The football coach teacher had us watch the “miracle of birth” on the game tape video player. One kid said, “what if you don’t want the baby?” So he hits reverse and boom the doctor shoved the baby right back into the vagina.
Best one from the anonymous Question Box:
“If you lose your left nut, is your right nut still your right nut?”
The teacher read it, set the paper down, and after about a minute of silence admitted he didn’t know.
Year 11 (class aged 15/16)
Someone to the teacher: how effective are condoms?
Pregnant girl in class: not very