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When she flipped out because her third grader came home with “erect” on a spelling list, and was on the verge of calling the school. She honestly had lived her entire life not knowing “erect” had any other use aside from describing a penis. –Iscariot
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When she pointed up at a bluish star and sincerely asked “Is that Earth?” –RevolPeej
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When she “surprised” me by inviting her mother on our 16 day Hawaiian cruise. –gawdybaubles
