Club Penguin, the tween focused chatroom busy work game that has been around since 2005 is home to what is supposed to be a safe place for kids to congregate and chat with a virtual avatar.
Man does anything sound more like 2005 than that?
In recent years their player base has aged up and as such the “gameplay” has become less focused on childish conversation and more populated by trolls who have become teenagers and adults.
But with trolling comes the banhammer. The twitter account ClubPenguinBans keeps a chronicle of the more ludicrous ways players have found themselves banned from the MMO.