A frustrated husband in an unfaithful marriage is fed up with his wife’s lover. But not because he’s giving it to his wife (he’s actually fine with that part). He’s fed up with the lack of courtesy: toilet seats left up, sweaters being used as cum rags, etc.
To help cohabitation of both the house and the wife run more smoothly, the husband posted a list of requests on the “missed connections” Craigslist page:
“To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.”