A Baltimore man was arrested at a traffic stop while packing some old school heat. Really old school, by the looks of it. When the Baltimore Police Department uploaded a photo of the “pepperbox” to Facebook, the comment section took aim.
Here are some of the best responses:
I would 100 percent buy Grand theft Auto: Gettysburg, by the way.
“Well actually, this isn’t an antique at all, it’s a –” shut up, nerd. Don’t ruin this.
I don’t know why homie was walking around with the weapon that fired the first shot of the Revolutionary War. Mayhaps he was on his way to a gentleman’s duel after a scoundreling Dandy Prat gawked at his lady’s Dilberry Maker.
On another note, I wish politicians still handled their beef via duel like they did in the good ol’ days. Lining up back to back as the local strumpets watched in arousement from their windows, taking a few paces, then whipping around and shooting a gun that couldn’t hit a barn door. Then repeating the process until someone finally got hit. Ah, yes. That was when men were men (even if they wore wigs). Duels would be a million times more entertaining than watching politicians bitch at each other on Twitter.
