A Kentucky Fried Chicken joint in New Zealand is giving away 20 free bouquets of chicken this Valentine’s Day. All you have to do is tag your valentine — or as they call it, “the wind beneath your chicken wings” — for a chance to win.
A bouquet of fried chicken beats a bouquet of roses any damn day if you ask me. First off, chicken tastes better. Second, it shows your valentine that you love them for what’s on the inside – they can eat like shit and get super fat and you’ll still love them. Third, it weeds out the gold diggers.
The internet agrees: