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LAST YEAR THROWBACK – C’mon guys, let’s take Halloween seriously (25 Photos)

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  • Brian

    #2 #3 #4

    Lighten up, Francis.

    • Rafiki

      where's the white dude?

      • dork

        yeah where are the black people painting themselves whiteface and walking around with a college degree. hmmm

        • Aloise Kieffer

          HAHAHAHAHAHA

        • Eastwood

          Shutup. Michael Jackson did it for years…

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

          LMAO… exactly.

        • Stephen

          I'll remember to do this next year. I think a keyboard and Jurgen's lotion would be a better prop.

    • Really?

      What's really funny is that I'm pretty sure that the costume in #4 is making fun of Jersey Shore by being over-tanned some racist version of black-face.

      • guest

        It's lil wayne

        • j22

          It's still messed up for white people to do that.
          I mean, it's not like the movie "White Chicks" ever existed.

          • Really?

            I dressed up as a black guy years ago…had an afro, all painted black except the inside of my hands. Carried a Old E 40 and a chicken leg around. All the mexican guys in the area were taking pictures with me….they thought it was the best thing ever. I had a blast, but as the party went on, I learned a pretty valuable lesson. At the end of the night, it sure was good to be white again. I feel really bad for the guys who can never wash it off…..

          • SImon

            yeah because a hilarious (debatable) fish-out-of-water comedy film for highschoolers is comparable with thousands of people across the country who thinks its dressing up to be " a black guy".

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

        noooo…. looks pretty black ghetto to me. Dont over think it… lol

    • j22

      Are all three real? I thought only the arab one was.

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Gold Jerry, Gold!!!

    • barry o

      lol

    • Prangsta

      Puke's a funny word.

    • bigdeal

      so glad to see im not the only one quoting banya

  • Dog12

    Being mexican,It sucks for the last 3 years going out to bars and seeing people dressed up as "mexicans" and degrading your culture. Last year i could count at least 10 people dressed as that costume making degrading remarks.

    • soda pop

      Then be a white person for halloween. It's real easy, dress in all Abercrombie and fitch, slick your hair back like a douchebag, and being the lamest/nerdiest person at the party…..oh and don't forget your softball glove.

      • The Ugly

        Haha "softball glove," that's hilarious!

      • themadzak

        F'n hilarious! don't forget to drive to the party in a minivan.

    • Leon

      grow some thicker skin

      • Winston Wolfe

        Grow some darker skin, and maybe you'll understand. Chivers, I hoped you were better than this shit, but these comments are disappointing.

        • Innocent Bystander

          I'm sorry man, but if you're looking for understanding and thoughtfulness, avoid the comments section.

    • DMAC

      Then dress up as a "redneck" and stop bitchin'.

      We won't care.

      • Stankonya

        Not all white people are rednecks you dumbass.

        • Eh.

          Not all Mexicans ride donkeys

          • themadzak

            No. Some ride goats. Lighten up people!!!! Jeez! Life is full of serious shit. Laugh a little!

    • KPizzle

      If you'd taken off your shoes, you could have counted 20.

      • the other Jen

        people dress up as white trash and you dont see anyone saying that they are "degrading their culture", who gives a fuck? its funny. stereotypes are funny because they are true.

        • McBeastie

          The people that would dress in that Mexican stereotype costume are the ones that dress as white trash every other day of the year. Funny is subjective…obviously.

          • The Ugly

            Haha That's actually an awesome point!

        • Innocent Bystander

          I thought white trash was an anti-culture, a culture based entirely on ignorance and hatred of everything that isn't inherently white trash

        • Stephen

          That's because its not your culture. History and music make culture. Those are the things being made fun of. You're trying really hard to make yourself look like an ass.

    • Ali

      Lighten up, it's one day a year and it's all in fun.

    • DanLozo

      Im mexican myself, and I like tacos and burriots very mucho. Seriously, lighten up. ITS A HUMOR SITE. If you cant take a joke why bother

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      Be thankful you are in "meeerkuh and learned how to count, instead of fuckin' bitching and whining about people laughing at some non-nense stereotypical cliche about your culture.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #4 So it's not ok to dress as a certain character even if they're a different color? I'm white, I want to dress up as Buckwheat from the Little Rascals. Guess what, to get the effect, I'm going to need to paint myself black. It wouldn't look like him if I didn't.
    Ok, everybody, don't dress as anybody. It makes people's butts hurt. White people, don't dress as slutty nurses, stripper cops or any other white person in a profession. It makes asshat's vaginas swell up and hurt.

