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I know we’ve all been pondering why nobody has invented a product that allows us to masturbate in public without anyone noticing. I mean it’s been going on publicly for ages now, just not so conspicuously.
Finally we have the golden ticket. Low and behold the Jerkshirt. It’s a shirt with a prosthetic, fully bendable arm attached inside the sleeve, so you can reach your real arm inside your pants and give yourself some love without anyone realizing.
Because how can you masturbate when both of your hands are visible? I mean Davey Ballgame was pretty creative, but this shirt is sheer genius.
