If you remember your Shakespeare (or even half listened to anyone who talks about him), you’ll remember that in Romeo and Juliet, he says “What’s in a name?” Well…Billy (if I can call you Billy), names are pretty important.
Take these classic cocktails for example… some are named after radioactive isotopes, some after gross bodily functions and others are just plain wrong. You can call it a Rose and tell me it sounds sweet, but if it looks like crap, sounds like crap, it might just taste that way too.
But my new years resolution is to have an open mind and to stop telling people what to do, so drink these drinks, whatever… I don’t care.
Just stay away from the Monkey Gland.. it’s just wrong…