My dad always used to have this saying, “engage your brain first, then talk,” and really, it’s sound advice. Because if you don’t and you just open your trap without thinking about it, you’re gonna say some stupid shit.
Even better is when what you say sounds dirty, even if you didn’t mean it. Then you’ll regret it, take a right hook to the jaw and a knee to the knackers. It’s not pretty, and these guys and gals on Reddit are living proof of what happens when you think something sounds good (or don’t think at all), then just hit engage on your yapper.
It’s like a cornucopia of fail, bad decisions and regrets.
I love it.