The world is chockfull of people who deserved to be struck in the neck area with something blunt. Martin Shkreli. The kid who plays King Joffrey. Nancy Grace. People who say ‘lyke’ instead of ‘like’. And then, there are people who think it’s ok to dump an 8-week-old puppy on the steps of a high-kill shelter because of a few small flaws. We think those people deserve a special kind of flying bicycle-kick to the balls.