• http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Well, your room's a mess & you have the body of a Twizzler. Otherwise, not bad.

    • hugh jass

      Im guessing it bcuz shes messy and doesnt like to clean up OR make sammiches….

    • Paul

      Smart man imo

    • gregorypb

      The "body of a Twizzler" comment made me spew coffee!

      Lil' Chivette…clean up your room!! That's barfing awful

    • Sheesh

      Did she TRY to fuck her room up before the pic? Dayum

    • B-sac

      I'd drop it in. Her upper half looks good. Lower half hard to tell without a but shot. Not everyone can be a 10. 10's r too much trouble anyway. The mess is a concern but it probably indicates she'll take it in the poop shoot.

    • Aceboogy

      Your comment definitely made her EXs day… good on yea lol

    • shitt

      this body looks like my gf of 4 and 1/4 years, and we dont have sex anymore.. I just had an epiphany. Thanks!!

      • shitt

        did i mention she's twice as messy as #12 appears to be?

        • Guest

          Goddamn hilarious replies! Sorry honey… they be speakin' the truth.

    • CaptainBuzzkill

      This is pretty much exactly what I was going to comment and is much more elegant than my "your tits look nice enough but you have a horrible body shape and you need to clean your fucking room."

      • BostonGeorge

        clean up your shit and hit the gym babe. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.s.anderson.75286 Michael Stoll Anderson

      well that,s his lost and it could be my reward .. just tell me where to come to pick up my prize

    • That Guy

      He probably left you due to your inability to understand fractions.

    • TJ

      yeah i think he probably doesn't feel to bad right now…clean up your room lol "body of a twizzler" i love it

    • Telephone Man

      No matter what the actual reason, that BS about "not in love with you anymore" is a cop out.

  • yessir

    #9 please say you're from the DFW area lol.

    • We Are Decepticons

      Starscream says : yes she is

      • yessir

        Do you know this gorgeous girl?

    • Ryno300

      Agreed. Preferably the FW area. Hell, who am I kidding? I'd drive to Dallas in a heartbeat!

    • Brando Commando

      That's it… I'll be wearing my KCCO shirt out in Uptown more often.

      • Yessir

        Same here man!!

      • https://www.facebook.com/briemor Bri Morris

        I've never met a fellow Chiver in Uptown & I wear my BFM shirt all the time!! KCCO, boys!
        See you around? 😉

        • A Dallas Chiver

          Most of Uptown is full of d-bags and Chris-Chris's, but I have run into other Chivers on Greenville.

          • urgooch

            sounds like we have a P-1 on our hands…. Stay hard and Chive on.

        • Marco

          Seriously. I hang out in north Dallas and have yet to see another chiver. Dfw needs to pick this shit up, it's depressing.

        • yessir

          I've seen a couple Chivers in the Dallas area but not very friendly, disappointing! Think it's time for theChive to do a Dallas meetup to bring all the DFW chivers out of hiding….

    • Ruffio

      If she's in DFW then I'm a lookin for that. Flat out perfection.

  • Beavis

    #1 love little red riding hood

    • iXOredheds

      Agreed, Definitely need to see MOAR!

    • Blaze

      She will not be single for long. Wow just wow super hot. If I wasnt married and im from tx.

      • Daniel Tosh

        she looks hot because of the instagram filters

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Moar like Little Red RideMeGood.

      – Fan testimonial: "What the fuck are you? Internet troll bitch? Your posts are weird as fuck… – Biznitch"

      • Dwide_Schrude

        #7 Giebbbbbbbbbb

        • Dwide_Schrude

          Just gieb.

      • SKEEBLER


    • oliver

      Where are all the NYC newly single chivettes?

    • J. D. Rage

      Hey there lil red riddin hood, u sure are lookin good, you're everything that a big bad wolf could want!

    • Jess

      Please find her Chive!

    • Biggus Diccus

      I wish I had 40 dicks

      • ParasiticDrag

        Special made underwear would get quite expensive.

      • sandy astroglide

        Bet you would choke.

      • guest

        and the Chive genie grants your wish! Too bad you didn't say what size and location…

    • Danny

      She would be from Texas, and I would be Married…gorgeous!

    • ThePatriot

      pretty sure thats pornstar allyssa hall

    • Marine 1792

      MORE OF HER !!! She is breathtaking!!

    • Curtis

      She is stunning, i wonder if she would travel from Texas to Sydney Australia for a date? Probably not…dreams it is then.

  • nope

    can we get a special post for newly single chivettes with very low standards? please?

    • MattyDeuce

      And how about a state location for all of them so we can pretend that we have a chance with them if we live in a tri-state area?!

      • Lunch_Box

        While your at it, just give us there addresses so we can get our stalker on.

        • ParasiticDrag

          As if we don't already…

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You kidding? Almost every posted Chivette meets those standards already!

      – Fan testimonial: "This is the most positive feedback I've seen for you in a while Paula. Keep showing boobs – Duder"

      • placenta_smoothie

        and paula is their queen

    • bobby

      good god. they all look insane.

    • Chris

      All the hot ones are taken, and the guys are figuring out that their GFs are mediocre (looks wise, you could all have fantastic personalities for all i know..). Hence these newly single women.

  • Damn Right

    #8 wow very nice, come to Miami hahaha

    • Decepticons

      We are all gonna come to Miami ..

      • Med

        why the "hahaha" after come to Miami? Not sure i follow brosef.

    • Come at me bro


  • Just sayin'

    I hope shes crazy!:)

  • theKev

    #21 has something very sexy going on.

