Los Angeles Rams
As many times as you move to try and start fresh, you always fall into the same patterns. You were inches away from the ultimate victory, and haven’t been the same since. Your homecoming hasn’t been as sweet as you expected. Your parents still don’t care about you. Where the Bears mustache is a beacon of hope and ferocity, yours is more of the fired porn star variety. Time to move on from that baggage.
Good luck the rest of the season to all of you. KCCO!