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  • Damon

    #1, #14

    I'm getting out my guitar to write a song about her now. Can anybody rhyme something with Belinda?

    • nodon

      I love you as much as Kirk Kerkorian loves Tracinda.

      (yeah, sorry)

    • john

      she excites my pinga

    • OnehandJack

      Gozinta?

      • tv_paul

        I love you even when you pass winda.

        • HOOK_the_LEGEND

          Spectacular….

        • weeda420

          …best !!!

    • ThaGnome

      I wanna be up in ya

      • Shawn

        winner.

    • Drew

      So happy you're not a transgenda

      • barry

        GOLD

    • Brett Hall

      Wanna put it in ya

    • Nick

      You're so in shape, you don't have to eat Splenda.

    • Hank Hill

      I hope I don't offend ya.
      Its now on my agenda,
      To try to put it in ya.
      I promise I'll be tenda.

    • Footlong

      Ha they went to my high school.. Took them both to pound town, at the same time

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        Ummm, yeahhhh, of course you did.

      • sfb101

        Pics or it didn't happen!

    • Yuh!

      You know she make me wanna bend huh……. over…..

    • Wired4Speed

      Rear-enda

    • gron

      Chorus:
      Oh Belinda!
      Let me smell your ______.

    • Macro

      Bazinga?

    • Terrible

      Corny is an understatement..that was terrible… If that took u more than 2 minutes, I am sorry for ur loss. U lost precious time that u will never see again

      • Tiber_Septim

        I am the Talos of Atmora not a song writer, KCCO dude

      • quailman8907

        Nice to know that you're saving your precious time by not typing out the word "you." I can almost understand doing that when texting (almost), but typing? Type the fucking word out.

        • your mum

          Fuck u douche bag

    • jakeofhearts

      I wanna dress you up like the Flying Wallendas?
      [img ]http://www.lionden.com/photos/KPandWallendas.jpg[/img]

    • haha

      "hey belinda can i get in ya"

    • roadhog0

      Now who is the other mighty fine girl?!?

    • Jesse

      I just want to be with Belinda…
      but I'm stuck in the zone of frienda

    • bobert22

      I think if you can rhyme something with 'obsessed with myself in the mirror' then you got a shot.

      KCMO!!!!!

    • _wayfarer

      I believe somone already made a song about her:

      • pinky

        Belinda is not a sexy name.

        It kind of sounds like an STD.

        But she is pretty hot.

        I guess you could call her Bell. And I would ring the hell outa that Bell for a solid 20 seconds.

      • Nick

        Who is this and what is the name of that song. I love it

        • _wayfarer

          Stephen Lynch – album "3 Baloons", song "Hallelujah ". Check his videos at youtube

    • Chiver_Sammy

      Peter Gozinya…

    • Michael Bass

      Belinda not Melinda!

    • S_Giacomazzi
  • Zach

    #1. I now have a boner

    • Him

      She should definitely play the new Chivette game "Where's Dildo"

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        Found it. #6

        • Him

          We have a winner for the inaugural "Where's Dildo" game! Extra points to Gonasiphaherpalitis for having a great username.

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      eh….

    • Just Sayin'

      Everyone's got a boner, but next thing you know she will be at the Chive offices, half naked hanging out with dork John.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

  • AB

    Jesus. She has quite the rack for being so damn tiny. I approve!

    • JAH

      It's called getting implants.

      • Perin

        I beg to differ… they look pretty genuine to me..

        • Lexxy

          its actually the bra! haha sooo deceiving sometimes , even bathing suits , from the magical place called Victorias secret

          • Hillaryyyyy

            I don't think shes using "victoria's secret" when her nipple is showing?

            • Boobman

              I also approve and they are 100% real and are spectacular!

      • I know

        They are real

    • Asolare

      Agreed, she has magnificent boobs for such a frame.

  • AkChiver

    Sooo hot! Want to touch the hiney…. Anne First!

  • BHam69

    #6 #7 #8 #9 #11 #12 #13 #14
    Boobs + Bright Colours = Boner

    • shawn

      big boobs in bright colors, and I still get the evil eye when I stare. I don't get it?!

    • giancarlo

      You are super sexy pretty girl, I like your body šŸ™‚

  • orielly

    #17, #22

    theCHIVE seems to be flying out a lot of chivettes these days. I think Belinda needs a ride on a jet plane.
    Please and thank you.

    • _DoC_

      Agreed. Put her on a jet to my place. She definitely needs a better photographer…I volunteer! Second best is a Chive shoot.

