theCHIVE’s Texas sized Houston Meetup (48 HQ Photos)

I can't begin to convey how hospitable our Houstonian Chivers are. Everybody I met made us feel welcome to Houston. I heard "Are you enjoying your stay in Houston" from nearly every Chiver I met. I can't remember ever asking anybody if they were enjoying their stay in Los Angeles County, for example. Nothing beats southern hospitality.

We'd especially like to thank the staff at Lucky's Pub. From the bartenders to the management, they're all die hard Chivers and they all fought hard to bring the meetup to Houston. They couldn't have had the place in better shape. Lucky's proved this night that they deserved to win Sullivan & Son's Battle of the Bars.

The party was scheduled to end at Midnight but we all partied on into the early morning hours. I'm pretty sure I walked home. These meetups are about so much more than us, it's about meeting fellow Chivers and raising a glass to a good time. Basically, it's about having as much fun as possible without falling down. We did just that. Thanks again, Houston.



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  • Danny

    The Chivette in #44 is freaking adorable

    • Jordon Zenner

      When is the new shirt comin out johnny?

    • US Chiver

      This here, children, is what we call a Troll. They're pretty much worthless, by and large. This one appears to be no exception.

  • Berry Love

    #14, #33

    It was better than me or my bf even expected. All the drinks were free and the chive guys and berries were SOOOO down to earth. thanks for everything

  • Rachel

    #21, #22

    … and John takes down the hottest one, as is his birthright.

    • BrandonMFS

      MOAR!!!!!! Goddess!!!!

    • DTAB

      Wait…I thought John was bangin' Ellen M.

      • Darrin McElroy

        He is; but since when is one ever enough for a legend such as John?

  • buttsnstuff

    #38 Mac's got it all figured out, play it cool man….play it cool

    • Frank

      Not sure if Mac is playing it cool or playing it creepy.

    • Woop

      All hail the king #8

    • mike

      Did Mac finally get laid?

    • Really?

      #8 #13 #23 #34
      He is a seriously creepy looking fucker! Learn how to smile, or stay out of the damn pictures. I swear he's got a Megan's Law sign on his front lawn.

      • Jasper Verolme

        That's his legacy.

  • MOAR

    #22 Eff you, John!

    • WOBBLE

      Im sure he couldnt get her home bro. MAC prolly did tho!

    • Gnole

      Don`t forget #39

      • Brooktown Chiver

        Find the one in the middle, Cute as Hell

  • jason walter

    <img src="">It's hard to choose among so many nice girls,I wanna join you <img src=""&gt;

  • KCJake

    #22 It's good to be the Chive.

  • CanadianChivette

    John, you are crazy sexy, and you have become number 1 on my 'exceptions' list.. Will you pretty please come to Alberta? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      If that's your "I wouldn't cheat, except with the following" list, congrats, you stand for everything the Chive doesn't.

      • CanadianChivette

        Way to ruin a joke, douchebag. I'm a faithful, married woman with two children and was just stating that John is a gorgeous guy, who seems to have a wicked personality. It's funny how all these men on here can joke about how they wish their wives looked like a certain chick in a post, or how they have a wife and a gf to buy Chive stuff for, but a girl makes a joke and it instantly makes her a slut.. Way to throw a double standard in the mix, Mr. Nice Guy!

        • techno_viking

          That's funny because you're on my 'exceptions' list…

          • CanadianChivette

            Thanks for the laugh ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • 5eagles

          LOL, put that dude in his place. Well done ma'am.

          • CanadianChivette

            Thank you! I appreciate that ๐Ÿ™‚

      • poop

        You suck

        • Tim

          Wow…what a whore…

          • CanadianChivette

            Thumbs up, bud! Can't handle a woman who can stand up to a man, eh? I feel bad for the women you date.

            • uhhuh

              NP, CC…He trolls for his dates in Walmart…

    • Kato

      Heh! We like our women and our drink strong! Go Canadian Chivette!

    • Trinitiger

      To be specific on the Alberta location… let's make it Calgary!!! And bring that Blonde too… and make it a Chive Party – no-one can party like the Calgary Stampede!!! — Oh and Canadian Chivettes ROCK!!!

      • CanadianChivette

        Absolutely gotta make it Calgary!!

  • Austin Chivette

    #21, #27

    I was lucky enough to go to this one and the austin meetup. There's such a positive energy at these things. Protip: don't ask john to make out with you, just walk up and go for it <3

    • What_Tha

      I think i am going to change my name to John.

    • Lee Austin Hisey

      Does Austin have a Chive group on FB?

  • Davis


    Seriously, Aaron, suck it.

  • justsayn

    #22 Somebody get a little play?

  • Steved24

    #22 tough life John

  • KMAC173

    Damnit! I wish I cold have gone!

  • Andrew Snyder

    please come to minnesota

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      hell yes. anywhere. we'd crush the fucking place.


      • Charlie Koutek

        For sure mn would

        • Bamajess

          Yeah, come to MN! Pleeeeeeeeeease!

  • kng_nthn

    Mac always looks so fucked up!

    • MylesofStyles

      I think it's a ruse. I'll bet he's a fucking genius.

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

        I agree. a damn mad chive scientist…


  • Giblets

    Looks like it was an epic night, jealous of everyone that made it ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Craigery

    How do you have a Texas-sized meetup in Houston? Isn't Houston inside Texas, and therefore smaller? Or is Houston bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, like Doctor Who's tardis?

    • H-town

      Houston is just that awesome

      • Craigery

        I guess… if you're into cowboys.

        • JennyChive

          Houston is an awesome black-hole type city. We ignore all space/time/gravity laws completely and I did the math… The entire state of Texas is in fact, able to fit inside Houston. KCCO <3 had a blast!

          • darren

            craigery is a Texas sized douche

    • Ricky Gallardo

      Texas Toast > regular toast
      State of Texas > all but one other state
      Cowboys Stadium > all but one NFL stadium
      Houston Chive Meetup…

      Do you see what he meant by "Texas Sized"?

      There are 2 types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

    • jl1617

      It's only the 4th largest city in the Nation.

  • ldeezy

    I'm from Houston and have had sex with every girl in this post. meh

    • thebeefinjector

      Shut up…. just STFU

    • US Chiver

      I'm sure you have, bro. I'm sure you have…

  • JennyChive

    I'm too short to be seen in the group shots?!?! ๐Ÿ™ -shorty Houston chivette

    • Ricky Gallardo

      So send lots of pics of your shorty-ness, we want to see.

  • Elmer


    • Trav1121

      Is he asleep or boob gazing? Damn that Mac guy is an enigma!

  • whyme1973

    #28 Very very nice.

    • biggles

      Hooked up, i think

  • norm

    Guys why don't you come up to Calgary Alberta Canada for a meet up

  • J-Walk


    Holy balls, the one right on the right!!! MOAR!!!

    • Colin

      Can I get a Omar on the one on the left in green. She is gorgeous.

      • Colin

        Damn auto correct MOAR!!

  • Gun_guy

    Chive, Michigan meet up next!!

  • Kyle429

    #46 #47 Get it Doug!

    • shane

      hey I made out with that chic too!!!

    • TeamVenture

      Is Doug getting a wedgie while this is going on?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        love the name
        I need MOAR of that Brunette

        • Tim

          She gave me a handy j in the parking lot.

          • Kato

            did you guys j/o in the backseat too?

    • W. Wanabee Wanster

      That guy just hit the lottery.

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