Look, we’ve all gotta make small talk. It’s part of living in a society. But as much as we all try to make it work, it’s not always enjoyable. Because, yes, I did hear it’s supposed to get below 20 degrees this weekend. And, ugh, I’m an accountant. And no I don’t have kids. And, sigh, I’m from [your state goes here]…
You try to be as polite as your can, but after telling someone you’re from West Virginia (like I am) for the 100th time, the inevitable joke about how you probably fuck your cousin isn’t easy to fake laugh at, especially if you do fuck your cousin.
So, Chivers, we want to know, what’s something you’re sick of hearing when you tell people what state you’re from