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  • Hmm

    All too pretty to be single

    • hootie bootie

      That's ridiculous Hmm- Attention ladies: When you meet a guy do you want to hear that he was recently dumped or had his heart broken? I didn't think so, neither do we. It makes you look weak and unattractive (which most of you certainly are not.)

      • Mr. T

        #14, dat ass

      • SilkySapper

        Guys want to hear a girl is recently dumped though, cuz then they're vulnerable and will do stuff they otherwise wouldn't. And please, guys don't go on this site for anything more than see a couple funny pictures and some cameraphone pics of half naked girls with self-esteem issues.

    • Gurudel

      BatShit Crazy is one of the only reasons they can be this hot and single.

      • Mike Hunt

        If you stay with someone just for their looks you are doin it wrong.

        • huy

          if you're settling for someone that you're not attracted to, you're doing it wrong…

      • Billy

        Reminds me of the saying, "No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere is tired of her shit."

    • Murlion

      Every beautiful women needs to be single at some point, else we'd never have a shot

    • Earl

      sluts

    • bob

      maybe their boyfriends got tired of them sending half naked photos to strangers. not really the marrying type if they have to have approval from people they don't know. hmmm….

      • chuck

        Bob is a little insecure hmmm……

        • Jawbone

          Bob nailed it. On the fucking head.

    • The Dude

      Hot single girls = bat shit crazy

      • AndySaximus

        Bat shit crazy = freak in the sheets

    • durr

      lol why do pretty girls HAVE to be in relationships?

  • minz

    Ayyyyyy sexayyy ladyyyy

  • zissou

    maybe 1st?

    • zissou

      damn….to slow

      • zissou

        damn….too illiterate

    • Dave

      Maybe you're a jerkoff?

  • DAYUMMMM

    I vote for a newly single chivette dating site!!!

    • SilkySapper

      There already is a chive dating site

      • MattyDeuce

        Has absolutely nothing to do with the Chive, you are aware? It's a site that is essentially targeted to people in NYC, and I assume they pay the Chive a decent chunk of money to advertise and deem it "Chive Dating" because otherwise, nobody from this site would use it. A legit Chive dating site would be ridiculously awesome…perhaps we could get on that, John?

    • silkySapper

      see the link at the top of the page that says "Dating"?

      • monoxxide

        Nobody wants to really pay for a dating site when you have several that are 100% free, It is a good idea on a simple concept of just sayin "how bout we" and then say stuff like "walk downtown and talk" but to pay for a service that you could do for free or in person for free is stupid and I feel bad for all the suckers that get duped into paying for it. aside from all that BS, all the girls look hot but you have to think why did they get dumped in the first place? And to me I would love to have one as beautiful as there gals.

      • Sutimonster

        It's for some other site and actually most of the girls on there don't even know what Chive is. So, yes it would nice for Chive to create their own.

    • Kr14

      How cool would that be

  • Los

    All probably crazy too…

    • NOOO

      Don't you know, all the hot ones are crazy….

      ….ugly ones too

    • no wai

      coo coo

    • Forty Creek

      They have to learn about the bird of true love…. The swallow.

    • Teddy Roxspin

      They've got to be crazy… I mean, all the hot ones always are. I've hit this roadblock way too many times. BAT. SHIT. CRAZY..

    • wolverinechiver

      There's a hot/crazy gradient. The hotter the chick is, the more crazy you will put up with.

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    None of you will be single long

    • Dick Dickington

      When is a good looking girl ever "truly single"? Never

      • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

        A truly good looking girl is never in a monogamous relationship either. They get the perks of a boyfriend from all the dopes in the friend zone.

  • BigtotheD

    #2 Red Lipstick on a beautiful women is so f-n hot!

    • Forty Creek

      Nothing like a little lipstick around the dipstick.

      • Jawbone

        And the incredible acne on her chin!! HOOOOTTT!

  • Travioso

    #9 i like you

    • roger

      she did a big poo-poo.

  • Los

    #24 those eyes!!

    • Jonny Apps

      …that……hair?..Is that hair under her arm?!

    • YOYO

      and by eyes you mean boobs right?

    • Ricky

      She's hot as hell – but the tat on her hip would suggest those aren't the same girl… Unfortunately might be fake.. lammme

  • hooray

    HEY! I CAN SEE DOWN YOUR SHIRT! -JOE DIRT #21

    • superduperchiver

      Beautiful! Chive we need more!

    • gmen

      did you really just quote joe dirt?

  • NovemBeard

    Holy shitballs, #'s 1 & 11 are stunners!

    • GottaDoEverything4u

      #1 #11

      • Danno

        #11 Your boyfriend was gay…..really really gay.

  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #32 #33 Spectacular!!

    • JMAKK

      What baffles me is behind every one of these hot chivettes is a guy who is tired of smashing it.. WTF is wrong with these guys?

      • itgetsold

        They're not as desperate as you. They can actually find and get hot ass

  • guest

    #9 – amazing!