    Lighten up you PC shitheads. Deal with it.

    • Ken

      halle-fing-ujah!

    • Stephen

      I can dress as Tony Stark without makeup and i'm black. You go out of your way to do reckless shit. You deserve the hate you get. It's not being PC. It's being fucking considerate jack-ass. Get some creativity.

      • MonkeyMadness

        lol Thanks for proving my point!

  • jason b.

    Comes down to a couple core elements imho:

    1. This is America, don't tell me what to wear
    2. The costume in #3 is hilarious. I want it.

    • ThatGuy

      Much better than the usual 'first' comment. You have my thumb sir.

      • Gimli

        And my Axe

        • ZenkTheTanK

          and my reply

    • Hippy Dan

      Hilarious for the most part, but some of these costumes just cross of line. Racist some may say.

      • ...

        let me guess, the one with a niggeer?

        but all other are fine?

      • StaticFX

        if you sir, do not like what we do… you know where the borders are.. head north or south and dont stop till they ask you where you were born. I am jewish, and I have had many friends (even my wife) make "jewish" comments… i know that they jest and it doesnt bother me. ITS HALLOWEEN AND ITS MEANT TO BE FUN!!! CHILL THE FK OUT PEOPLE!

        • Winston Wolfe

          Exactly, Halloween is meant to be fun … it isn't a free pass for racist behavior. It spoils my fun when some dumbass thinks he is being clever by perpetuating racist stereotypes with a dumb costume and shitty accent. Maybe one day we'll all be able to look back and laugh about it all together, but that day is not this weekend. Let me know if you need help figuring out a new costume.

          • Logan O

            people who victimize their selves over something that is not meant in a cruel way is what perpetuates stereotypes.

          • Just Sayin'

            Shut up Winston!

          • The Truth

            Nah, I'll keep my costume thanks. Let me know if you need help getting that stick outta your ass

        • Cartman

          Well said Jew, well said. Now where are you hiding all your jew gold!?

      • tagbadger

        Stereotyping, not being racist. They are costumes, no one is doing anything to anyone. Whoever takes the costumes as some kind of fact-of-life is retarded, and not-wearing such a costume isn't going to help those people in the first place.

        Bravo internet. Bravo!

    • Winston Wolfe

      Hilarious meme, but blackface and cultural appropriation is never cool. I know you think you "can't be racist cause you have friends that are _________," but they (we) secretly hate you. I know you're a 'Murrican and all, and you will wear what you want, maybe just think twice about a racist costume.

      • j22

        They secretly hate me? It's because they are butthurt and too puss to say anything.

        • Winston Wolfe

          Your "friends" are too CONSIDERATE to raise the issue probably, or maybe they're just exhausted. Call it 'butthurt' if it makes you feel like a stronger person, but I am very disappointed that the Chive would set the shitty tone of the comments.

          "It didn't seem to sit well with Americans, specifically the part of America that's on the internet. It has been deemed 'Butthurt Halloween'. The University of Ohio is in America, the people holding the signs are likely American, and there are many people in America, on the internet, and part of your Chive community, that support their effort. Instead of taking a stance against racist imagery and the perpetuation of negative stereotypes, the Chive, via Mac the Intern, minimizes racism and its harm on communities of color. Thumbs down, Chive.

          • El Burrito

            Wait…I thought Mac was a Mexican.

            • MylesofStyles

              Wrong. Mac is African.

      • ...

        damn, dont you dare wearing jeans, they were made in america!
        if you do you are a racist

        • TitoRigatoni

          Jeans? Made in America? Not for about 20 years…

      • Kris

        But the Wayans Bros. can make "White Chicks", a film where they wear whiteface, and call it a comedy. Eddie Griffin can wear whiteface in Deuce Bigalow and it's supposed to be funny. You're a racist cunt.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Best point ever.

        • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

          somebody give this guy a medal

        • asdf

          dont forget about eddie murphy… that snl sketch was awesome

        • BelowHeavens

          Holla at me when white people have been enslaved for 400 hundrad years, and then get set free into a system that screws them at every turn. Oh and be mocked, told you're less then human, have you're art & music stolen, you're families ripped apart by drugs and violence and you're culture mocked. Then you have the right to make fun of the people that did that to you.

          • Ima Dick

            FYI. Every race has been enslaved at some point, many times by their own race. In fact, African tribes were enslaving other tribes long before they started exporting them to America.

          • mee

            I do believe whites were enslaved by whites. I believe their title was surfs. This went on longer than 400 "hundrad" years. The worst part about black slavery, was the fact that their own tribes sold those slaves to the whites. If anything you should be mad at your own ancestors for selling your family into slavery. On top of that if you they were never sold into slavery you ancestors would still be stuck in a 3rd word country and you would not be here. Be thankful for your life.

            • Orlando

              Wow Chive, we've devolved into defending racism and justifying slavery … in 2011.

              • Whale

                I'm guessing you're a pussy and voting for Obama. Got it.

                • Hates US Politics

                  Oh Whale.. Mitt is a Twitt an you know it.. 😉

            • herb

              As a rule of thumb, when mocking someone's misspelling (to wit, "hundrad") it is best to make certain you spell "serf" correctly. Serfdom was not a title, as that was the onus of the landed gentry, but a catch-all term for villeins outside the yeoman class. It was a shitty life, certainly, having to cede the better portion of one's crops to the master unto whose lap one has laid ones head, but it was a might bit better than the conditions of the American slave ships.

              I know, I know: it's no fun when some ruins the "white slavery" argument with facts, but I'm only pointing out what has already happened. Conditions of underclassed and unclassed whites, even in this country, has been superior to the treatment of white-on-black slavery because of the simple human trait that it is easier to mistreat someone who doesn't look like you.

              • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

                Once the n-word has ceased to be an expression as to how one greets a friend or cohort, I will be more inclined to listen to your arguments. Everybody has to deal with shit. For example, the Holocaust was a shitty thing. Does that mean that the current Germans deserve to get ripped? Does it mean, even, decedents of those who had grandfathers etc… participate in the acts? Not in my opinion. People do shitty things to one another; that's life. When popular belief was that the world was flat, anybody who thought that the world was round was an idiot and therefore ostracized. Anybody who thought slavery was inhuman at the time it was popular was an idiot and ostracized. We may even be on the brink of one of those situations currently.

                Apparently PETA is suing SeaWorld for slavery of animals, specifically whales, if that makes a difference. Is it stupid? I personally think so, but who knows what the future holds. Perhaps, 20-40 years down the road scientists are able to find something that is supposed to represent the soul, and it ends up inside every animal. Would that mean that we've possibly been eating people? Would it be mandatory by law to become vegans? I know that I am probably comparing apples to oranges, but it seems silly to degrade ones hardship in perspective to another because in the end it is all opinions.

                To get to the point of the matter, I find it just as every bit racist to blame white people for today's problems. We are changing albeit to slowly, but social thinking isn't a light switched that can be flipped on and off. I made a comparison earlier about how people thought that it was absurd and offensive to think that the world was round rather than flat. It took time, but we eventually got it right. Playing victim and pointing fingers never gets shit figured out. This very reason can be seen in Congress where Republicans and Democrats both try to just push the blame on the other rather than say fuck it we screwed up, let's fix this before SHTF. Just my opinion, and i would like to apologize for typing so much. When I get started there is little that can get me to stop. 😉

                • berrygirl

                  Amen!

                • Fantastical

                  That was awesome. Well done!

              • Justin D.

                I agree.

              • James

                Ok, groovy, now try to tell us that the Romans and Greeks didn't enslave white people as actual slaves for a thousand years. Good luck with that.

          • http://twitter.com/beavis8abird @beavis8abird

            400 hundrad, is that not 40,000?

            • Booyah

              Nerd alert

          • goddamn

            Holla back when you notice jew are white and went through more shit than black people. Nobody stole your music and art (you music is shit & if a white person does it better thats not whiteys fault.) Your people sold your ancestors into slavery and the drugs and violence seem to be a part of your culture that your proud of.

