If you’re going to purchase a vehicle fit for a superhero, you should have to sign some sort of document stating that you’re not a big dumb idiot. Seriously. It’s far too common of an occurrence to turn on the news and catch a story about a celebrity wrecking their 9th Bugatti after some failed attempt at a GTA-style stunt. Shit, I bet Lindsay Lohan crashes a Lamborghini before I can finish typing…. this sentence. (Check the news.) If you don’t have at least some respect for a 600-horsepower steel death carriage, then you’ve earned the Darwin Award you’re going to get.
Which is why this guy deserves some sort of car salesman of the year award. Not only does he give the most accurate description ever about Dodge Vipers, he manages to scare the soul right out of anyone who isn’t qualified to even look at the gas pedal.
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