Being a film reviewer seems like such a great job; you get invited to parties, film festivals, get to watch movies for free before anyone else and you get to write about them. Except there’s a lot of bad films out there, and you have to sit through them. It’s your job.
Sufficed to say, someone as notable and prominent as Roger Ebert, probably had to shit through some shitty films. And he did and he wasn’t shy about telling you why they were so bad.
Here’s the films that he absolutely hated, and gave both of his thumbs, and probably everyone else thumbs on the street, down.