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Sexting doesn’t always work out the way you planned it (26 Photos)

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  • Inigo Montoya

    AHAHA to #12 , now that is one happy dude

    • Yuppp

      This is one if the funniest things I've seen on here in a while.

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #2 should have said wash the dishes. I laughed for far too long at some of these.

  • misschris

    #22 Hahaha this made me laugh! But seriously, how UNsexy is it to say "Send me a picture of your vagina"?! Real smooth talker….

    • Julio_Fungoolio

      yeah he should have said "ham wallet"

      • KeepinCalm

        You win today's internet for that comment. Fucking awesome!

      • Luke

        or open faced roast beef sammy

    • Howdydoo

      This was the best one. Still losing my shit thinking about it. Fake or real I laughed my ass off #22

  • black metal

    #9 is my type of chivette!

    • Julio_Fungoolio

      She weighs the equivalent of about 6 CHIVETTES

    • Steve Jobs

      Yea well tell #9 to charge their damn phone. What do you think this is??

  • Guest

    #6 Classic.

  • Epitomizer

    The mother f'ing internet has scared my wife too much for her to do anything even remotely dirty via text. Thanks Obama, or maybe Osama, either way I'm sure one of you two fuckers are to blame.

    • Epitomizer

      P.S. Do NOT hijack this with your stupid political BS. Its just a joke.

      • Julio_Fungoolio

        Good timing, your statement almost brought the political blowhards out

    • Courtesy Flush

      shhhhh……stop breathing

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #12
    Sudden burst of laughter at work…well played dude.

    • Julio_Fungoolio

      He's got a good one, not to many ladies ask for a pic of the ol' meat whistle

      • FIdel

        You're assuming it's a lady texting

  • thatJuanGuy

    #23, 9/11, never forget.

    • Not a sheep.

      You mean never forget how the government slaughtered its own people, caused a war against an enemy that didn't exist, lied to its people and continue to kill their own people throughout the "war on terror"

      Oh yeah, believe me. I won't forget that any time soon.

      • Epitomizer

        Wow. Dude. Just…really?

        • https://thechive.com F3n1x187

          I looked like an asshole above(I admit it, sorry) but this guy took the cake

      • chivette

        Well, that escalated quickly.

      • NikkeD

        agreed!

    • MrBiscuit

      I never will Juan. Those are my manboobs…..and I'm sure JDs friends will never let him forget either

  • rooster

    #5
    Melissa, you dirty girl. Where do you work?

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    I'm dying lol iphone… Siri can't save you.

  • http://dkdkd.com asfd

    mmm all made up jokes, always the same IPHONE?
    Weird.

    • Slate Stone

      while some of them may be from the same phone, not all. you can note in the following pictures there are several providers from around the world. so get a sense of humor and STFU!! #5 #8 #14 #23 #25

  • Brian

    Boy, that post de-escalated quickly.

    • Allison

      Really though. 🙁

  • http://www.thechive.com xBigBossx

    #1 and #12 FTW!!!

  • Seldi84

    #12 & #17 are big old buckets of win.

  • dumb

    these are all fake. you can easily make these can change provider, etc. I mean…who has multiple stock pics of erkel on their phone?

    • MrBiscuit

      #23 is me. it 100% really happened….not sure why its just now popping back up around the internet

    • google

      it's called Internet access 🙂

      • Durpysheepleton

        First

  • PDiddily420

    In case you did not know, there is this thing called Google where you can type in "Urkel" and see thousands of pictures of Urkel.

  • theChiveapp

    FOLLOW @theCHIVEapp on Instagram!! #kcco #thechiveapp

  • seanster5977

    #24

    Wonder if she had large nipples or small ones now. Dangit, I will be a wreck all day now.

  • Yes Ur An Idiot

    #1 #6 Lmao

  • jack

    a great burn on ur friends is to post a craigslist ad under m4m, put ur friends phone number in the ad and ask for dick pix somewhere in there. a douche i worked with had to change his number

  • DannoTheManno88

    #22 At least she made you a sandwich

  • Leigh

    #6 done this before lol
    #15 lovin it!

  • Canucks_Rule

    #1 #12 – both made me fucking howl.

  • Bob

    Damn you #12 and #15, Had to suppress the laughter and now my coworkers think I'm crying.

  • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

    Some funny, funny stuff, but #12 was hilarious!!

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