…

  • Chubain

    I totally believe these 3 play Madden….not.

    • Growl

      That's why it's a sponsored post…

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        and not a single controller was turned on…*sigh*

  • Tim

    That is so super awesome, the chick in lingare has the best ass

  • Kodos

    A fine backfield.

    That area between her navel and her pantyline is the Promised Land!

    • Swen

      Red Zone!

    • FuckMe

      Where I'd like to drop my manna…

  • Mike

    #16 as an avid Colts fan, I'm not so sad Manning is gone anymore…….

    • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

      As much as I would worship every inch of her body, she's going to have to take that shitty shirt off before she gets in my bed

  • MrCCG

    This might be my favorite Chive post EVER! Well done ladies!!

  • Chad

    Actually…. #9


    • Master_Rahl

      lucky couch

    • muff diver

      I'd love to sniff the arm of that couch

  • Jim

    #22 when losing to a girl is a-ok

    • https://www.facebook.com/fratellistandoff.ricky Ricky Gallardo

      Losing was truly winning, in this case.

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