Everyone suffers from the occasional brain fart, some worse than others. This Reddit thread came up asking people the most bizarre things they’ve done while their brain was on autopilot. The responses are oh so relatable and hilarious at the same time. Next time you have SMH moment know you aren’t alone.
As a teenager, I worked at McDonald’s. My McDonald’s was 24 hours and, during the summer, I worked the overnight shift. My sleep schedule would get all messed up.
My parents woke me up for dinner one evening. I zombie walked to the table and sat down. My dad asked me to say grace. I bow my head and say, “thank you for choosing McDonald’s, may I take your order?”
Turned around and went back home because I forgot my car keys.
I was driving.
Grabbed milk from the fridge
Grabbed a dinner plate from the cupboard
Began tilting the gallon jug toward the dish
Was about to pour myself a plate of milk when my mom walks by and asks what the fuck I’m doing
I recently spent 10 minutes on the phone with statefarm trying to pull up my policy getting increasingly annoyed at the fact they couldn’t find my policy number.
Then I remembered… I have progressive.
Never had state farm in my life.