    • Happy Cannuk

      She maybe hot but she also looks bat shit crazy.

      • Crazy DR

        Most MN women are

    • Beev

      she's got that, 'I can kill you' look

  • Falco09

    Where are the Chicago ones at? I need me a Chivette.

    • Er. Mah. Gerd.

      I was wondering the same thing.

      • tallwhiteguy

        It should be a requirement that they post location. Just to make it fair/let me have a reason to go out and look for them.

    • ecobox

      Me, too. Calling all single Chicago Chivettes!

    • Adam West

      I need a Canadian Chivette!

  • CLTChiver

    Some very lovely ladies in here!!

  • Ace

    No matter how good they look, somone is sick of their bullshit

    • Word


    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Said for the billionth time.

      • capt'n Obvious

        Doesn't make it less true.

      • Not Original Poster

        Seriously? That's the direction we're gonna go here? The conversation is now about how some people are annoying because they don't read all the comments all the time?

        The internet rocks…

    • Baby

      Or they are sick of someone's bullshit!

    • quailman8907

      I hadn't heard

    • YourMom

      Doesnt matter I wouldn't might enjoying it while it lasted! #8 FTW!!!!!!!

  • slip

    I'll take #1 and her big brown eyes!

    • Jen

      her big brown eye*

  • Anonymous

    #21…. I would be happy to give you a new ABU air force top…


    #9 You are the most beautiful girl I'v eever seen. TX is lucky

    • https://www.facebook.com/shadowfox04 Kevin MacArthur

      But where in Texas… some parts of it might as well be two states away.

    • realio

      trust me this chick is average for Highland Park, TX standards….

      • noobbuster


    • Colin

      I'll be her Texas chiver! Hope she's in Dallas!

  • chicago

    #35 a blonde FOX. you're a woman I could get behind!

    • http://twitter.com/mattywx MattyNYC


  • Mom

    If you are hot and the guy leaves you, it usually means you are crazy!

    • FunKiller

      Or just boring.

    • Brandon

      Or it just wasn't working but because she was so hot he stuck around too long.

    • HatBomb

      Or your sister is hotter…

    • Oops

      Or she got caught cheating again….Because she can.

    • lost in time

      they're all ex's for a good reason. gppd lookin/too hot, to much of memememememememememe

    • http://www.facebook.com/colsluxy Col Hannett

      The crazy ones go better in bed 😉

    • Dan

      But dont forget, newly single Chivettes doesn't always mean they were the ones dumped. Some of them could be the dumpers.

  • iXOredheds

    #30 Random

    • ThatfunnyJon

      Let me know if you're ever in Phoenix or passing through Phoenix or just need someone to talk to! You are incredible!

  • bob_the_cook

    Sometimes I'm glad I'm not single. It means I don't have to worry about who I'm sleeping next to at night. Then there are times like this, when all the lovelies are bragging about how single and hot they are. Damn it.

  • Happy Cannuk

    #1 and #9

    That's it, I'm moving toTexas.

    • This Guy

      I might just have to beat you there!

    • Jon

      Please don't. We are fine without you.

    • ghostofmlg

      Yup. The girl so nice, they showed her twice. Unfortunately twice is not enough. Moar please.

  • http://twitter.com/DanLloyd93 @DanLloyd93

    #9 who would leave you?

    • This Guy

      Maybe she left him?

    • Jon

      Her high school senior boyfriend…this chick isn't a day over 18.

      • chiveon

        She's 20 and goes to school at Texas State. I have a bio class with her.

        • https://www.facebook.com/N47WTF Michael Gannaway

          Go get you a new study partner

        • JustSayin

          Then why the fuck are you not hitting that?



    • Jon

      Most of them moved to Austin…have you ever been here? Why would they stay in Dallas when they can come here and be in a sea of hot people. We have the best looking city in the country.

      • Honest

        Yea, if you're into dreads and not bathing. There are some sexy Austin chicks, dont get me wrong. But the hippies have nothing on Big D!

    • gregorypb

      Most (not all) Dallas chics spend so much time in the mirror that they don't know if they're single or not, and really don't care

    • Caleb


    • Bri

      Heyo! I'm in Dallas and single 😉

      • http://www.facebook.com/jeremy.sias.9 Jeremy Sias

        Chive on from McKinney!

        • https://www.facebook.com/briemor Bri Morris

          KCCO, Jeremy!

    • theBoognish

      the dallas people are welcome to visit….and then welcome to return home

  • MrCCG

    As a newly single Chiver… I approve of this post!

    • This Guy

      Pics or it didn't happen….

      • peanut3603

        You want to see a newly single Chiver? you're on the wrong site… Try the berry bro. Good Luck with your Chiver search. More girls for me.

  • Clik

    #35 Ain't going to be single for long! Dayum!

    • Daniel Tosh

      I know she will just find the next rich guy in line

    • yes please

      can we see the rest of this album..nice

  • Carl

    #12 Seems legit!

    • fun


  • John

    You show me a hot chick and I will show you a guy who is sick of her shit

    • FunKiller

      Very original, John. I think it's time for some new material.

      • Dapper_Dave

        Get used to it…You're going to see that every time they have one of these posts

        • realio

          I'm just wondering why they are on this post and not in the kitchen making a sandwich.

          Oh snap, that is even more shopworn.

  • Chive PD

    Hot enough to make #1 and #9…. Wish you were in my part of Texas

    • steveholt007

      i'd like some more of that, please!

    • Doug

      What part of Texas are you from?

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