This is one if the funniest things I've seen on here in a while.
Julio_Fungoolio
#2 should have said wash the dishes. I laughed for far too long at some of these.
misschris
#22 Hahaha this made me laugh! But seriously, how UNsexy is it to say "Send me a picture of your vagina"?! Real smooth talker….
Julio_Fungoolio
yeah he should have said "ham wallet"
KeepinCalm
You win today's internet for that comment. Fucking awesome!
Luke
or open faced roast beef sammy
Howdydoo
This was the best one. Still losing my shit thinking about it. Fake or real I laughed my ass off #22
black metal
#9 is my type of chivette!
Julio_Fungoolio
She weighs the equivalent of about 6 CHIVETTES
Steve Jobs
Yea well tell #9 to charge their damn phone. What do you think this is??
Guest
#6 Classic.
Epitomizer
The mother f'ing internet has scared my wife too much for her to do anything even remotely dirty via text. Thanks Obama, or maybe Osama, either way I'm sure one of you two fuckers are to blame.
Epitomizer
P.S. Do NOT hijack this with your stupid political BS. Its just a joke.
Julio_Fungoolio
Good timing, your statement almost brought the political blowhards out
Courtesy Flush
shhhhh……stop breathing
http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo
#12
Sudden burst of laughter at work…well played dude.
Julio_Fungoolio
He's got a good one, not to many ladies ask for a pic of the ol' meat whistle
FIdel
You're assuming it's a lady texting
thatJuanGuy
#23, 9/11, never forget.
Not a sheep.
You mean never forget how the government slaughtered its own people, caused a war against an enemy that didn't exist, lied to its people and continue to kill their own people throughout the "war on terror"
Oh yeah, believe me. I won't forget that any time soon.
Epitomizer
Wow. Dude. Just…really?
https://thechive.com F3n1x187
I looked like an asshole above(I admit it, sorry) but this guy took the cake
chivette
Well, that escalated quickly.
NikkeD
agreed!
MrBiscuit
I never will Juan. Those are my manboobs…..and I'm sure JDs friends will never let him forget either
rooster
#5
Melissa, you dirty girl. Where do you work?
http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag
I'm dying lol iphone… Siri can't save you.
http://dkdkd.com asfd
mmm all made up jokes, always the same IPHONE?
Weird.
Slate Stone
while some of them may be from the same phone, not all. you can note in the following pictures there are several providers from around the world. so get a sense of humor and STFU!! #5 #8 #14 #23 #25
Brian
Boy, that post de-escalated quickly.
Allison
Really though. 🙁
http://www.thechive.com xBigBossx
#1 and #12 FTW!!!
Seldi84
#12 & #17 are big old buckets of win.
dumb
these are all fake. you can easily make these can change provider, etc. I mean…who has multiple stock pics of erkel on their phone?
MrBiscuit
#23 is me. it 100% really happened….not sure why its just now popping back up around the internet
google
it's called Internet access 🙂
Durpysheepleton
First
PDiddily420
In case you did not know, there is this thing called Google where you can type in "Urkel" and see thousands of pictures of Urkel.
theChiveapp
FOLLOW @theCHIVEapp on Instagram!! #kcco #thechiveapp
seanster5977
#24
Wonder if she had large nipples or small ones now. Dangit, I will be a wreck all day now.
Yes Ur An Idiot
#1 #6 Lmao
jack
a great burn on ur friends is to post a craigslist ad under m4m, put ur friends phone number in the ad and ask for dick pix somewhere in there. a douche i worked with had to change his number
DannoTheManno88
#22 At least she made you a sandwich
Leigh
#6 done this before lol
#15 lovin it!
Canucks_Rule
#1 #12 – both made me fucking howl.
Bob
Damn you #12 and #15, Had to suppress the laughter and now my coworkers think I'm crying.