Reddit user, Average_banana, has worked as a pizza delivery driver for 3 years in a college town. She answered the world’s random questions on a Reddit AMA. See some of the best answers below…
Q: Do people ever answer the door naked, like in the movies?
A: Yeah, on occasion. Normally, it’s when I interrupt people in the middle of doing it. One time, I delivered to a party and there was a drunk guy with his pants down pissing out the front door when I walked up.
Q: What’s the number one thing you dislike when dealing with a customer?
A: So many things. When they act like its my fault when something happens that they don’t like. It’s either too expensive, or they had to wait too long for their order. Look man, I’m just delivering pizza as fast as I can, don’t yell at me.
Q: I know you can add delivery instructions to the order for dominos, what is the weirdest one you have received?
A: Most of them are “Draw such and such on the box”, which I love doing. Somebody asked for coffee and tipped well when I brought it. One time, they put “The secret password is ballsweat”. When I got there, I had to yell ballsweat before they would opened the door.
