• Danny

    The Chivette in #44 is freaking adorable

    • http://www.facebook.com/zenner15 Jordon Zenner

      When is the new shirt comin out johnny?

    • US Chiver

      This here, children, is what we call a Troll. They're pretty much worthless, by and large. This one appears to be no exception.

  • Berry Love

    #14, #33

    It was better than me or my bf even expected. All the drinks were free and the chive guys and berries were SOOOO down to earth. thanks for everything

  • Rachel

    #21, #22

    … and John takes down the hottest one, as is his birthright.

    • BrandonMFS

      MOAR!!!!!! Goddess!!!!

    • DTAB

      Wait…I thought John was bangin' Ellen M.

      • http://www.facebook.com/darrin.wright.10 Darrin McElroy

        He is; but since when is one ever enough for a legend such as John?

  • buttsnstuff

    #38 Mac's got it all figured out, play it cool man….play it cool

    • Frank

      Not sure if Mac is playing it cool or playing it creepy.

    • Woop

      All hail the king #8

    • mike

      Did Mac finally get laid?

    • Really?

      #8 #13 #23 #34
      He is a seriously creepy looking fucker! Learn how to smile, or stay out of the damn pictures. I swear he's got a Megan's Law sign on his front lawn.

      • https://www.facebook.com/jasper.verolme Jasper Verolme

        That's his legacy.

  • MOAR

    #22 Eff you, John!

    • WOBBLE

      Im sure he couldnt get her home bro. MAC prolly did tho!

    • Gnole

      Don`t forget #39

      • Brooktown Chiver

        Find the one in the middle, Cute as Hell

  • jason walter

    <img src="http://www.goldstoressite.com/shop/listz/ns.jpg">It's hard to choose among so many nice girls,I wanna join you <img src="http://www.goldstoressite.com/shop/listz/sn2.jpg"&gt;

  • KCJake

    #22 It's good to be the Chive.

  • CanadianChivette

    John, you are crazy sexy, and you have become number 1 on my 'exceptions' list.. Will you pretty please come to Alberta? πŸ˜‰

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      If that's your "I wouldn't cheat, except with the following" list, congrats, you stand for everything the Chive doesn't.

      • CanadianChivette

        Way to ruin a joke, douchebag. I'm a faithful, married woman with two children and was just stating that John is a gorgeous guy, who seems to have a wicked personality. It's funny how all these men on here can joke about how they wish their wives looked like a certain chick in a post, or how they have a wife and a gf to buy Chive stuff for, but a girl makes a joke and it instantly makes her a slut.. Way to throw a double standard in the mix, Mr. Nice Guy!

        • techno_viking

          That's funny because you're on my 'exceptions' list…

          • CanadianChivette

            Thanks for the laugh πŸ˜‰

        • 5eagles

          LOL, put that dude in his place. Well done ma'am.

          • CanadianChivette

            Thank you! I appreciate that πŸ™‚

      • poop

        You suck

        • Tim

          Wow…what a whore…

          • CanadianChivette

            Thumbs up, bud! Can't handle a woman who can stand up to a man, eh? I feel bad for the women you date.

            • uhhuh

              NP, CC…He trolls for his dates in Walmart…

    • Kato

      Heh! We like our women and our drink strong! Go Canadian Chivette!

    • Trinitiger

      To be specific on the Alberta location… let's make it Calgary!!! And bring that Blonde too… and make it a Chive Party – no-one can party like the Calgary Stampede!!! — Oh and Canadian Chivettes ROCK!!!

      • CanadianChivette

        Absolutely gotta make it Calgary!!

  • Austin Chivette

    #21, #27

    I was lucky enough to go to this one and the austin meetup. There's such a positive energy at these things. Protip: don't ask john to make out with you, just walk up and go for it <3

    • What_Tha

      I think i am going to change my name to John.

    • https://www.facebook.com/LeeAHisey Lee Austin Hisey

      Does Austin have a Chive group on FB?

  • Davis


    Seriously, Aaron, suck it.

  • justsayn

    #22 Somebody get a little play?

  • Steved24

    #22 tough life John

  • KMAC173

    Damnit! I wish I cold have gone!

  • http://www.facebook.com/SnyderAndrew Andrew Snyder

    please come to minnesota

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      hell yes. anywhere. we'd crush the fucking place.


      • http://www.facebook.com/charlie.koutek Charlie Koutek

        For sure mn would

        • Bamajess

          Yeah, come to MN! Pleeeeeeeeeease!

  • kng_nthn

    Mac always looks so fucked up!

    • MylesofStyles

      I think it's a ruse. I'll bet he's a fucking genius.

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

        I agree. a damn mad chive scientist…


  • Giblets

    Looks like it was an epic night, jealous of everyone that made it πŸ™‚

  • Craigery

    How do you have a Texas-sized meetup in Houston? Isn't Houston inside Texas, and therefore smaller? Or is Houston bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, like Doctor Who's tardis?

    • H-town

      Houston is just that awesome

      • Craigery

        I guess… if you're into cowboys.

        • JennyChive

          Houston is an awesome black-hole type city. We ignore all space/time/gravity laws completely and I did the math… The entire state of Texas is in fact, able to fit inside Houston. KCCO <3 had a blast!

          • darren

            craigery is a Texas sized douche

    • https://www.facebook.com/fratellistandoff.ricky Ricky Gallardo

      Texas Toast > regular toast
      State of Texas > all but one other state
      Cowboys Stadium > all but one NFL stadium
      Houston Chive Meetup…

      Do you see what he meant by "Texas Sized"?

      There are 2 types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

    • jl1617

      It's only the 4th largest city in the Nation.

  • ldeezy

    I'm from Houston and have had sex with every girl in this post. meh

    • thebeefinjector

      Shut up…. just STFU

    • US Chiver

      I'm sure you have, bro. I'm sure you have…

  • JennyChive

    I'm too short to be seen in the group shots?!?! πŸ™ -shorty Houston chivette

    • https://www.facebook.com/fratellistandoff.ricky Ricky Gallardo

      So send lots of pics of your shorty-ness, we want to see.

  • Elmer


    • Trav1121

      Is he asleep or boob gazing? Damn that Mac guy is an enigma!

  • whyme1973

    #28 Very very nice.

    • biggles

      Hooked up, i think

  • norm

    Guys why don't you come up to Calgary Alberta Canada for a meet up

  • J-Walk


    Holy balls, the one right on the right!!! MOAR!!!

    • Colin

      Can I get a Omar on the one on the left in green. She is gorgeous.

      • Colin

        Damn auto correct MOAR!!

  • Gun_guy

    Chive, Michigan meet up next!!

  • Kyle429

    #46 #47 Get it Doug!

    • shane

      hey I made out with that chic too!!!

    • TeamVenture

      Is Doug getting a wedgie while this is going on?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        love the name
        I need MOAR of that Brunette

        • Tim

          She gave me a handy j in the parking lot.

          • Kato

            did you guys j/o in the backseat too?

    • W. Wanabee Wanster

      That guy just hit the lottery.

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