            And nobodies done shit to you,you were nevera slave and no white person has owned slaves since the civil war.

            • Embarrassed4U

              I am guessing that you must be talking about Rap music when you say "your music is shit", which is ironic, because the "rap" music that is played on the radio, is in fact a white interpretation of Hip Hop music that has been packaged and sold to those who are too stupid to find real Hip Hop… And those that listen to real Hip Hop can agree that the Rap you hear in the mainstream is crap. When you say "nobody stole your music", I'm going to assume you have no idea who Elvis Presley is and his history. And I DAM well hope you don't listen to Rock music… because that was originally and came from "black" music (IE: Chuck Berry, the real king of Rock 'n Roll). Here is a quick history lesson, because I'm looking out for you and don't want you to go making stupid statements about something you don't know about again:

              The immediate roots of rock and roll lay in the rhythm and blues ("black" music), then called "race music", and country music of the 1940s and 1950s. Particularly significant influences were jazz ("black" music), blues ("black" music), gospel (("black" music), country, and folk. Commentators differ in their views of which of these forms were most important and the degree to which the new music was a re-branding of African American rhythm and blues for a white market, or a new hybrid of black and white forms."

              So hopefully the ONLY music you listen to is Country (or is it CUNTry?), because "black" music has its roots in almost all popular genres of music today. And i KNOW, that your dumb-ass most likely tries to grind on some WT girl at the club to "black" music. So stop being ignorant and learn a thing or two about your history before rambling off some useless logic trying to insult a race, when in fact your just insulting mine (yep, I'm white too you ignorant fool).

              "no white person has owned slaves since the civil war"
              Slave: A person who is the legal property of another and is forced to obey them.

              Want to re-think that statement?

              • MylesofStyles

                Sure you're white buddy.

          • Jade

            Since I am Native American and my ancestors went through similar strife, allow me to give you some advice: Stfu. I see people dressed as Native Americans every year for Halloween, with a full head dress and tomahawk. Is it ignorant to our culture and stereotypical, maybe. Do I stay up at night worrying about it? No. Everyone should remember history as to not repeat it, but do not go on and on as if you were the one who suffered through the Holocaust or the Trail of Tears or slavery. I may not agree with some of the more racist costumes but I damn sure will not rabble off the pretentious nonsense you just spewed.

          • chris

            Holla at me when the African Americans have been slaughtered by the millions and forced to live on crappy pieces of land called "reservations" like my fellow Native Americans. Until your people have had that happen to them, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

            LONG LIVE SAUK FOX NATION!!!!!!

          • boobs

            boobs

          • Matt

            TYPICAL

        • Guest

          I guess ther is no point in arguing your point since you make reference of such cultural beacons of society, the Wayans Bros. and Eddie Griffin.

        • CalgaryChivette

          Might have fallen in love right here.

      • Crazy

        You sure do suck balls!

    • MonkeyMadness

      So…. people in Mexico don't ride donkeys?

      • speedy

        burros sir, they are called burros…

        • Carter2

          Me gusta.

          • OQuijas

            Well I'm mexican, and I find it funny..

            And burros are used only in towns, but is normal to think so, in Africa there are not naked people running after a a giraffe, or not everybody in the U.S. is like Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin….

            Gracias senor por darnos ElChivo todos los dias con sus mujeres con futuros problemas the espalda baja y el miercoles dia de las nalgas

            • Rod

              jajajajjaja muy bueno!

            • ros

              y no te olvides Gato Sábado!

              • Guest

                You know I don't speak Spanish!

      • peidrou

        no, seeñor, en mexico se llama "tu mama"

      • Stan_Dalone

        of course they do

    • rogaine works

      "Do not stereotype me"

      Wears stereotypical gold chain

      • xxxx

        YOU LIE!!!!!!!

      • xxxx

        …rogaine does NOT work

    • nemesis

      You confuse someone telling you what to wear and someone asking you not to be a dick. Your first point should read:

      1. I'm American and I want to be a dick.

      • BigHate

        Welcome to freedom of speech.

        • Andrew

          The freedom to be racist?