    • mahendra

      hiiiiiiiiii. smile is so cuit

  • joe

    Number #33!!

    • Solitaire

      perfect way to end the set. What a damn fine body.

    • 650

      somewhere, someone is tired of would eat her shit

    • Number 33

      Hey Guys! <3 I also made the DAR for the 29th! #44 on there!! Thanks so much for all your comments 🙂

      • Jonesy

        You are absolutely stunning….and wont be single for long !

    • https://www.facebook.com/malcolm.stuttard.1 Malcolm Stuttard

      perfection, need anymore be said.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chase.crow.9 Chase Crow

    #23 please

    • Spencetron

      You got your priorities straight at least.

    • SLy_C

      Hi

      • gnaz

        *whom
        Buy you're hot so who cares 🙂

        • MattyDeuce

          *But, smartass 😉

    • Paulsy

      This girl is absolutely gorgeous and is still wearing all her clothes. Don't get me wrong, I love the half naked pics just like anyone else, but I love a girl who can look sexy without having to shed her clothes…

      • http://www.facebook.com/chase.crow.9 Chase Crow

        Correct @ paulsy. Shows class

    • FarmBoy

      Yes, she is beautiful. I would love to meet her.

    • Tyler

      Absoulutely Beautiful !!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/zack.kovacs Zack Kovacs

        All of this is true, and shes got a great smile!

    • Jezza67

      Whom.

  • sfb101

    #30 You're adorable!
    #7 Cat's eyes?

    • KRAUTMAN

      #7 GORGEOUS

  • BOB

    these sluts were all single two weeks ago too…. and they'll be single again in a month

    • savagecabbage

      too true. Why is it always the guy's fault?

    • Tony_zavala84

      Exgirlfriend problems?

    • Dust

      Clearly one of the EX's…

  • Just sayin'

    #18 That is all.

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      That ass tough!

    • absure2

      MOAR

  • JQD

    #3 Judging by the blood splatter behind her. She is a crazy psycho and killed him.

    • Team C

      *Spatter

      • http://twitter.com/JustinYnolds @JustinYnolds

        *Satter

      • SilkySapper

        splatter and spatter are synonyms.

    • Chivette

      Just a huge Dexter fan, I painted that… Although I do have my CPL, I did not kill my ex to make that picture! Hahah!

      • Skermitt

        Dexter rocks. You're sexy. And does CPL stand for Cyberathlete Professional League!? Lol, I'm gunna go with no. No it does not.

        • Chivette

          CPL means Criminally Psychotic License. I have to check in with a court appointed psychiatrist once a week, but otherwise I'm just your normal Chivette.

          • Dexter

            So… you're actually psychotic?

          • Chivette

            Thanks for replying for me… Really close to what it actually stands for! Haha! However it really stands Concealed Pistol License. No I am not crazy, I'm quite down to earth actually!

            • thramazing

              She also will whip your ass in CoD

            • Justaguy

              Nice. A beautiful chick with a gun:)

            • weldsoft

              uh oh, "down to earth"…

  • 95blackz26

    #1 #10 #15 #33

    • maboze1x

      #1 has that number for a reason!

  • StarboardEngine

    #30

    I don't believe you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/adam.runcie Adam Runcie

      You can be my chivette anytime.

  • Brandon

    #1 #3 #23 #26

    • RobboJohn

      The pick of the bunch.

  • dom

    I would break up with a girl too who wanted to put there bodies out there for everyone else….

    • SVSumm

      100 % Agree.

    • Tony_zavala84

      Said insecure

    • Mike

      If you're that insecure to be worried about other people looking at your girl, then you don't deserve her in the first place. There are ALWAYS going to be people checking out your girl (for good or for bad), so man up and deal with it.

      • Tom

        Well said

      • Buntcake72

        Damn skippy, now if she fucks said "other guy" theeennn you can be pissed. But on the flip side, a lot more women are becoming very vain and selfish these days. Steer clear of the one's who idolize the dullards on Real Housewives or the Kardashians.

      • Steve

        Plus you are the one that gets to go home and bang her like a Salvation Army drum.

    • Umm

      Why are you here and looking for that matter?

    • The wind

      If i had a girl that had a body worth showing I'd be proud not mad. Boundaries though.

    • can't help it

      *their

    • bee

      you went to look at newly singles, on "the chive" site…tons of pics of women, all sent in by them not someone else.
      and if i had a girl who looked like these, i would be proud to see her showing her looks off, cause at the end of the day , she comes home with me.

      • majorfathead

        umm not if she's in this post…. jussayin

  • https://www.facebook.com/chris.franklin.963434 Chris Franklin

    I'll take a #26, with extra Chives, please!

    • TheYesMan25

      Extra chivettes more like it 🙂

    • Sirwally

      #24 now that's Tha shit I like.

  • marque4th

    #23 Beautiful… that dog is beautiful.

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