Ever notice the unusual amount of products marketed toward men at your local super market? They’re usually in dark colors, marketed with hyper-masculine words like “full throttle” or “roundhouse kick.” I mean, there are even moist towelettes that are sold for bros. As if buying regular towelettes was too feminine or something. The logic alone leaves me baffled: Would a manly man feel that insecure about buying a product without printed reassurance that it is in fact intended for men?
If you’re like me, you just use whatever the old lady purchases and call it day. No generic body lotion with a hint of lavender is too feminine for me.
Let us know in the comments what manly-man-masculine-dudebro products frustrate you most. I’ll be sure to add some of the best.