          • 4398

            yep. when was there never freedom to be racist? you can be racist, just not let it infringe on your workings in society. who gives a shit how racist someone is if all they do is talk?

            • Orlando

              I give a shit how racist someone is.

            • Andrew

              The right to Freedom of Speech will always have limitations. It is not a free pass to say what ever you want, I.E child pornography or hate speech.

              Plus these people are expressing THEIR right to free speech, by saying that they find these costumes offensive. It is disheartening to see that some people are denying them that right either from a lack of education / understanding or from genuine hatred.

              • Aaron in Orlando

                And these comments are also free speech. Free speech easily becomes a dialogue back and forth. The majority of commentors here, and I'd say most Americans, would easily defend both sides right to say what they think.
                Disagreeing with someone's political correctness isn't hate speech, it's still free speech.

              • MylesofStyles

                No one is denying them the right to say that they find these costumes offensive, so don't deny anyone's right to laugh at them for being total poofters.

      • ...

        let me guess.
        in you case it would say: im not american / i am of color, let me whine about racism.
        amirite?

        • meh

          I think the fact that we can openly make fun of other races is a sign of improvement, endeering almost, like making fun of a buddy. People who think that is racist, is racist themselves! I mean, if someone wants to dress up as white trash, I certainly won't get offended. I have a latina girlfriend, and the mexican thing doesn't bother her.

          • Obi-Too

            I am all for inappropriate costumes, as they are hilarious. like that one about a boy going down on a priest that the Chive protested awhile ago. That said, lets not shit ourselves, there is definitely some racism. EVERYONE is racist.

            • thedude325

              The real racists are those who think ceartain races should be "protected" and given favor. Equality means everyone has the right to laugh at whoever they want, equally.

              • Ima Dick

                /thread

              • @myawfulroommate

                if you use your freedom to express your racism you're a piece of shit. Don't squander what you have on pointless hate, go out and do something with your life.

    • cdor

      puto

      • the other Jen

        i love that in america we still (sort of) have the freedom to do whatever the fuck we want. embrace that. because shit like this and people like this want to change that. like kids cant wear scary costumes to school anymore? WTF is that bullshit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1174860146 Shawn Bell

      I'm a damned proud American. Grow thicker skin and stop being a whiny bitch about a costume. If you want the stereotype gone, do something about it. Black people didn't want to be slaves any more, so they started playing sports. Jews didn't want to be killed en mass anymore, so they became accountants. And white people didn't want to be classified as fat, lazy, short attention span so we

      • dunstbin

        I see what you di

      • The Truth

        I was gonna question the logistics of sports-playing and accounting freeing Blacks and Jews but then I finished and that was just too good. Well done sir.

    • KaNo

      is not America is United States of America or USA or EUA or US…America is the name of the continent

      • the other Jen

        Mac, will you be dressing up as a mexican or a suicide bomber?

      • mee

        Or maybe North America

      • Turkey

        That's kind of a moot point; if you turn on the news and they refer to "American troops in Iraq" are you automatically going to assume Mexican or Canadian troops? Probably not.

        • @myawfulroommate

          I'd assume they were Mexican because most of our army isn't white

          • Hovie

            not true. spend a minute in the infantry (aka- the guys who actually do the fighting) and you'll see that it's predominantly white middle class kids. I think current demographic surveys have the army, in it's entirety, being ~75% white. check your facts.

          • MylesofStyles

            Operation Get Behind Darkie?

        • @Turkey

          That's probably the most stupid way to defend the misappropriation of the name of the entire continent. Turn on the news in any other country in America that isn't "America" or anywhere else in the world for that matter and you'll hear them referring to the USA troops as that "USA Troops".

    • Arete

      Do you really think your freedom to act like a racist dick is more important than someone else's freedom to not suffer racism?

      Just because you are free to do something, it does not mean you should do it. The stereotyping these posters discuss is cruel and ignorant.

      • goddamnIAM

        Yeah but you would laugh your ass off if a fat person fell despite not knowing if said fatty had health problems to contributed to the fattness.

        Make fun of everybody or nobody.

    • andrew

      I almost died at #10

    • _nando_

      WOW get the fuck outta here racist fuck. Of course hes gonna say hes not but bull fuckin shit, putting some dumb ass comment like that clearly shows it.

