Growing up, every man develops their own way of doing things. Men shared their best and most useful life hacks on an AskReddit thread. See if these hacks will help you (some might be a little NSFW).
Said it before, I’ll say it again.
If you back up the toilet at work or someone’s house with no plunger available, look for liquid hand soap. Dump some in the toilet and wait about five minutes and flush again. The soap lubricates the nasties so they’ll flush away.
If it’s still clogged, find a way to dump hot water in the toilet, as it can have the same effect. Use the trash can or something.
If it’s still clogged, kick the door open and run like hell. Find a new job or new friends. You just left their toilet full of hot soapy shit soup, you asshole.
It still amazes me how people don’t get this but listen to your woman (or man) and how they react to your actions in the bedroom! If you do something that elicits noise or a good reaction, keep doing it. Don’t do it faster, or harder, or more furiously or whatever (unless they ask). Just keep your rhythm and press the same buttons. You’ll get a lot further with an easy steady climb rather than trying to sprint to the top of the orgasm hill.
Every time I’ve gotten a compliment on my performance it was because I was doing what they liked as they liked it.
WASH. YOUR. ASSHOLE.
It doesn’t make you gross or gay to touch your own asshole, it makes you a functional member of society.