      (also insert "I'll give her a ride on my…" here)

      • Kewlwhip

        … big green tractor

    • Angina

      theCHIVE seems to be flying out a lot of chivettes these days. I think Belinda needs a ride on a jet plane.
      Please and thank you.
      – Belinda

  • brocoli

    #4, #7

    Knockout.

    • Nathan

      Belind-o-my-god your hot

  • TheYesMan25

    #15 YES!!!!

    • military chiver

      Is it possible to ask for MOAR again ?

  • tv_paul

    #21#22 Well she certainly seems like a well-rounded young lady.

    • Chris

      *Claps*

    • tv_paul

      #21#19 These were the 2 pictures I originally posted ( and really like)

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  • TheYesMan25

    #16 "…………………" <– Speechless

    • thzchic

      where are you from YesMan

      • TheYesMan25

        why might you ask?

        • thzchic

          curious because you have commented on a picture of mine in the past and was curious if you're from the same area

          • thzchic

            well Thank You for the comment, are you 25

            • TheYesMan25

              not sure what comment it was but you are welcome! and close to yes but just random number

            • TheYesMan25

              wanna send the link to a picture so I know who you are ha

              • thzchic

                Do You have an email address i will send it there

                • TheYesMan25

                  just post a link here of the picture of you so that all these chivers may see! unless it's too private ha

                  • thzchic

                    Too private, sorry

                    • TheYesMan25

                      then why would I comment on it if it wasn't on here? Sorry but you aren't making sense….

  • Mac

    #13

    GREAT! Class is over and I cant get up due to my massive erection! Oh well, Im going for it.

    • thuglife

      when you get up, hold a book, notebook etc in front of your business and quickly flip it up and catch it under your waistband, as long as your shirt is over it youre set. Cant remember the technical term but oldest trick in the book!

      • Chive

        Whip it out and pull your pockets inside out!

      • monky006

        The waistband tuck. it hides it and feels good.

  • TheYesMan25

    #14 now that is just fantastic

  • misschris

    #12 You have a lovely body – I hope to see much more of it! I mean You. OK, I meant your body.

    • Common

      We get it. You're attracted to chicks.

      • hootie

        and we fully support that-

        • Tuff Guy

          Not if I can't watch.

          • Deadpool

            lmao
            True though

  • Sean

    And her Twitter machine is…?

    • Yasser

      We need to see moar of her , pls chive give us her facebook , twitter …. any link that will give us the chance to see more of this flawless beauty

  • Huell

    Was hoping #6 was a gif

    • KyleGamgee

      Oh, it's a popsicle!

      Now I feel dumb.

  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #17, This is as good as it gets.

  • Tuff Guy

    #13 Not gonna lie. I would have sex with her.

    • Jack Wagon

      she wouldnt have sex with you tho, bro. sorry. or me either, so its all good

      • thatguy

        Well it's good to know you wouldn't have sex with him

    • fabio

      The pest pic, 'cause you can see that wonderful "imperfection".
      Real stunning woman.

    • LoyalLAChiver

      Thank you captain obvious.

  • The Woim

    #19. Me gusta!

    • Birdhaus

      Now smile damnit! We just need a big ol' smile to make it perfect. Great body but it all goes out the window without an awesome smile!

  • Chiverman

    thanks for the pregame for hump day! sexy!

  • buttsnstuff

    #1 and whom might the lady on the left be? Not too shabby

    • buttsnstuff

      Right*

    • Chief Slapahoe

      This is a joke, right? The girl on the left is the subject of this gallery! Also, incorrect usage of "whom". Overall post evaluation: perfect score for talent recognition and minus one point for all the syntax errors. You got all the important stuff right. Keep that shit up.

      • DngnRdr

        Nearly 20 minutes before your post.. he corrected himself… he meant *right* not left.

        • EdB

          It took him 20 minutes to double check what he thought he knew about being a dickhead.

      • Mac

        Easy there grammar Nazi….

  • Jeff

    #18 Hi Belinda, you sure make that blue dress look good & happy!

    • PiratesFan

      I would love to take her out to a nice dinner and treat her like a lady.

      • McIrish

        Have some chicken, maybe some sex. You know, see where things go. WHAMMY!!!

  • N2MotoX

    Dang CHIVE…….you never let anyone down do you? Excellent!

  • james

    Damn! Lucky pop sickle! #6

    • no name

      So hot want to

    • Dodith

      That's what he said šŸ˜‰

    • Rixster

      #17 Clean your mirror next time.

    • G'wan bi

      That is so not how to spell popsicle. Although now that I've written it it doesn't look right…now the word means nothing to me.

  • DSB

    Best Chivette in awhile. Touche.

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