• dedubs

    #27 #36 #38 Mother of God, where do you find these women chive?

    • FunKiller

      I think you've got it backwards, dedubs. They find theChive.

      • NOOO

        we are in the wrong line of business

    • scaggnettii

      In the bat shit crazy bin in your local town…

      • dedubs

        I can deal with bat shit crazy for a minute

        • Jack Wagon

          I love it when women play with their tits, fucking sexy as hell #32

          • gmen

            …but if we play with our balls, we're disgusting. go figure

            • HUNGRY


  • penguin slayer


    • Jonny Apps

      They're ?!

    • Jonny Apps

      I'm willing to bet you're a "your" type of guy…..

    • Mark_Chris_Top5

      One of the guys who got dumped ahah

    • Shepard Wong

      He's single too…spelled his girlfriend's name wrong!

  • wut

    dedubs is gay

    • STFU

      awwww did somebody want the first post and not get it? huhuhu

    • http://www.facebook.com/krisvu Kris Van Unen

      how do I meet some of these beautys

  • Mark_Chris_Top5

    Mark and Chris' Top5:

    #7, #9, #16, #25, #36

    • loves sammiches


      Oh to live in Chicago.

      • ChicagoT-Bone

        Wait… I do… exxxxxxcellent…

    • Jason

      #7 where does this one live?

    • chivester

      I'm sure #7 is another internet myth…she can't possibly be single

      • Mark_Chris_Top5

        and i sure as hell can't imagine someone stupid enough to cheat on her!

  • NoZ

    #33 I love redheads

    • ejaculASIAN

      she either has a huge camera or a small face…either way…nice boobs.

    • genie

      from her hands and angle showed, I'd say she's old.

      • Just Me

        Just because she isn't 20 something doesn't make her old. She's still sexy.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #8 I'll marry you today

    • Nat3dawg

      His loss for sure, she's gorgeous!

    • fed

      my favorite as well… i guess some men can't handle the heat

    • IrishInNJ

      This is my bet for the chick that will "randomly" get her own spread in TheChive once her agent talks with the guys.

      • DrGarnicus

        And now we play the waiting game

    • mak

      OMG!!!! She is beautiful!!

    • DDD

      Just because she broke up doesnt mean she wants to move into your mothers basement with you…

    • Colonel Obvious

      Face of an angel… and a bit of a devil in there. Damn.

    • ast33

      Are you Rich ? or even real ?

  • fucked

    So much for collecting those 50 states quarters

    • FunKiller

      Hey come on man, don't give up on your dreams!

  • rAs

    #29 He sounds like a douche. Can I ask you out via text?

    • PizdusInc

      What a pussy for breaking up over text.

      • Jaybone

        Im from Sask too! Recently single chiver!!!

    • Jen

      i think this is the girl that has been sending the pics in over and over in front of the sink with her underboob and crazy eyes!

  • Where's Dildo

    #9 wow. I hope they are not all show.

    • MerryChristmas

      The one and only @_SHill_ of course. Definitely not all show.

  • Jonny Apps

    #3 Looks like he was a good plumber too. Nice shower.

    • Mike Hunt

      I'll bet she enjoys it…

    • Vic

      #3 is too sexy….

      • b-rad

        thats for sure dead gorgeous!

  • This


    • nate33uc

      #15 #18 #19 #21 #38

    • CowboyChiver

      FUCK YEAH!!

      • Yuppp


  • wantomas

    This post would be more effective with phone numbers.

    • Bustanut

      Yeah, posting women's phone numbers on the Internet is effective if they want motivation to change phone numbers afterwards.

    • Boy Howdy

      Post yours. You can make book they'll call.

    • RooFeeOOO

      Do any of these ladies, or anyone for that matter, still use the Chive Dating site?

  • http://www.facebook.com/josh.james.733 Josh James

    Christmas came early. 🙂

    • Oops

      So did I…

      • Salt

        No doubt. There isn't a woman on this list that I wouldn't show the most disappointing 30 seconds of their life.

