Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (46 Photos)

by: John

In: DAR, High-Res

Dec 21, 2012

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Saj

1st BOOM

Jeebs

Hey chive, please do me a favor and make it easier for me to X out of these stupid fucking advertisements at the bottom of every fucking page I look at. I don't even know what a zoosk is. And I understand you guys are here for profit but for fucks sake, how bout a little common courtesy.

Jack Wagon

My favorite advertisements are the ones that take up the ENTIRE FUCKING SCREEN on my DROID4. Yup, my favorite! Merry Christmas to the entire planet!

placenta_smoothie

get a computer
rtwfdsa

If you have a computer go google ad block. It'll get rid of any pop-ups/advertisements on any site.

Andre

He clearly said on his dumb ass PHONE!!! Some of us are on the move on the chive not just some neckbearded fucks! Get rid of annoying fucking adds please!!!!

bdg

#42 and #45 are Exactly what I want for Christmas!!!!!!! Merry Christmas Chive!!!!!

...

#1 cute I love manatees

mefif

That dude is raking up.o.0

http://www.facebook.com/jeremy.mathes1 Jeremy Mathes

is that Carlos Mencia?

Shane

Asshole
Shitty

I never understood why big girls wear that shit….

Deep Dish

Don't understand why this is getting voted down. It's a legit question. Bikinis are for girls who are at least relatively fit.

Lexie

No I agree. I have a little stomach chub and I don't do bathing suits at all.

Kristen

It's funny because you're a fat whore.

AlwaysAlone

Kristen, I'd still do you even though you are fat.

bdg

Beautiful REAL women!!!!!

Logic

Reminds me of the AT&T bars in a way…

Berty

Yea, me too , just with a lot more fat on them.

http://twitter.com/KenKCCO @KenKCCO

Fuck all of you troll assholes. You do t k ow shit about shit in what it means to be a chiver.

...

Must not troll spelling….also since when is being a chiver about liking chubby chicks. I guarantee I do more to make the world a better place than you, and I've probably been on this site way longer than you. I was just poking a little fun you know like how they poke the pilsbury dough boy …

Berty

Damn right bro, keep poking
http://www.superseedband.com AndySaximus

he-heeeee

http://www.superseedband.com AndySaximus

hmm-hmmmmm

AlwaysAlone

(Making fun of fat chicks) + (making fun of pedophilia) = theChive.

Don't like it? Leave.

McBeastie666

Not sure what comments sections you've been looking at for the past couple years, but this doesn't seem out of the ordinary behavior for a chiver to me.

...

Thank you it's all these new kids that don't get what a joke is especially a clever comment. They just basically attempt to get up voted I try to bring a little flavour to the party!

geo

I would bone them all if it was a package deal.

Capt Jean Luc Picard

I would do any of them regardless, they are all lovely ladies!

...

Except for the fat whore.

Max

How do we know she's a whore?
aidy

Fuck you dick head

Smitty

I heart these ladies because: squishy.

Puke

Squishy stomachs, not quite the same.

placenta_smoothie

as earlobes! mmmm

SweetGinger

You probably have about a snowballs chance in Hell with any of those ladies…I guess, unless they like overweight, balding, mid-forty men, who live in their mother's basement…..troll.
rihughes

I thought it was the tide pulling on their bellies. See the closer to the shore the more they are affected.

http://www.facebook.com/cassandra.boulanger Cassandra Boulanger

Wtf chive?

Kristen

Shut your whore mouth.
AlwaysAlone

* Shut your whore mouth and go make me a sandwich.

some guy

quick! stop standing there raking…push them back in the water, they're trying to beach themselves.

duckfart4U

Miguel will never get them back in the water with that rake – especially the one on the far left- he's gonna need something much more sturdy. I think he just brought the rake out to keep the seagulls away while his helper fetches something better…..

Pete

D*ckless twerp… these are nice looking women.

Just sayin'

#32 You're beautiful!!!!!

LoyalLAChiver

Note to self: Drop everything and move to Switzerl
Viking Skill

**Swiss Chivette. Just like I'm not a Norway douche, but a Norwegian douche. Ya dig?

m.c.

Unless she is an ex-pat who lives in Swtitzerland. Making her not Swiss… Now excuse me while I return to my fapping….

aosidns

dat…everthing

I apologize. A person this beautiful deserves more class than my knee-jerk-jaw-on-the-floor reaction
Ravel

There are Chivettes in Switzerland? The frakk…there is hope for me after all.

screamqueenjo

There are! And this one got a KCCO shirt from her best friend (best christmas gift EVER!)! Pics might follow 😉

http://twitter.com/Paredster @Paredster

Check out the hespottedme.com site on fb and you can see she was at an Octoberfest party….in the US, everyother girl working was wearing the same style costume. But lies don't matter when you're that gorgeous. hahaha

StopMakingUpCaptions

You mean, she didn't write that caption? That could never happen! Not from theChive!