    • @myawfulroommate

      this is America and these students have just as much right to call you out on your racist costume as you do to wear it. It all boils down to choices, my roommates and I are having a huge Halloween party tonight and if somebody wearing one of those racist costumes shows up we're turning them away at the door.

      • Ryan

        Sounds like your party blowed big white/black/mexican balls.

    • xvb

      sure thing, duder. it's america. you have the right to shit in whoever's eyes you want, right?
      who cares if it makes people think you're a pointless sack of diseased dicks.

      THIS' MMMURKA! DONT YEW TELL ME WHO I CAN'T OFFEND! THISSS MMMMURRRKAAA!! YYYEAAAHHH!!
      Tell you what, lemme go dressed as you, next halloween, i'll dress up as an overweight, unemployed, whiny little douchebag screaming and screaming and screaming for my mommy to wipe my ass.

      YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO! THISSSIS MMMURRKAAAA!!!!!!

    • Tom Tucker

      This just in… People on the interwebs get on their high horse and all self-righteous too damn easily, drink a beer and calm the fuck down. Now for a look at your blacky weather forecast, Ollie?

      • Gradaddy

        it's gon' rain!

    • videologic

      Maybe some mexicans etc could dress up as a stereotypical american. Not many of those cosutmes online, but this might fit the bill: http://tackytouristphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/…

    • noobs

      bahaha best troll pictures ever

  • wolfe

    I thought she was a horse… hmm…

    • da2conan

      #15 FTW

  • winston

    #18, #19

    The University of Ohio just got bacon-grizzle bitchsmacked by the internet. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

    • dorkfish

      I dont know what bacon-grizzle bitchsmacked is, but it sounds yummy.

    • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

      I laughed harder at this post then i probably should have.

    • questionmonkey

      uni joke oh right…

    • http://www.facebook.com/jim.hollingsworth Jim Hollingsworth

      Good thing "The University of Ohio" doesn't exist.

    • WhizzleJizz

      Bacon??? There's bacon???

  • crackalakalaka

    Where is the "cracker" costume ?

    • float

      you're not allowed to make sterotypes of the people who sign your checks…

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

        FUCKING LOL!

      • guest

        nice.

      • Jordan

        or hand you stamps lol

        • ThatGuy

          Your circle of friends hardly comprise a representative sample. Also no one said anything about "stamps". I float was referring to whites in general being in more positions of power in this country, and thus more likely to be signing paychecks.

      • Ali

        hahahaha good one

      • CNG

        LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

      no because that wouldn't be racist apparently

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502560669 Natalie Ann

      yeah…if ethnic minorities are offended why don't they just dress up like white stereotypes. there are enough to go around hillbilies, guidos, yuppies, crooked politicians, meth addicts, girls who give oral on the first date, skiers, white kids who think they're Rastafarian, emos….i can go on.

      • nerdchaser

        Lmao. Girls who give oral on the first date.

        • CNG

          Im pretty keen on those.

      • chivester

        unfortunately didn't get enough of those at my door on halloween

    • Jason

      White people are never, ever allowed to complain about anything. That's why you don't see a cowboy or redneck costume with a white guy looking all depressed up there.

      • zephi42

        I'll complain about whatever I want!
        For example:
        I MEAN GODDAMN it is such a burden being able to snag a taxi anytime of the day or night I want!

        So there, fuckers.

  • taylor

    #25

    roflmao

    • RAS

      Me 2

    • Eh.

      Really?… I was over this joke a year and a half ago. It just wont die.

      • guy

        Niether will her acting carrier … you still have to laugh

      • Logan

        THANK YOU! that shit's just old(and wasn't all that funny to begin with). just let it die.

        • ThatGuy

          You mean like Sarah Jessica Parker herself?

    • 908243

      i already knew Sarah Jessica Parker wasn't Dylan…..

    • AllTaco

      I don't get it. Nothing changed.

    • AZchiver

      It would be funnier if the horse didn't want to be associated with Sarah Jessica Parker. Otherwise, not that funny.

