• Pnut

    First!

  • benny b

    #24 FTW

    LOLOL

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #24 *you're

    • EDUB

      We get it. Thanks, Professor.

    • Dutch

      +1 for the awesome username, Mr. Gribble.

  • 2Dogs

    #20
    Somethings just can't be unseen…

    • Miff

      Just thinking, but there is no way they descended that far due to gravity. So that means as a young lady they would have been almost as low. WTF

      • DaddyD

        Not necessarily. The older they get the more they droop.

        • Miff

          There's drooping and then there's just plain melting.

    • ScottishScott89

      Not even sure what that thing is : l man or a witch

    • Bad morning

      Threw up right on my keyboard!

      • alex

        So you just typed on your vomit covered keyboard?

    • McBeastie666

      She's out spending the money she made from her role in Hansel & Gretel.

    • crustybubblechunks

      That picture is offensive. Or…is it?

      • Rob

        are you asking me? It is.

    • yup yup

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

    • CDN chiver

      Who would expose their daughter to that?

  • Tiber_Septim

    #36 , death in 3-2-1, #32 real genius

    • xaotikdesigns

      at least the gun has the slide locked, which means that it shouldn't be able to fire…

      Of course, if he's under house arrest, he probably should have the gun on him anyways…

      • Hphp

        He doesn't give a fuck, accept he really cares that people know that.

        • tony

          Since when is a bullet to the ankle a fatal wound and it is spelled "except" in the context you're using.

          • lame

            surprised you didn't thank him for his sevice etccr

  • AnItalianChiver

    #37 white collar

    • MonkeyMadness

      He looks like a Dr. Seuss character.

      • tralfaz

        Or the Eagle that does the news from the Muppet show.

        • MylesofStyles

          ^ Ladies and gentlemen, we have our winner.

  • Pshhh

    #37 grossest fucking thing I've ever seen and I once saw a old mans penis at the YMCA

    • Mr. Somewhat Awesime

      Laughing too loud at that comment!….

    • MylesofStyles

      *touched *an

    • Guest

      Why are you looking at old mens penises?

  • Terry P.

    #1 Twins, Basil. Twins!

    • ajiram

      kinda looks like they were born with one brain. In two bodies.

    • Murph

      'You make me many things, sleepy isn't one of them.'

  • Jose_Ariel

    #10 It takes four Juggalos to still not understand how magnets work. #37 Sam, the Eagle: Casual Friday.

    • MylesofStyles

      I don't believe I've ever seen a picture containing more than one Juggalette where at least one of them isn't fat.

  • Knotty

    #31 WTF!

    • Guse

      hiit?

    • whiskey bent

      p90x, phhsst! Try this!

  • Alex

    Chive, you post some amazing stories about great people that give me hope for humanity. But posts like this, especially shit like #23 and #36 just makes me start weeping for us all over again

  • Mattchu

    #20 Only $1? No deal, Wal-mart. No deal.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #25 Hey, she's improving!

  • N8orius

    #22 and #23
    make me cringe

    • Hara

      Green sweater chick is pretty fucking hardcore though.

      • Krymania

        Yeah, right? Quick thinking to just rip the spindles off

      •    

        That was my first thought too. In a post of fails at least one person in it knows how to keep calm when shit goes down

  • tralfaz

    #25 Find her. Just don't let her drive.

  • aaaayeah....

    #1 I would like to teach them where the hose really goes.

  • George Zip

    #22 fast response time, eh?

    • sithney

      the non-stupid sister is a pro. guessing she's had to do that style of rescue once or twice before.

  • jasgat66

    #19
    So… How's the job search coming along???

    • hesadufus

      whats the problem with facts chive??
      why delete my post ?

    • John Wayne fan

      My thoughts exactly. This guy plans on being a loser. I just hope he never breeds.

  • Tim

    #16
    Line forms on the left, Ladies….

    • DaveF

      Dollar sign on his mouth? Pretty sure he ain't advertising to the ladies.

    • open minded

      Dolla Dolla Bill, YO!

    • Lawrence
  • MonkeyMadness

    #22 Thanks to her fast thinking friend, she probably has most of her hair left.

  • Jaded_by_this_list

    How is #2 stupid. I lost 65% of my teeth because of a drunk driver. Does that make qualify for your dumb shit list.

    And #26 is fucking genius.

    • Jaded_by_this_list

      *me

      • B-ri

        some of these are just judgemental as hell.

    • Andre Soto

      "Does that make qualify for your dumb shit list."

      Not the teeth, but your english does.

  • Diamond

    #37 Sabertooth: the Later Years

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #28
    No brains, but some decent humps.

    • Alumni72

      They're probably cheerleaders using their mad skillz.

    • Craigery

      You like those underage humps, huh?

  • mongoose5271

    #19 Congratulations, here's your broom. Now go sweep out the elephants cages…this circus won't clean itself!

    • CDNchiver

      Exactly my thoughts!! GENIUS!

  • tv_paul

    #33 Nailed it.

    • boB

      *groan

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