The color picture is much better in my opinion:
<img src="http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536190_466588080052653_1917352217_n.jpg" width="300">

http://www.facebook.com/TracyKassandraLex?ref=tn_tnmn Tracy Kassandra Lex

http://www.facebook.com/TracyKassandraLex?ref=tn_…

Instagram: tracy_kassandra_lex

I'm from Switzerland and I'm 100% full of Swiss =)

Kristen

Fuck off, whore.

http://www.facebook.com/TracyKassandraLex Tracy Kassandra Lex

I'm from Switzerland and 100% full of Swiss =)

FB: http://www.facebook.com/TracyKassandraLex
Instagram: tracy_kassandra_lex

:-* from Switzerland

Colin

Based on these comments, I think you have receivd offers to be 100% full of any nationality that you want.
http://www.superseedband.com AndySaximus

You want everyone to friend you? lol You should make where you're from public….

http://www.superseedband.com AndySaximus

Honestly not sure why I even said that. Moar please ^_^

ZeGörman

notes on how to tie the ribbon on that kind of dress, it's called a "Dirndl":
lefty losey, righty tighty is what has to be remembered (from her pov)….ribbon left =single, ribbon right=taken.
ribbon in the middle…well…haven't had sexy time yet^^
and finally, ribbon in the back = widow

one of ze görman chivörs 😀

firstpager

fuck yeah! Merry Christmas!

Chivacy Please

Thanks guys for everything you do…I don't go a day without Chiving at least 3 times. I will really miss the new posts, but Jan 2nd is well worth the wait! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Courtesy Flush

#12 You mean there's still time for Mac to get laid this year?

Courtesy Flush

wups I think I had to much #26
I meant #21
WhiskeyismyFriend

That thing is selling for $150K in the Nieman Marcus catalog. It might be worth it to him.

humdinger

Suck it Tvpaul hahaha
Pokes

Early DAR before I start my travels. It's a Christmas miracle!
numpty

how pissed are you that I'm all over the first page of the dar…woooweee

GatOner

I'm not sure anyone cares, to be honest…

Carl

#1 I'd like to dip those rolls in some gravy

cee dub

A bag of flour is your friend.
Indeed son

Imma call the one on the left butter… Cause she looks like a roll!

Still would…
Jojo

Dude, I almost spit the tea I was drinking when I read our comment. A+

yupyup

And 1 more for good measure
This Guy 13

I need #5 and #12 for this weekend please!

Baer

sorry mate but I think the creepy looking tree in the background might get to #5 first

Woody

Why aren't Meaghan's boobies on here in HQ??
Guy

#45 merry Christmas to me!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

Was one of Santa's reindeer named Boner? Because I think I found him.
Tyler Rauch

why isnt she under that damn tree!!!

Carl

#45 Ill be your Santa Claus
Tim

#42 Now that's a gift I would like to unwrap.

Notknowing

…NOW!
tdog

Those are some nice ornaments!
tv_paul

Snow globes of this nature make excellent christmas presents.

http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

I'd shake those.

herp de derp

i think i already know what it is…

Kristen

Well that's just fucking amazing. A chiver that's actually seen female nipples.

...

what a silly comment Chivers obviously see nipples we check TheChive then check porn then check TheChive again

Thin

Best for last
nojoke420

#38 I'm a motorboatin' son of a bitch

SayIWont

why dont you try gettin jacked-off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems

GatOner

Everyone wants to be part of a miracle John!

luckedout26

yeah, that was awkward for both me and my computer screen…
Mark

This is my photo and trust me there will be more to come of #38
r00s7a

you old sailor, you!

Carl

#42 Do you see what I seeeeeee?

Ryan

I like how it appears as though the snowmen are each grabbing a little handful…
Dickleg

Good call! Did not see that the first go-round.

Whoopi_G

#38 Just what I wanted Santa! Thanks!

Tyler Rauch

put those in my stocking, but idk if they will fit

Luvdembums

That's one gripe against chive. Not enough curvy girls

China Man

Here is another gripe. There are at least 10 "subtle hints" in the post promoting Chive merchandise. Not to mention the banners for the Chivery selling Christmas ornaments. Seriously, a Chive Christmas ornament?

#13
#18
#25
#29
#36

Josh

Let them make their money, you don't have to visit the site…
Alberta

Its not chive secretly promoting their product. Those people submitted pics with their chive merchandise… Chive did not do that…

Get Real

LOL – if you think the Chive does not do photo shoots and posts them on here as randomly submitted pics then you are on crack. Not to mention John always has to post his own picture wearing Chive merchandise a la #14

gsuchive

If you're livelihood was partially dependent on merchandise from your website selling, I think you'd be doing a little self promoting too, let them do their thing

http://www.superseedband.com AndySaximus

It's just as likely they're hangin out with chivers who take their pictures and then submit them. At least we know they actually like what they're trying to sell us. But who cares either way? More power to em. There's no membership, no crazy pop-up ads, or spam, and they do a good job. It is quality free entertainment with some great causes. I buy want to buy merch, not because it's shown on the pictures, but because I want to say thank you and get a cool shirt.

chivettediane

Enjoy your vacation boys, you earned it 🙂

Chiver

No sniveling!

chiver

Merry Christmas Chive!
Whoopi_G

#22 I could really use you a tutor right now, would you help me out?

Tyler Rauch

Ques what kind of math is that? Econ? business calc?
The Joe

I'm gonna ask some questions, and if you know the answer, raise your hand…
MMMF

not a good tutor………the best you could get from her help would be 2 D's
Wisti

her classes are a joke, but hey the boobs are very serious

Sanchez

#45 The best gifts at the tree are always unwrapped

Sanchez

and by that I mean I never use a condom, high five!

SkyVader

#42 – Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

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