  • chrisdg74

    #13 – Someone's seen Face/Off

    • 90's illiterate

      ohhhh….i was wondering what the hell who that was.
      I went through the whole list w/o getting it till just now.

    • MacNCheesePro

      This one actually cracked me up.

    • Kris

      I'm fucking retarded. I didn't get that joke until now.

    • SARmedic

      That one was awesome, lol.

      • MattKL

        Oh yeah, totally awesome. That and #18 are the best ones.

  • Mr Ruffles

    #25 Nailed it!

    • Really?

      Obviously they stole that from Tuff Guy….he has it "date stamped" I believe.

    • bumble

      bravo

  • Jay

    Excellent.

  • deleted7104802

    #5 is definitely ok at my party

    • Frank Enstein

      both of them

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I agree with Mike and Frank. Haha And Frank, Ann Frank. Haha its funny

    • BMOC

      she should be at every party!

      • davo

        what is it with guys really into underage looking chicks

        • BMOC

          well shes 22. i wont deny that face

  • notpaula

    #2 you're a terrorist bomber? you're right asshole, that is not okay. I hate this PC garbage nonsense

    • no, really

      Wow. You… you're… stupid.

    • notnotpaula

      fuck you're stupid, you bring whole new levels to stupidity.

    • rapidwestvillage

      shmuck

    • Leonel Libreyloko

      And the crown for stupid comment goes to…..

    • Stan_Dalone

      #2 You don't like the stereotype? it is your house, fight the bastards in your house who create it and it will go away, in the mean time deal with it

      • McBeastie

        Leonel was a little early in giving away the crown for stupidest comment.

      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        I TOTALLY fucking agree with STan .. dont' like. Fix the problem on YOUR BORDERSE ,in your FRONT YARD .. so we don't have go over there and show you dumb shits how its done.

        fuckin' POGs, Cunts and whinny little shit bags of cum rags ..

    • Niceguy

      Wow… Americans and even more stupid and intolerant than I thought…

      • BFMFan

        not even a grammatically complete sentence… and it is to call Americans stupid. Where are you from, Ace?

        • MissVega84

          so many first world problems.

  • chicago

    #5 ..looks Ok as costume or everyday wear

    • ssstoopid

      Yeah, the innocent but also slutty look is definitely a win/win.

      • ssstoopid

        any day of the year

  • Dutch Biggums

    #18 made me lol.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Needs a TMNT / Sexy TMNT follow-up pic

    • 111

      nc

  • Paul

    It was a great post. Internet does not forgive!

  • Danny

    Hidden costume post….sneaky chive, very sneaky. Saw the Sarah Jessica Parker one coming a mile away.

    • Smalls

      Wow! You are AWESOMESAUCE!!!!

    • The_Dood

      I can't believe that I didn't.

  • theyellowfever

    Internet. Fucking. Gold.

  • misschris

    #9 I dunno…. I mean, it's KINDA who you are….

    • driz

      SWEET JOOONES SMOKE SUMP'IN BITCH

  • jared

    Are they claiming that terrorists represent their own culture?

    • BigHate

      Good point.

    • BaltimoreChiver

      I mean, I'm an Arab..and i'm going as one of those for halloween..gotta be able to laugh at yourself sometimes!

      Plus. It's hilarious.

      • Wow...

        Heads up Baltimore…he's trying to bring you closer.

      • zephi42

        Baltimore, hats off to you. You and your fantastic sense of humor.

  • ThatGuy

    #14 is full of win. This whole gallery is hilarious. Good show old chive.

  • http://www.sublimedirectory.com ChodeLauncher

    Is the horse holding the Sarah picture, or the other way around?

    • pjsupremex

      chodelauncher- holy fuckin win of a name!!!

      • Eat Shit

        Name your firstborn chodelauncher since you find it to be such a win…or change your name to that.

    • https://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      i think sarah is holding the picture but it might have been funnier the other way around lol.

    • TheMadZak

      Nice, Chodelauncher!

  • Paula's mom

    #25 LOL Horseface.

    • WOW

      why does everyone hate on Sara? Im not saying she is hot or anything but damn. people on here are defending all kinds of things but everyone is ok for hating on Sara. As long as its not racism its ok right?

  • abcdefg

    #8 is the best

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