Ever stare up into the night sky and wonder what’s out there? I’ll tell you what’s out there. A cold and merciless solar system that has unique and devious ways to mess you the hell up.
Between planets that are just giant balls of fiery hot gas, to lava planets and ice moons with volcanoes that shoot out ammonia and shards of glass, we stand no chance of living anywhere but here on Earth. And if some distant future happens and humans get to visit the rest of the solar system, we stand no chance of surviving on any one of those other 8 planets, because they’re so chock full of fucknopes that they must have been engineered to keep us contained on one planet.
Wanna know how much the other planets hate us and what they’d do to an ordinary human given the chance? Check this out.
