There are a million ways to die, but this guy went out with a bang.
A Japanese man name Joji was buried under his six-ton porno collection in his house and wasn’t discovered until six months later.
They haven’t figured out if he died from natural causes and the heap of magazines fell after the fact or if his death was a result of the erotic magazine avalanche.
His landlord realized he hadn’t paid rent in a few months and went by to check in. Then a cleaning team came to his house to discreetly remove the porn stash and that’s how his body was found. The cleaners said every available surface in Joji’s apartment was covered in magazines in addition to clippings he cut out from his favorites.
Where was his family? How come it took so long to realize he’d been gone? Why magazine pornos instead of online? So many questions we’ll never get answered.
This whole mess could have been avoided if he would’ve upgraded to HD porn on the internet, but I guess he missed that life lesson.
Pour some out tonight for our man Joji. RIP.
(Via The Sun)