Worst is this guy I met at a bar my last night living in New York. When we started getting down and dirty he went down on me for about ten seconds and just did these weird kind of licks all over between my legs, pretty much totally avoiding where he needed to actually be. Once he came up from that he gave me about three pumps, came, and flopped down next to me breathing like we’d just had some all night fuckfest. Get ready for this. First he rolled over and asked me how many times I came. It was hard not to laugh and harder to not tell him I didn’t even get aroused. Then he told me I was the second person he’d ever had sex with. THEN he told me was very excited about where our relationship was going to go.
Broke his heart when I pointed to all the packed boxes surrounding us and told him I was moving across the country in the morning. – LongwaytoLA
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Best: I was hooking up with a girl who would orgasm if I went all the way in. I could hold it there or just do my own thing and she would go bonkers. It was literally the easiest sex.
Worst: Met a girl on the beach. Took her back to my place. When all the clothes were off she was on bottom and I was on top. Her legs death gripped my torso. So hard that when I thrusted she moved back and when I pulled back she’d thrust forward. This meant that there was absolutely no friction going on down there. I tried to adjust her legs grip but she wouldn’t budge. I was stuck and flaccid. – bergiebirdman
