While love is in the air for the bride and groom, you’re secretly scoping out the best place to get your hump on. Need an excuse to feel better about it? Consider their love as a form of “inspiration.” Although if we’re being perfectly blunt about it, weddings are a secret prelude to a dirty screw.
This Thursday Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates hits theaters nationwide. The wild events are all based on a true story and if you’ve seen the trailer, you know it’s about to get crazy.
All day long The Berry is giving the guys at theCHIVE an inside look into a women’s perspective. Gage is doing the same today while posting on The Berry, giving ladies an inside look into the mind of a guy.
Take it from these anonymous responses from women, the below locations are sexy ways to keep your lady feeling adventurous and turned on.
1. Find The Bridal Suite
The bride won’t be using her fancy room much after the ceremony so you can virtually have the whole place to yourself. Most suites even have the added bonus of a big couch, private bathrooms, leftover champagne and a bed to hide under if you need to.
2. Have A Quickie In The Elevator
If you don’t have time to make it to a more secure location and you just have to have each other right then and there, the elevator is a (semi) safe spot for a quickie. Yes, elevators might have a security camera but is there really anyone watching? Your call.
3. Try The Classic Bathroom Hookup
While a bathroom stall is one of the most obvious places to go for a hookup, it is also one of the most discrete. Opt for the men’s room over the women’s, for obvious reasons, and make sure to lock the stall door. Bonus points if you can avoid showing your feet to the strangers coming in and out during your sexcapade.
4. Take A “Walk” To The Parking Lot
If you or someone you know drove to the wedding, hooking up in the parking lot can be a lot of fun and is typically less risky than other choices. Make out like you’re in high school and utilize the back seat.
5. Scope Out The Balcony
If you’re lucky enough to find a private terrace, you should probably go ahead and take advantage of it. As long as the view doesn’t face a busy street (think: Bourbon Street in New Orleans), you can use that railing for all kinds of things.
6. Locate An Empty Stairwell
If the wedding is being held in a hotel, chances are you will find an empty stairwell or two. Once you locate a people-free zone, make the area your own private suite by getting after it right then and there.
6. Explore Outdoor Locations
Many reception locations have well-manicured grounds, especially golf courses, resorts or garden themed weddings. Double check from sprinkler systems and any direct views into the party. Remember, the best rule of thumb is, if you can see them, they can see you.
Head over to The Berry to see all the secrets guys are spilling to their wedding dates.
