Getting old is inevitable. If you’re lucky, you age like a scotch, or Cindy Crawford. Things slow down a little, but you’re still making this life your b*tch. For most of us, however, at a certain point in life everyday shit grates on you, like skateboarders walking across your lawn. I told those damn kids to stay off! With that in mind, here are some of the things the denizens of the interwebs are just too damn old for.