    • nate33uc

      #22 she would make anything come early….good lord. so close

  • Jeff

    #35 with that beautiful smile you won't be single for long!

    • Vic

      no kidding cute as hell. i want her already..

    • nate33uc

      #12 – same?

      • FarmBoy

        That's what I was thinking. She's not wearing the ring in the other photo so who knows, but whatever. FIND!

        • https://www.facebook.com/neagoe Andrew Neagoe

          Yup, same girl

  • eaddict

    Oh, to be single myself again..

    • 29er

      You know, you can make that happen.

    • https://www.facebook.com/therapcat Chris Flores

      I just made it happen. Unfortunately, it takes 6 months in California…..soon. #singlechiver

    • Emily

      If you're thinking or saying that, you probably should be.

  • sfb101

    #27 She enlightens me.
    #8 Those eyes…
    #39 Great porno mouth!

    • nate33uc

      #15 – oh brittany

  • BigSchem

    #17, #18 and #24 please

    Also, I would gladly date #37 and not dump her so I wouldn't have to miss those glorious curves

  • Matt

    Need to find one of these girls in norcal asap

    • TrueStory

      Sorry, these don't exist up there. They are all down here is SoCal.

      • Matt

        goddammitsomuch >.<

  • Will

    #1 and # 27 I think John is trying to tell us something.

    • JSJ

      She definitely looks like wifey material!

  • Jeff

    #38 I am enjoying you. You'd make a fantastic Christmas present to unwrap!

    • Ian

      That girl wrote civer

  • Brandon

    Dammit, I can't get the bar in #3 out of the way.

    • fed

      "words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm."

    • Danno

      She won't be single for long…unless that bar is the reason she got dumped.

      • its_forge

        Why, because her nipples are bristling with 3-inch steel spikes?

    • http://www.facebook.com/paul.rice.528 Paul Rice

      who would be stupid enough to cheat on a body like that!!!

  • Swizzle dick

    #39 ill take 2 please… You're EX bf is one dumb sumabitch

    • FBGM

      Probably sucks a mean dick

    • Teddy Roxspin

      I've dated women just a beautiful, if not better, but let me tell you something my friend…. You can't fix crazy. Like the post above, some guy somewhere is sick of their shit. It's a trial and error game until you find the right one. Doesn't mean someone's an idiot, just means they weren't a good match. Or they were Bat. Shit. Crazy!

      • UhHuh

        Whatever man…

      • grumpy

        Thank you for those words of whatever-you-thought-was-wisdom.

  • wvufan2001

    My question is what the hell were these guys thinking breaking up with these women? IDOTS!!

    • Gah

      Haha, idots? Irony?

    • True Story

      No matter how good she looks, somebody, somewhere is sick of her shit.

    • Guest

      While I understand the sentiment of what you're saying, to imply that a woman can make you happy just because she's attractive only displays how superficial and shallow (not to mention alone…) you really are. Physical attraction is very important in a realationship, but it certainly isn't everything. To stay in a relationship with a woman simply because she's attractive is wasting both of your time. Do yourself a favor, and have a real relationship some day…

      • northerner

        Well said, Guest. There's two sides to every story. Could have been the fault of both parties. Could have been the lady was in fact, not one, and acted irresponsibly. Guys have terrible reps for being irresponsible turds in relationships. The pendulum swings BOTH ways. Pics are surface representations only.

        • DrGarnicus

          You two knocked it out of the park on those replies.

  • FunKiller

    #15 You are the epitome of cute.

    • FarmBoy

      She needs to be found. I'd love to take her on a date.

      • WTQ

        I know her. She's from Iowa

  • Yowza

    You should all go out a pick up a random guy. Just to make you feel better.

    • Random Guy

      DAMN RIGHT!!

    • ChivetoSurvive


    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      random guy right here

    • its_forge

      And completely unrelated, I'm now selling RANDOM GUY t-shirts on my web site…

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top