Hansel & Gretel
“My good guy friend from my hometown and I were both blonde and petite, so we thought it’d be precious to dress up as two little rosy-cheeked German children, Hansel and Gretel. It was very fitting, since we had already convinced a ton of people that Freshman year at college that we were siblings.
Spirits were high after winning the UV Blue at the Halloween Party, so we took it to the dorms to celebrate. One shot of alcoholic mouthwash led to the next, and… remember that scene when Joe Dirt fucks his sister? Went down like that, costumes still on, of course.
It was the first and last time this little Hansel and Gretel duo got the goodies.”