• Jamison


    Dear Diary,

    • 88cents

      Ultimate jackpot…

      Love, ME!

      • spook01


    • Lulatsch

      "Thanks for coming, we had a blast!"

      I bet you did, you filthy motherf#*&ers!

  • Doug

    #5, #6

    Not only an amazing Chivette, also an internet hero.

    • DanTheMan

      Body is so bangin!!

      • Giblets

        Really nice set of legs, really nice.

    • TTT

      I miss the days when the Chive would feature "real" girls in posts like this. I'm sure she's very nice, but the whole bleached blonde, fake boobs look doesn't really do it for me and it isn't why I visit the Chive

      • El_Hefe

        yeah.. i'm not a fan of bolt on's either

    • emu90

      i was fully expecting the first comment on this to be some defiant wanker saying "first"
      … thank you, good sir!

  • Kyle

    #6 and all the rest. Thank you Courtney!

    • Liv

      This girl is insanely hot! And she's intelligent! If she's funny to she's not from this planet!

  • shorty


    oh… oh wow.

    • theWizz

      she is probably the best looking girl to ever be on the chive….just fact.

      • SteelHorseCowboy

        Disgusting, I hate tall, blond, sexy, fun, big breasted women….

      • Chris

        I was going to post the same thing. You beat me to it.

  • forrester


    Mac, do not take the pizza.

    • NEW

      haha thats too fucking funny haha. love the chive.

    • Jacob Carter

      huh! he stole my pajamas!

    • saltygary

      The random ewok is the second best part of the spread.

      • Josh

        I spy a new Chive hat in there too along with the Ewok, hopefully that makes it into the store.

    • Trav1121

      Mac's ability to constantly lose at winning is almost legendary. Looks like that Ewok is lookin' for some lovin' tho. Beware of the Love Dragon, Wicket!

    • ChurchoftheFonz

      Shoulda took the pizza…

  • Sevan

    So jealous of you guys.

    • Chiver

      I really got into the wrong line of work

    • _DoC_

      I like to believe that John gets to sleep with every single one of those girls.. I mean, if I'm going to live vicariously through someone, I'm going to go all out.

      • A22

        definitely does, hes loaded, chicks like money, and having an unreal website prob helps

        • Hanovarian

          I'm guessing yes. I knew him in college. he's a very nice guy, always did well in the women's department

          • Will I aint

            Good looking, rich, actor on true blood, owns best site in world and uses it for philanthropy.

            yeah, he does just fine.

            • https://www.facebook.com/klove.todd Caleb Todd

              im a full on rapist… you know uhh Africans, dyslexics, children… that sort of thing. – Charlie Kelly

            • Chris

              He's not my type, everything else will get him girls though.

              Sorry John.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Jealous? Understatement of the day.

  • wrist



    • theWizz

      did not notice john until now…

    • Billy

      She's drunk………

    • Simon

      First World John Problems:

      Sexy girl asks him to come to bed.

      Can't because of looking through thousands of pictures of semi-nude chivettes for the DAR

  • Calieb

    #12 the ewok is disappointed in you!

  • poopsmith

    ZOMG!! #17

  • _DoC_

    I know my life sucks, but do ya *HAVE* to rub it in? I'm going to pretend I was really there but got SOOO wasted I don't remember a thing….

  • Mikey


    Mama's Little Yella Pils

    these guys are doing every detail right. great Colorado beer.

    • _DoC_

      What beer? All I see are milk jugs…

    • electric boogalo

      Oskar Blues FTW!

    • CCarp

      Old Chubb might have been a better one for the pics

  • HOOK

    #16 #17 John, you are an absolute 'Whore'.And I love it.

    • derp

      Really, you guys aren't getting fed up with John being in every picture? I'm sick of seeing his ugly mug. We get it, you run the chive…enough already.

      • FunKiller

        Well, when you come up with a great website with the hottest chics around…..you can be in every pic too!

    • Daniel Tosh

      nothing wrong here just two dudes at a gay bar enjoying each others company

      • Cockenvy

        Great observation,that's brilliant.

  • Tyler

    #24 new KCCO shirts?

    • Tyler

      Also, wow #17

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann

      Nope; he said that those are old ones and aren't for sale at all. (If I'm not wrong with what I've seen/read)

      • Tyler

        Cool, thanks … I had seen the shirt in a few meetup pictures as well, but wasn't sure what its story was.


  • Whoopi_G

    #22 Team player!

    • chrism17

      Can we get more Erin Young please?????

    • trl87

      Is that a thong or a tattoo???

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      sometimes i forget how hot erin is

    • Dr D


  • http://twitter.com/Griffin_Ryan @Griffin_Ryan

    #4, i want to have her babies.

    • Jake

      I would be content in just spooning with her…

    • DanTheMan

      You mean you want her to have your babies right?

    • sneakypete

      MACs creepin in the background…creep creep creepin!

    • FunKiller

      Well, they'll be "our" babies……but you can watch them anytime!

  • Good Morning


    Fuck Michigan.

    • Frank

      Alabama did 😛

    • Alex

      Go Blue!!

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      Is that Ann Arbor? What a whore.

    • JESSE

      Third from the right, front row center and that is all.

    • FunKiller

      Aaaaaannnnd………fuck your mother!

    • Jee_Whiz

      Bama fucked us, but we'll do the fucking the other 13 games. Go Blue!

      • Ben

        Good thing you guys really "fucked" Air Force

    • Mr. Schembechler

      Haters gonna Hate….

      Do your thing girl.

      GO BLUE!

    • tom

      Way to miss the forest for the trees! This is why the world hates you jock nerds.

    • Darwin

      Remember when Patty wasnt going to be fat anymore?

  • JPizzle

    Sometimes I question where I went wrong in my life when I see women this hot

  • Armed Ann Dangerous

    Great googlie mooglie. No words can…

  • mellow


    • mellow

      Worst troll ever.

      • mellow

        nevermind, im just a giant douce

        • Woop


        • mellow yellow

          no you are pretty accurate, not impressed with the face.

  • Jacob


    That has never once happened to me and I've been teaching high school for 7 years.

    • BigDave

      I taught high school for 3 years. It was offered twice. Both times a probation officer had suggested the girl get her grades up or face some bad consequence. Both of them figured out that offering favors to me would be the quickest way to their goal. I rejected both of them. One was 17 (as Jimmy Buffett put it – 15 will get you 20) and the other was 19 and very difficult to turn. Both of them were stunning and both of them were bad news.

    • Nishtai

      Chris Hansen is on his way, as a preemptive strike

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #17 Preferred bartender attire.

  • Dustin

    I'm in love..

  • Chiver

    Chive hat? Yes please!

    • Manbearpig

      You sir, are a genius

  • warren


    I love the chive. everybody tries to gloss up everything these days and these guys end it with a girl passed out on their couch. fucking awesome.

  • Rich


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