In the canon of romantic gifts, flowers are a tried-and-tested gesture that you can’t really go wrong with. They symbolise beauty, the fragility of life and inspire real affection in their recipient. Until now…
Yeah. Let’s read the note, shall we?
It reads:
‘We were never meant to be, there is no way you would ever be my
forever.
You’re a bit of a c*nt and I hope you find someone who can love you
for it.
Don’t try to message me because your number is blocked.
Ally x
P.S. You were a shit shag’
HOLY SHIT!
Admittedly, we don’t know the full story behind this, but to be taken on the emotional rollercoaster of joy to the understanding that you are a See You Next Tuesday and also terrible in bed is so devastating it makes me want to lie down and cry into my Teletubbies duvet.
According to Georgia Hampshire, who tweeted this, the writer “had a reason” for being so incredibly brutal.
So what do you think? Does this break-up go too far or is it an amusingly original way to totally eviscerate someone’s soul?
Aren’t relationships great?
